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Old 09-15-2021, 03:56 AM   #3901
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Isn’t he just great.
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Old 09-15-2021, 03:57 AM   #3902
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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

Bad news though. I saw this thing where they used a sex change app to change all the drivers to women. Some of them were pretty hot, but very sad to say, I would NOT sleep with female Fernando
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Old 09-15-2021, 06:32 AM   #3903
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Luke is an original baby!
YEAH, BABY!

I got tictok new check me out @nerdlingersunited.

going to get Instagram now too.


I already had these accounts for the thots but now I'm putting them under the nerdlingers brand and going to post some streaming content
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Old 09-15-2021, 06:39 AM   #3904
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lol I signed up to dash for doordash, when I thought I might get fired.

I might do my 1st dash, but I'm baked
are you getting fired every week?
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Old 09-15-2021, 06:43 AM   #3905
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goodnight moon man... let me tell you... I would wreck her Ralf
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Old 09-15-2021, 08:13 AM   #3906
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Norm Macdonald died, and I’m actually upset by it.
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Old 09-15-2021, 08:14 AM   #3907
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I mean, not like in a real way, but in an I’m gonna miss his humor kind of way.
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Old 09-15-2021, 08:16 AM   #3908
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Old 09-15-2021, 08:22 AM   #3909
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Holy **** that guy was funny.

RIP
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Old 09-15-2021, 09:24 PM   #3910
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Nerdlingers Brand. Recognize.
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Old 09-16-2021, 12:12 PM   #3911
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Just purchased auto insurance, paid my property taxes, got a safety inspection and renewed my vehicle registration for 2 years.

Entire pocess took maybe 90 minutes. Insurance place was right across the street from the mechanic who performed the safety inspection, then the license bureau was right down the street

Had to pay my 2020 property taxes online, because I lived in a different county that year. Emailed receipt of that payment was sufficient to satisfy the clerk there. Just showed her on my phone. Country livin' yeehaw
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Old 09-16-2021, 12:16 PM   #3912
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What are you dumb mother****ers doin?
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Old 09-16-2021, 12:19 PM   #3913
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That’s like more brags than I can even count.

“I have a car” brag.
“I have a house” brag.
“I can afford to pay all these expensive at once” brag.

We get it, we’re poor losers and you’re not. No need to rub it in
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Old 09-16-2021, 12:42 PM   #3914
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Just normally something that takes half the f*cling day. Nice to expedite that crap
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Old 09-16-2021, 01:14 PM   #3915
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Now you’re bragging with fancy $5 words!
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Old 09-16-2021, 01:19 PM   #3916
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lol guilty
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Old 09-16-2021, 03:29 PM   #3917
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my friend just reached champ in Rocket League. is that something that should impress me?
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Old 09-16-2021, 05:34 PM   #3918
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Well it’s higher than I ever got.

I’m impressed.
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Old 09-16-2021, 05:46 PM   #3919
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Than he must be good!
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Old 09-16-2021, 08:55 PM   #3920
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What are you dumb mother****ers doin?
getting phased

listening to

watching MissAlice_94 and nym_x

watching NFT sales go by

living my best life
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Old 09-17-2021, 07:38 AM   #3921
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I still don’t get NFTs. They sound profoundly dumb and completely worthless.

Change my mind.
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Old 09-17-2021, 08:59 AM   #3922
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Nerdlingers Brand. Recognize.
ya boy knows whats up!

I am also getting a tictok and an Instagram together for the nerdlingers brad
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Old 09-17-2021, 09:02 AM   #3923
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Tik tok is stupid.
Instagram is dumb.
Facebook is useless.
Social media is gay.
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Old 09-17-2021, 09:03 AM   #3924
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What are you dumb mother****ers doin?
dieing in the grease fire.

my gf went to go hang out with our friends and i'm at home sick.

might take a shower get in my pjs and boot up some lol ( I'm trying to learn)

might eat some icecream too cos I'm a fattie and it will get the tase of cough lollies out of my mouth.
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Old 09-17-2021, 09:03 AM   #3925
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we have dinner plans tomorrow night and i've been stressed at work all week now i'm sick lol.

guinna have to move them to next week i think
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