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Old 06-16-2021, 07:00 AM   #2751
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Old 06-16-2021, 07:09 AM   #2752
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NFTs are like crypto stocks. i have a cartoon picture of an ape worth $8k rn
the ****?
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Old 06-16-2021, 07:41 AM   #2753
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i have bitcoin...

Who DOESNT have bitcoin.
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Old 06-16-2021, 07:42 AM   #2754
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NFTs are like crypto stocks. i have a cartoon picture of an ape worth $8k rn

I tried to get ďCharlie bit my fingerĒ but it was waay too expensive.
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Old 06-16-2021, 09:37 AM   #2755
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Old 06-16-2021, 09:39 AM   #2756
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Old 06-16-2021, 09:45 AM   #2757
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that's ****ed up!
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Old 06-16-2021, 10:41 AM   #2758
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Old 06-16-2021, 10:43 AM   #2759
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I donít like Jeremy Clarkson, heís a giant tool, but I have been watching his new Amazon prime show.

Dude owns a 1000 acre farm. Thatís cool as ****.
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Old 06-16-2021, 10:44 AM   #2760
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I know in American you guys got like 10,000 acre ranches like itís nothing, but we donít have that much space.
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Old 06-16-2021, 10:46 AM   #2761
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100 acres would do me. Plant some potatoes. Crow some cows. Build an old fashioned fort. Then just kick back and wait for society to collapse.
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Old 06-16-2021, 11:22 AM   #2762
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build a long stone wall to keep the scots at bay
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Old 06-16-2021, 12:15 PM   #2763
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Great Scot!

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Old 06-16-2021, 03:49 PM   #2764
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I donít like Jeremy Clarkson, heís a giant tool, but I have been watching his new Amazon prime show.

Dude owns a 1000 acre farm. Thatís cool as ****.
Isn't that like half your Island?
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Old 06-16-2021, 05:02 PM   #2765
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Near as damned!
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Old 06-17-2021, 02:04 PM   #2766
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

Just did a job for this demented, pseudo-religious gal who would with regularity turn off the valve that is intended for winterization of one of her exterior spigots, just to be very cautious and so that people wouldn't steal her water. Spending all her time communicating with God, because she couldn't communicate worth a damn with another human being. I got exasperated quick in this hundred degree heat. Lol people r so ill-equipped for life, it's a god damned miracle we do as well as we do
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Old 06-17-2021, 03:16 PM   #2767
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thanks for letting me vent. help me Jesus
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Old 06-17-2021, 04:19 PM   #2768
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I will try, but donít call me Jesus.
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Old 06-17-2021, 04:20 PM   #2769
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Old 06-17-2021, 06:49 PM   #2770
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Old 06-17-2021, 09:01 PM   #2771
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Old 06-18-2021, 05:13 AM   #2772
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WSOP this year. We going??
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Old 06-18-2021, 05:20 AM   #2773
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Old 06-18-2021, 06:58 AM   #2774
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Probably for the best, you have to be 21 to play in Vegas, and to drink!
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Old 06-18-2021, 08:29 AM   #2775
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I'll go after Daz wins the lottery and sends his plane for me.
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