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Old 06-08-2021, 05:29 PM   #2626
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

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look buddy you got some nerve showing up here...

since the last time we spoke, I've changed jobs and moved out of my dads place...

you have NO place being here!
Oh am I not allowed to be here? I didn't see the sign that said "Fat people only."

So where did you move to? In with your mum?
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Old 06-08-2021, 05:32 PM   #2627
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Iím just glad he finally got over Trump losing.
unlike you I don't place my happiness on the gov't and elected officials, but thanks for trying to be a mind reader.
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Old 06-08-2021, 05:33 PM   #2628
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

hey mate my name is dangle and I sit around watching the news and take everything at face value maybe one day a woman will love me but prob not
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Old 06-08-2021, 05:34 PM   #2629
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

I'd tell you to go outside Daggle but I think that's illegal in your country
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Old 06-08-2021, 05:36 PM   #2630
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

meanwhile I think I only wore a mask when hanging out with my crazy liberal cousins for xmas
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Old 06-08-2021, 05:37 PM   #2631
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

I made a beef wellington for ten people because I'm more british than you mate
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Old 06-08-2021, 05:59 PM   #2632
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Relax, Holmes
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Old 06-08-2021, 06:34 PM   #2633
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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

Lol, youíre so frickin dumb. I love it.
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Old 06-08-2021, 06:37 PM   #2634
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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

I had some beautiful fish and chips at the pub today, you literally canít get more British than that.

Not that I am British, but I wouldnít expect you to understand.
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Old 06-08-2021, 06:41 PM   #2635
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you're Manish
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Old 06-08-2021, 06:46 PM   #2636
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I had some beautiful fish and chips at the pub today, you literally canít get more British than that.

Not that I am British, but I wouldnít expect you to understand.
oh are you scottish? you're a bunch of cucks.
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Old 06-08-2021, 06:47 PM   #2637
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

also fish and chips are gross, whereas a beef wellington is a meal you'd have if told you were gonna be dead in a few hours
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Old 06-08-2021, 09:53 PM   #2638
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no dabs it must be you!
you you you
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Old 06-08-2021, 10:36 PM   #2639
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Old 06-08-2021, 11:31 PM   #2640
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Relax, Holmes
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Old 06-09-2021, 03:48 AM   #2641
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you're Manish

Ish? ISH? Iím all man.
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Old 06-09-2021, 07:45 AM   #2642
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Old 06-09-2021, 07:46 AM   #2643
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Sup, old buddy?
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Old 06-09-2021, 05:39 PM   #2644
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That was a slow 5k, god damn Iím out of practice. Take me back to lockdown when I had all the time in the world!
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Old 06-09-2021, 08:20 PM   #2645
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You run marathons? no wonder you can't get laid. You probably blab constantly about how you run marathons.
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Old 06-09-2021, 08:22 PM   #2646
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the first rule of marathon run club is that you must tell everyone
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Old 06-10-2021, 03:46 AM   #2647
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Fuluck must be a stereotypical fat American, he thinks a 5k is a marathon!
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Old 06-10-2021, 05:15 AM   #2648
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165

I'm sure ****luck said he would leave forever if Luke got a job. Actually didn't you say we could ban you?
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Old 06-10-2021, 05:56 AM   #2649
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Oh am I not allowed to be here? I didn't see the sign that said "Fat people only."

So where did you move to? In with your mum?
so you saying you would leave if i got a job and moved out?

lies lies lies....
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Old 06-10-2021, 06:00 AM   #2650
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I made a beef wellington for ten people because I'm more british than you mate
you need to get that check out man... that's a pretty big ****
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