omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #165 - Page 103

Rent a nice convertible from Turo and drive it like you stole it, being drunk is optional. Or some other British app if that doesnt exist on you island

06-04-2021 , 02:47 PM

#2553

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

I think the island is so small they don't allow cars, only rickshaws and MotoGP bikes

06-04-2021 , 03:05 PM

#2554

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,872

Drive home, get stoned

06-04-2021 , 05:05 PM

#2555

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I’m in a rut, what would you recommend to shake things up? I’m thinking maybe get a little drunk tomorrow. It’s been a long long time since I did that.

Move to Australia. Luke needs a room mate.

06-04-2021 , 10:41 PM

#2556

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Drive home, get stoned

My man.

06-04-2021 , 11:04 PM

#2557

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,872

you like that track, boyee?

melancholy music makes me happy

06-04-2021 , 11:05 PM

#2558

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,872

and she's a cute little Dutch treat err

06-05-2021 , 02:20 AM

#2559

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

06-05-2021 , 04:12 AM

#2560

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I’m in a rut, what would you recommend to shake things up? I’m thinking maybe get a little drunk tomorrow. It’s been a long long time since I did that.

i did this... now my Saturday is hard to live...

06-05-2021 , 04:26 AM

#2561

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Valid point. I probably won’t bother. Maybe eat junk food instead.

06-05-2021 , 11:38 AM

#2562

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

What about playing online Poker?

06-05-2021 , 11:55 AM

#2563

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

People still do that?

06-05-2021 , 12:09 PM

#2564

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Morph's litterally the only guy on 2p2 who still does

06-05-2021 , 12:11 PM

#2565

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Valid point. I probably won’t bother. Maybe eat junk food instead.

Vote for Josem

06-05-2021 , 12:37 PM

#2566

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Josem once invited me to a home game. I didn’t go, but I was grateful for the invite.

06-05-2021 , 12:38 PM

#2567

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I’m sure he’s a great guy, but I don’t vote for foreigners.

06-05-2021 , 12:42 PM

#2568

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I’m also not a Douglas East voter.

06-05-2021 , 12:42 PM

#2569

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

I tried. This is what I get for civic activism.

06-05-2021 , 12:45 PM

#2570

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Not entirely sure what his platform is, but from that video I’m not convinced it’s for me!

He’s definitely a much better candidate than the melts I’ll be choosing from in my district, though.

06-05-2021 , 01:25 PM

#2571

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I like this Lithuanian streamer, but holy ****, she’s dogshit at games.

06-05-2021 , 11:34 PM

#2572

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Not entirely sure what his platform is, but from that video I’m not convinced it’s for me!

He is pro pubs! And for IOM to be a shining beacon when much of the world faces stormy seas.

Buy local, serve local, play local, meet local and love local. Says the guy from Australia. I think his main thing is lower taxes.

06-06-2021 , 03:53 AM

#2573

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

But he’s also in favour of churches!

I already buy local, and everything else local, I literally haven’t left in near 6 years!

I don’t think our taxes can get much lower!

06-06-2021 , 03:56 AM

#2574

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

He’s better than this other weirdo American “candidate” we had before.

He’s this random dude who created a fake title for himself and acted like he was some kind of royalty. Then he pretended he was going to buy a historic building here with money that didn’t exist, then he tried running for government, talking about “our local values” while knowing literally nothing about our values.

I love local politics, it’s hilarious.