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When I see the stress and drama my married friends are put through. I’m glad nobody wants to date me.

Don’t get me wrong, I love drama, but on my terms.

08-08-2022 , 12:32 PM

#9527

Schlitz mmmm

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Reasonable

08-08-2022 , 02:00 PM

#9528

gregorio

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https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/08/cover-story-lewis-hamilton-never-quits

Quote:

On open roads, Hamilton is an achingly sensible and careful driver, never speeding and frequently pulling over to let impatient drivers pass. As he explains, he actually doesn’t like driving. Not this kind, the kind the rest of us do, with traffic in two directions, and pedestrians, and junctions, and nothing clear-cut to prove. In fact, he rarely does it. “I just think that I find it stressful,” he says. “I try not to do things that don’t add to my life.” And then he adds—a statement said with sincerity—“Look, we’re on these roads, anything can happen.”

After a while, we find ourselves in the outskirts of Nice, down toward the harbor. “This is now stressful for me,” he says. “This road is crazy. So much going on here. I’m going to turn around in a second.”

08-08-2022 , 02:02 PM

#9529

Da33le

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Oh damn. Hamilton is a pussy. Who knew.

08-08-2022 , 02:03 PM

#9530

Da33le

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Nah, I’m kidding. Driving in busy traffic is dogshit.

08-08-2022 , 07:19 PM

#9531

Schlitz mmmm

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08-08-2022 , 07:21 PM

#9532

Schlitz mmmm

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sup? pretty stoned lol where's king been? his band is goat

08-09-2022 , 05:31 AM

#9533

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

sup? pretty stoned lol where's king been? his band is goat

whats going on my dude?

the girl I've been seeing is clearly acting out cos she is catching feelings and wants me to as well...

I'm still on the fence but i don't think I have as much time as I thought i did.

oh well... dems the breaks of being THAT good.

I also think I need to get ripped. cos I'm only doing online dating. it's a **** show.... but I REALLLY don't wanna go back to the club. my ears are pretty shot.

08-09-2022 , 12:48 PM

#9534

Schlitz mmmm

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Yep improved fitness will yield dividends with the wimminz

08-09-2022 , 02:43 PM

#9535

Schlitz mmmm

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Animal magnetism

08-09-2022 , 05:01 PM

#9536

Da33le

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If you let your dogs swim in reservoirs, even though it’s clearly signed that they’re not allowed, you’re scum.

I just had to have some very serious words with some chav prick who was letting his 5 dogs swim in our drinking water.

It’s a £2,000 fine for that.

08-09-2022 , 05:17 PM

#9537

Schlitz mmmm

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get swole up, and patrol the grounds

08-09-2022 , 05:38 PM

#9538

Da33le

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I may or may not have verbally berated him.

08-09-2022 , 05:39 PM

#9539

Da33le

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I pretended to film his dogs swimming in the drinking water, but my phone battery was actually dead, so I was just bluffing.

08-09-2022 , 06:01 PM

#9540

Schlitz mmmm

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Karen merit badge achieved

08-09-2022 , 06:28 PM

#9541

Da33le

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They were breaking the law, mate. It’s also disgusting, and he was a jackass about it.

He’s lucky my phone was dead, or I would have recorded it for real!!

08-10-2022 , 12:29 AM

#9542

ScreaminAsian

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This is the kind of classic Alan Partridge hijinks I wish I could watch but BBC iplayer geoblocks me from even paying for mid morning matters or his newest show season 2

08-10-2022 , 05:31 AM

#9543

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Yep improved fitness will yield dividends with the wimminz

why i'm eating chicken breast and salad

08-10-2022 , 07:52 AM

#9544

Da33le

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Thanks to my running and riding and weights, my body is looking reasonable.

Doesn’t really help though if women never see it..

08-10-2022 , 09:47 AM

#9545

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Thanks to my running and riding and weights, my body is looking reasonable.

Doesn’t really help though if women never see it..

dabs. you need to go out more.

08-10-2022 , 12:42 PM

#9546

Da33le

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I’m literally at the beach as we speak.

08-10-2022 , 01:13 PM

#9547

Schlitz mmmm

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Nice

08-10-2022 , 01:16 PM

#9548

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Nice

08-10-2022 , 01:28 PM

#9549

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Suns out, guns out Daz.

08-10-2022 , 01:28 PM

#9550

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Does the sun come out there?

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