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01-26-2022 , 09:35 PM

#5901

Schlitz mmmm

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is arcade fire a masked-mofo'in superhero ?!

01-26-2022 , 09:37 PM

#5902

Schlitz mmmm

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there is no need to talk of turning omgx3 over to us

your entire omgx3 administration has collapsed

01-26-2022 , 10:15 PM

#5903

Jackitos

srs biz

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Dubious

01-26-2022 , 10:27 PM

#5904

Schlitz mmmm

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srs biz, homeboy

01-26-2022 , 10:39 PM

#5905

ScreaminAsian

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australian futures down 1% and crypto is tanking, thanks a lot luke

01-26-2022 , 11:06 PM

#5906

Schlitz mmmm

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i bet the Hawks tonight. pm to subscribe to my newsletter

01-26-2022 , 11:14 PM

#5907

rickroll

oddly catty

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dabs, describe to me what your perfect day would entail and how luke would somehow ruin it

01-27-2022 , 02:12 AM

#5908

Tuma

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possibly something like this

01-27-2022 , 02:38 AM

#5909

Schlitz mmmm

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lol Lou Reed was a highly-credentialed space cadet

01-27-2022 , 05:40 AM

#5910

Da33le

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rickroll

dabs, describe to me what your perfect day would entail and how luke would somehow ruin it

Honestly, I have no idea what my perfect day would be.

Probably some kind of social activity with friends/family, followed by some kind of eating activity. Then in the evening some kind of hangout activity.

I don’t think Luke would ruin anything.

01-27-2022 , 01:48 PM

#5911

Da33le

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“I’m wet”
“I’m leaking”

-Andrea Botez.

01-27-2022 , 01:54 PM

#5912

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,577

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

“I’m wet”
“I’m leaking”

-Andrea Botez.

You’re hooking up with her at the end of your perfect day and as you remove her underwear a wild Luke appears and says g’day dabs

01-27-2022 , 02:02 PM

#5913

Da33le

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Still would

01-27-2022 , 02:49 PM

#5914

Da33le

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That La Vagabonde chick has pushed out two kids, but still has a rockin bod. Definitely would go sailing with her.

01-27-2022 , 05:10 PM

#5915

rickroll

oddly catty

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do you pull luke out or shove him back in though?

01-27-2022 , 05:58 PM

#5916

Da33le

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I pull him out and send him on his way.

01-27-2022 , 05:59 PM

#5917

Da33le

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I say “put an egg in your shoe, and beat it.”

Then me and Andrea get back to business.

01-27-2022 , 05:59 PM

#5918

Da33le

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And by business I obviously mean playing chess.

01-27-2022 , 10:23 PM

#5919

ScreaminAsian

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01-27-2022 , 10:23 PM

#5920

ScreaminAsian

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01-27-2022 , 10:24 PM

#5921

ScreaminAsian

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01-27-2022 , 10:27 PM

#5922

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

That La Vagabonde chick has pushed out two kids, but still has a rockin bod. Definitely would go sailing with her.

01-27-2022 , 10:43 PM

#5923

Schlitz mmmm

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engorged

01-28-2022 , 02:00 AM

#5924

Jackitos

srs biz

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Mine is just being left the **** alone.

01-28-2022 , 04:32 AM

#5925

Da33le

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That would be my perfect day after.

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