i remember one day, it was just a normal saturday. woke up around 1pm, browsed on my phone a bit, smoked some weed, got some cartoons rolling. went to the kitchen to make some cheerios and on the fridge i stuck this big invitation and reminder that my buddy's wedding started at noon that day. just slipped my mind. i wasn't his best man tho, he knew better than that, he's not an *******

i respected the hell out of this guy too because he was a thin man but his fiance was very fat. i think that's a sign of high integrity. we had his bachelor party at my house and we were all drinking and using drugs and my other friend said hey come here check this out. so i walk with him over to the bathroom door which was closed, he said 'what does this sound like to you?' and it was like trickling water. but not a toilet or faucet trickling. so we knocked on the door and it was the bachelor standing in the bathroom pissing in his pants. we later found him sleeping on top of my kitchen table, pantsless

Daz seems to have a level of anxiety that makes not going to the wedding something other than a choice he's making. Like there is no way I'd go skydiving for a friend's bachelor party, no matter how much he wanted me to. I wouldn't be choosing not to go, there's just no way in hell I'm jumping out of a plane unless I'm already in it and it's about to crash. It's understandable, but unfortunate, that his friend doesn't get this. Like this is his level of not being able to go to the wedding, but with social anxiety o/w instead of agoraphobia.

Agoraphobic mum-to-be can be forced to hospital for birth, court rules
This situation seems really odd, though, as lots of people have home births with midwives these days, so I don't really get what the problem is.

gotta wrap daz up like hannibal lecter and wheel him to the ceremony

yep

The cruel irony is I don’t even like Rachel (titted lady) anymore.

The metaphor I was playing with was like if I asked you to give me a million dollars, or I’d end our friendship, you’d think I was being totally unreasonable.

It’s obviously not the same thing, but it feels equally impossible to me.

Why didn't you just say no to being the best man.

I never said yes. He said something along the lines of “I’m getting married, I want you as best man, if you don’t do it we’ll be falling out.” Then he carried on talking and I said nothing.

Obviously, I wanted to delay the falling out, and ease him into understanding why it’s a no, but so far it’s not going so great. Mainly because I suck at saying no.

So anyway, enough about that. Let’s talk about cute streamer girls or something..

See, dabz? That's what friends are for - making memories!

Pantsless memoirs

dabs is the greinke of lockpicking

Thanks..? But also, no. I’m traash at it. Jmitch tho.

pretty easy snap call IMO

man this dude is dope.

i started a new job today... 2 girls I work with aren't bad man...

Nice, but don’t you have a girlfriend?

wat? me? no. i am not great at it either. i got decent when i was doing it a lot, but not so much anymore. still fun though.

Bad news fatties

Fat Airlines business model. that's our golden tickey

dabz, were your folks overbearing when you were growing up? there are studies that link that to social anxiety later in life.

I think it contributed to mine. lol you guys wanna hear a work story from today?