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05-10-2021 , 06:05 PM
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05-10-2021 , 07:17 PM
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So I think we all know Elon’s plan is to claim Mars for himself, probably declare himself emperor.

What he doesn’t know is that my plan is to go there too, and then murder him and become emperor myself. I’ll probably need allies tho, so if you guys could sign up for a Mars mission in future that would really help me out.
then on to Deep Jupiter Space
05-10-2021 , 10:11 PM
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I'll water Daz's plants while he's out taking Mars
05-11-2021 , 04:09 AM
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So I think we all know Elon’s plan is to claim Mars for himself, probably declare himself emperor.

What he doesn’t know is that my plan is to go there too, and then murder him and become emperor myself. I’ll probably need allies tho, so if you guys could sign up for a Mars mission in future that would really help me out.

Hopefully, Luke will have his hookers up there
05-11-2021 , 05:35 AM
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Luke is having an orgasm, because an Eagle was caught with weed.
05-11-2021 , 05:55 AM
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I just got banned from Reddit. God damn cancel culture!!
05-11-2021 , 06:08 AM
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Stop posting h0rse pr0n.
05-11-2021 , 06:15 AM
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Hopefully, Luke will have his hookers up there
I'll have my own mars with hookers and blackjack
05-11-2021 , 06:16 AM
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Luke is having an orgasm, because an Eagle was caught with weed.
well your mum does go for the eagles so.
05-11-2021 , 06:36 AM
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I'll have my own mars with hookers and blackjack
"Luke's Hookers" does have a ring to it. Just sayin'...
05-11-2021 , 11:12 AM
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So I think we all know Elon’s plan is to claim Mars for himself, probably declare himself emperor.

What he doesn’t know is that my plan is to go there too, and then murder him and become emperor myself. I’ll probably need allies tho, so if you guys could sign up for a Mars mission in future that would really help me out.
Don't put anything in writing you fools!
05-11-2021 , 01:27 PM
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Oh please, nobody reads this place anyway, and nobody knows my real identity!
05-11-2021 , 04:05 PM
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05-12-2021 , 06:17 AM
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"Luke's Hookers" does have a ring to it. Just sayin'...
just go past lukes whore house down on the 305..... it does wings on Tuesdays
05-12-2021 , 06:18 AM
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Oh please, nobody reads this place anyway, and nobody knows my real identity!
i will when we have that beer in some randoms garden.
05-12-2021 , 07:05 AM
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I don’t drink beer, my dude.
05-12-2021 , 08:20 AM
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Imagine owning a house in the middle of a ton of land, that would be sweet. You could do all kinds of ****.

Where is wisski, anyway?
05-12-2021 , 02:26 PM
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living on land
05-12-2021 , 05:48 PM
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fishing crocodiles like all other aussies
05-13-2021 , 07:24 AM
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How about this whole Israel thing..

Obviously I’m well read on the situation, and understand all the issues at play, but I’d be happy to hear your opinions.
05-13-2021 , 12:19 PM
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05-13-2021 , 12:23 PM
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05-13-2021 , 11:43 PM
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05-14-2021 , 02:57 AM
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Ok, that took an old unfortunate turn..
05-14-2021 , 08:58 AM
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Imagine being a billionaire, owning your own island in the sun, yet still having such god awful taste. That building looks gross, and the build quality looks textbook cheap American made.
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