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12-10-2019 , 07:17 PM

#126

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

The breast of 2019

Would be the breast year ever!

12-10-2019 , 07:18 PM

#127

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

That's ridiculous. I mean, would you sell yourself for just $100000 to basically be a sex slave for...

um

forget I asked

For you, I’d drop to 50k.

12-10-2019 , 08:26 PM

#128

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'd pay Morph 50k to be my friend for a year

12-10-2019 , 09:37 PM

#129

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

the extravagant bourgeois lifestyle of a government-backed drug dealer

12-10-2019 , 09:45 PM

#130

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

That's ridiculous. I mean, would you sell yourself for just $100000 to basically be a sex slave for...

um

forget I asked

lol.

come on man you think if Rachel comes up to him and says i need you to be my sex slave for the rest of your life. he ain't going to say yes?

12-10-2019 , 09:45 PM

#131

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

For 100k she might agree to escort you through the rest of 2019.

what kind of cheap hookers are you getting?

12-10-2019 , 09:55 PM

#132

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

12-10-2019 , 10:05 PM

#133

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

man i didn't know IT does a padcast. looks pretty good... might have to have a look.

12-10-2019 , 10:30 PM

#134

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

12-10-2019 , 10:32 PM

#135

ScreaminAsian

For President

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12-10-2019 , 10:56 PM

#136

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,746

did a job today.. talked to the customer Kristina on the phone and she said, "the front door is unlocked and someone should be there."

No one but I was there the entire 2.5 hours of the job.

Basement bedroom just off of the little mechanical closet I was working in had an assortment of women's shoes in one of those structures designed to display them. giggity

12-10-2019 , 10:58 PM

#137

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,746

million dollar idea: Wank Shoe

12-10-2019 , 11:14 PM

#138

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

12-10-2019 , 11:17 PM

#139

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

12-10-2019 , 11:32 PM

#140

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

12-10-2019 , 11:34 PM

#141

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Wee Woo Wee Woo

Miss Universe was a big scam

Wee Woo Wee Woo

12-11-2019 , 12:02 AM

#142

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

the extravagant bourgeois lifestyle of a government-backed drug dealer

Why did this make me chuckle.

12-11-2019 , 12:43 AM

#143

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

12-11-2019 , 09:47 AM

#144

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,501

Dabs, you could find some closet space to store her in when the census worker shows up every 4 years

12-11-2019 , 10:04 AM

#145

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Meh, my friend visits maybe twice a year, so I could probably just leave her resting in bed 24/7, and just install a lock on my bedroom door so he can’t go in there.

12-11-2019 , 10:27 AM

#146

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

DANCING QUEEN

12-11-2019 , 07:27 PM

#147

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

MissAlice_94

12-11-2019 , 07:45 PM

#148

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,390

I should really take this dab, it's less than an arm's reach away. But I'm already comfortably numb.

12-11-2019 , 08:52 PM

#149

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,390

sometimes it's like a page turns in my mind

12-11-2019 , 08:54 PM

#150

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

this is too real for me

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