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10-12-2020 , 02:16 PM

#8501

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Oh man. Just think, in another universe you probably bumped in to her one day and hit it off and she married you instead.

10-12-2020 , 02:19 PM

#8502

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dabs did you marry me in an alt uni?

10-12-2020 , 02:31 PM

#8503

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Oh man. Just think, in another universe you probably bumped in to her one day and hit it off and she married you instead.

It's possible I was in the grocery store on the corner at the same time she was. I've biked and walked by her house on a few occasions, and she very well could have been looking our her window, watching me, and wishing she had the courage to come out and say hi. Her address wasn't made public until the house she'd been renting went on the market. Not sure why. That made it hard try to get to know her.

10-12-2020 , 02:45 PM

#8504

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I could see that. You were the one who got away, so she had to settle for an inbred ginger. Don’t worry though, there’s someone better out there for you

10-12-2020 , 02:46 PM

#8505

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Dabs did you marry me in an alt uni?

Sounds logical.

10-12-2020 , 02:59 PM

#8506

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

10-12-2020 , 04:16 PM

#8507

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

We could have hooked up in 2013 after her divorce and before she started dating Rory.

Nevermind, apparently they were just hanging out as friends. Story checks out. Millionaire athletes and models/actressess are always just befriending each other

10-12-2020 , 04:49 PM

#8508

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

They can’t exactly hang around with the plebs can they.

10-12-2020 , 05:35 PM

#8509

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

10-12-2020 , 05:38 PM

#8510

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

10-12-2020 , 09:19 PM

#8511

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

NaomiDee

10-12-2020 , 11:51 PM

#8512

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

No doubt you guys can do comedy and drama (though I’d disagree with the office being better). I was talking about reality tv and quiz shows etc. You guys can’t do them for ****. Everything has to be waaaaaay over the top. It’s actually embarrassing how bad it is. Lucky for you, you’re American, so you don’t realise how embarrassed you should be

4000
Mile
Long
Knife
Right to the spleen.
Ykwim?

10-12-2020 , 11:54 PM

#8513

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

i watched one episode of deal or no deal once. every time it got to the money offer point, i would do the poker thing and calculate his equity in my head, and i always nailed the banker's offer. which made the game a lot less interesting to me

like it would be fun if the banker sometimes made mistakes

Bluff them into keeping the $10 case.

10-13-2020 , 12:04 AM

#8514

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I was going to have sex tonight but I ate lasagna instead

Solid strat.

Couldn't you just wash your hands and have sex after you had lasagna?

I guess you could have had sex WHILE you enjoyed your lasagne. I mean, it's not as difficult as having sex while working your phone's browser with one hand, keeping your pants from touching the damp and sticky floor, and holding the stall door closed with your foot, is it?

10-13-2020 , 12:14 AM

#8515

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

She looks like an omnivore.

10-13-2020 , 12:16 AM

#8516

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

NLCS, game 1.
BRAVES WIN!!
BRAVES WIN!!

10-13-2020 , 10:13 AM

#8517

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

J always coming in with the real points. I COULD have, but I didn't feel like it after eating all of that lasagna!

10-13-2020 , 11:04 AM

#8518

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Look at me I’m AlwaysFolding. I speak to people who are willing to have sex with me, and I eat fancy food.

10-13-2020 , 11:04 AM

#8519

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You disgust me.

10-13-2020 , 11:07 AM

#8520

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dabs I thought we were friends. Close to lovers

10-13-2020 , 11:14 AM

#8521

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

Back to the inflatable lady friend

10-13-2020 , 11:16 AM

#8522

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

omw to have sex with lasagna and blowup dolls

10-13-2020 , 12:17 PM

#8523

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You seen those expensive sex dolls? They’re starting to look somewhat realistic. If I was completely devoid of shame I’d probably get one.

10-13-2020 , 01:20 PM

#8524

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'd buy one if I were loaded just for the experience. Would maybe feel weird about it post-nut, but it wouldn't be the weirdest thing I ever finished to.

10-13-2020 , 01:22 PM

#8525

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Meh, I wouldn’t care about any of that. The only thing I’d be worried about is somebody else discovering it. Not exactly easy to hide a human sized object, trust me.

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