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Felled my first tree the same year I started smoking weed, fall of my 7th grade year.
My neighbor and I had definitely mutilated a few in preceding years. I took out a 24" walnut tree. Probably lucky no one was killed, but there WERE only 3 of us within 2 miles of the event. Hacked that monster down with an axe. It tipped, got snagged by surrounding trees, did a quick hula maneuver, tipped a little more, and just hung there. Loud. A little frightening (that hula spin covered about an 8 foot diam circle around the new stump). High af. Rural living providing educational experiences. Yes, we wore jorts, but they were called cutoffs.

09-23-2020 , 05:16 AM

#8053

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

i think it's "i'm on a boat"

A wild panda appears...

09-23-2020 , 05:18 AM

#8054

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Imo

Damn! The mayor of Vegas checking in, too.
These are glorious days.

09-23-2020 , 05:20 AM

#8055

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

Actually he's my man. We got Mar 2007 tattooed on our cheeks, the golden month in 2p2 history.

Mind the claws!

09-23-2020 , 05:21 AM

#8056

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

I get Tapatalk notifications any time someone posts in any thread I have posted in. They're mostly annoying & I ignore them, but when I see unusual things, I sometimes check them out.AF says he's working on his resume & taking a nap, & that you take a lot of naps.

I pretended to misunderstand & implied that AF was referring to your resume skillz when he cited you in his post.

It was a super amazing joke that is only furthered by me being required to explain it.

LOL.

09-23-2020 , 05:28 AM

#8057

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

savage

Mmmkay, you always says the sweetest things.

I wonder how may of your posts are longer than, say, 12 words?

09-23-2020 , 05:33 AM

#8058

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

New Girl was fun and reasonable, then it was average, then it was no longer a comedy. It has DesChannel though, so it gets a 3 thumbs up.

Hey remember when Luke had that movie review thread, that didn’t last long.. Come on Luke, get it together!

**** that was ages ago... prtetty sure they deleted it. i'd do another one but i don't watch too many movies no more.

09-23-2020 , 06:01 AM

#8059

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

eh.. .it's ok... wouldn't say it's better than big bang. the girl in new girl can get REALLY annoying really fast

Woah, you better hope you’re talking about Cece, or we’re fighting.

09-23-2020 , 07:30 AM

#8060

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,235

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Mmmkay, you always says the sweetest things.

I wonder how may of your posts are longer than, say, 12 words?

<5%

09-23-2020 , 07:31 AM

#8061

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Very laconic, and very cool.

09-23-2020 , 07:37 AM

#8062

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,098

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

<5%

<3 %

09-23-2020 , 11:34 AM

#8063

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

<3 %

<3.5%

09-23-2020 , 12:57 PM

#8064

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I have a friend, he could hook you up.

We were talking the other day. He's 5th generation of his family biz. He doesn't want any of his kids to follow him, and he currently doesn't have a successor. He reckons he'll sell to a larger company. They call it funerary and memorial services now. I asked if they did mummification. He got kind of pissed. Fme. The Egyptians were the kings of "funerary and memorial". Fhim. He says it's disrespectful to call him a mortician or an undertaker, makes him sound like some antisocial ghoul. Or a pro wrestler. He's a funeral director. What, like Joss Wheddon or Steven Spielberg? Maybe Quentin Tarantino, I followed. Your like Mr. Wolf, in Pulp Fiction. He groans, starts to cuss me, then fing giggles. He tells me a a woman who "came to him" in similar condition to Marvin (after Jules accidentally removed the airtight seal on Marvin's punkin). "Suicide, she was". He starts down the path, detailing the outcomes of a distraught woman with a .380. Whoa! You fing giggled. That's exactly what a ghoul would do! He suddenly remembered he had a pizza in the oven. Is that a euphemism? After he hung up, I remember what an antisocial dude he was in junior high and high school. He called to catch up. I think he was checking on my health and family status (I have prepaid a package for my "funerary and memorial services", and those of my spouse, "if I have one". Fing antisocial beast.

Nevermind, AF. You don't need his undertaking ass to lay you out. Hire an Egyptian, get the deluxe marker, iykwim.

This was a ****ing trip, thanks for writing this out. I'm surprised a .380 took a woman's head off. Maybe he was exaggerating. Maybe he was the triggerman.

WHAT A GHOUL.

09-23-2020 , 12:58 PM

#8065

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dabz: if you were older than 18 in 2007 the odds are that you are older than me.

09-23-2020 , 01:08 PM

#8066

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I was exactly 18 in 2007, so it’s close!

09-23-2020 , 01:09 PM

#8067

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I always assumed you were years older than me. Mainly because you seem to have your life together. I also tend to assume everyone is older than me.

09-23-2020 , 01:28 PM

#8068

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

We're the same age, Dabz. Want some drugs?

09-23-2020 , 01:56 PM

#8069

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I’ve never tried drugs, but it always seemed cool, so fk it, I’m in!

09-23-2020 , 01:56 PM

#8070

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I'm in.

09-23-2020 , 02:08 PM

#8071

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

ITT I will be distributing durgz

09-23-2020 , 02:12 PM

#8072

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Caffeine and alcohol are the only drugs I've consumed in over 90 days, I feel sober.

09-23-2020 , 02:21 PM

#8073

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

You ain't hitting the pen right meow shawty?

09-23-2020 , 04:08 PM

#8074

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,098

If Daz had some pot, he might withdraw from society.

09-23-2020 , 04:09 PM

#8075

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,098

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