You notice how when Panda showed up, JM3 immediately showed up. It’s almost like he’s always around, but just never bothers to post

I don’t get these jokes, but I sense they’re mean!

I get Tapatalk notifications any time someone posts in any thread I have posted in. They're mostly annoying & I ignore them, but when I see unusual things, I sometimes check them out. AF says he's working on his resume & taking a nap, & that you take a lot of naps.

I pretended to misunderstand & implied that AF was referring to your resume skillz when he cited you in his post.

It was a super amazing joke that is only furthered by me being required to explain it.

JM3's explanation furthered the joke. I am impressed.

JM3 jokes go far

Especially when they're about a nap, awww snap

Oh, ok. I literally never nap, so I’m sure you can understand my confusion.

(I also can’t read)

Am I older than you?!

I think some nerds itt were talking about batteries

They'll give green to anybody these days, huh

In after Panda Goat

New Girl

New Girl was fun and reasonable, then it was average, then it was no longer a comedy. It has DesChannel though, so it gets a 3 thumbs up.

Hey remember when Luke had that movie review thread, that didn’t last long.. Come on Luke, get it together!

So far I've almost filled two twenty yard dumpsters at the new house, all the carpet, cabinets, water bed, dog piss sub flooring, a chimney, a wall, and it's still not half way demo'ed

ya hard worker!

lol you're not that smart, evidently

Shoulda got one 40 yard dumpster.

he's not that smart, evidently

Ypu spelled " I wouldn't be in it" wrong.

savage

I have a friend, he could hook you up.

We were talking the other day. He's 5th generation of his family biz. He doesn't want any of his kids to follow him, and he currently doesn't have a successor. He reckons he'll sell to a larger company. They call it funerary and memorial services now. I asked if they did mummification. He got kind of pissed. Fme. The Egyptians were the kings of "funerary and memorial". Fhim. He says it's disrespectful to call him a mortician or an undertaker, makes him sound like some antisocial ghoul. Or a pro wrestler. He's a funeral director. What, like Joss Wheddon or Steven Spielberg? Maybe Quentin Tarantino, I followed. Your like Mr. Wolf, in Pulp Fiction. He groans, starts to cuss me, then fing giggles. He tells me a a woman who "came to him" in similar condition to Marvin (after Jules accidentally removed the airtight seal on Marvin's punkin). "Suicide, she was". He starts down the path, detailing the outcomes of a distraught woman with a .380. Whoa! You fing giggled. That's exactly what a ghoul would do! He suddenly remembered he had a pizza in the oven. Is that a euphemism? After he hung up, I remember what an antisocial dude he was in junior high and high school. He called to catch up. I think he was checking on my health and family status (I have prepaid a package for my "funerary and memorial services", and those of my spouse, "if I have one". Fing antisocial beast.

Nevermind, AF. You don't need his undertaking ass to lay you out. Hire an Egyptian, get the deluxe marker, iykwim.