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Second girl I ever made out with her name was Stacey, but she spelled it Stasi so she could pretend it was Anastasia. I was too young to know what a warning sign that was

ROFL

08-28-2020 , 06:41 PM

#7403

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

And after the first four inches it's like new!

It's still all gummed up with presidential syphilis.

omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #164

08-28-2020 , 06:49 PM

#7404

JustJ46671

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Anyone know if the president will continue to get virus testing on demand when he leaves office? It doesn't seem like part of the standard Secret Service protection portfolio. Do all his kids also get SS details for life, or does it roll back to just the president, spouse, kids at home?

08-28-2020 , 06:50 PM

#7405

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Put some stuff on the patio. Wanted to be able to be in socks or barefoot without getting dirty.

Will you be adding the yard markers or cutting in some cups? Do you even golf?

08-28-2020 , 06:51 PM

#7406

JustJ46671

Low Content

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COMBO!

08-28-2020 , 06:58 PM

#7407

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Luke = vegasboy?

08-28-2020 , 08:06 PM

#7408

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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08-28-2020 , 09:03 PM

#7409

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Will you be adding the yard markers or cutting in some cups? Do you even golf?

I'll **** you up, old man!

08-28-2020 , 09:48 PM

#7410

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,876

lol another acronym for BBC

had to search for the joke in that tweet, until I finally found it

08-29-2020 , 01:55 PM

#7411

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

had to search for the joke in that tweet, until I finally found it

It's easier to find when I'm wearing sweatpants.

08-29-2020 , 02:59 PM

#7412

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

It's easier to find when I'm wearing sweatpants.

Hot.

08-29-2020 , 03:00 PM

#7413

Da33le

leader of the normals

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I only wear sweat pants around the house though, as lounge wear. I can’t abide by wearing them in public.

08-29-2020 , 03:02 PM

#7414

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I only wear sweat pants around the house though, as lounge wear. I can’t abide by wearing them in public.

Always knew you were packin heat

08-29-2020 , 03:10 PM

#7415

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I only wear sweat pants around the house though, as lounge wear. I can’t abide by wearing them in public.

I'm going to buy 5 pair if we're still working from home in November. That way I can wear a fresh pair every day and not feel like a slob

08-29-2020 , 03:24 PM

#7416

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickroll

Always knew you were packin heat

I mean, it’s not too bad. I’ve never seen another guys penis irl though, so I don’t have much to compare it to.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I'm going to buy 5 pair if we're still working from home in November. That way I can wear a fresh pair every day and not feel like a slob

You don’t do laundry everyday..?

My washing machine has a quick wash & dry function, designed for one outfit, so I clean my worn clothes every evening.

08-29-2020 , 03:53 PM

#7417

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I mean, it’s not too bad. I’ve never seen another guys penis irl though, so I don’t have much to compare it to.

You don’t do laundry everyday..?

My washing machine has a quick wash & dry function, designed for one outfit, so I clean my worn clothes every evening.

Can't find the exact quote on YouTube but on peep show it's very clearly established in England you're not gay until you've slept with like a dozen guys