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08-27-2020 , 11:09 AM

#7326

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Typical deflection. Maybe Dabs is a politician

08-27-2020 , 12:15 PM

#7327

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hah! As if we’d let those jerks make their terrible ice cream here.

More like typical American finger in ears! You can’t stand to accept the truth, Ben and Jerry suck!

08-27-2020 , 12:16 PM

#7328

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Typical deflection. Maybe Dabs is a politician

I do think I’d make a good politician. I can come up with slogans as good as any of them.

08-27-2020 , 12:17 PM

#7329

Schlitz mmmm

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Hello, it's me.

lol

08-27-2020 , 12:30 PM

#7330

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Magnums...B&J's?

What the **** do they have on this small island of men?

I appreciate puns as much as anybody, but now isn’t the time!

08-27-2020 , 12:49 PM

#7331

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Hah! As if we’d let those jerks make their terrible ice cream here.

More like typical American finger in ears! You can’t stand to accept the truth, Ben and Jerry suck!

Well, not there exactly but I looked it up and the Euro factory is in the Netherlands. Too expensive and perishable to ship over the Atlantic. This goes for almost all consumables. There's a North American Guiness brewery just up the road in Baltimore. A brand is often quite different from place to place - so I'll believe you about it not being very good in Manx but as far as what you can get at a supermarket it's near the top here.

One of the best milkshakes I ever had was at a Shake Shack in Dubai. Way better than the American equivalent (also like $10)

08-27-2020 , 12:53 PM

#7332

Da33le

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Speaking of milkshake, this place by me makes their shakes by using 5 scoops of Davidson’s ice cream (the best in the world). They are amazing!

It’s also a bargain, large strawberry milkshake is £3.

08-27-2020 , 01:56 PM

#7333

gregorio

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Best ice cream is obviously

08-27-2020 , 02:06 PM

#7334

Da33le

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If it’s edible, it beats B&J’S.

08-27-2020 , 02:46 PM

#7335

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

greg in here pinko-commie-ing with pinko-ice cream

08-27-2020 , 02:47 PM

#7336

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

lol

lol thread

08-27-2020 , 03:22 PM

#7337

Schlitz mmmm

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Her name was Anastasia, but she changed her name to Carmen, because she likes cars and men.

Then she asked me my name, and I said," B.J. Golf."

08-27-2020 , 03:25 PM

#7338

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

he likes blackjack and golf

08-27-2020 , 03:26 PM

#7339

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

lol

08-27-2020 , 03:27 PM

#7340

Schlitz mmmm

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Pulled into this lil strip mall place the other night, wherein there's a Chinese place that makes this healthy string bean/ chicken dish I like. What do you know, they're closed on Tuesdays.

so I ended up going to this frozen custard and bbq joint.. thousands more calories.

but I kid you not, met a coworker from west Africa for the 1st time, and bought his frozen custard sundae, my man Ali.

08-27-2020 , 03:28 PM

#7341

ScreaminAsian

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08-27-2020 , 03:29 PM

#7342

Schlitz mmmm

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we are dispatched from our driveways... islands of disability in the sea! that is what we are

08-27-2020 , 03:29 PM

#7343

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Ali loves Sundae

08-27-2020 , 03:33 PM

#7344

Schlitz mmmm

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if you guys have Bravo on demand, watch the last 2 episodes of Below Deck Mediterranean Season 5

this particular charter, you're inclined to hate the charter guests at 1st, but they grow on you lmao

the 20,500.00$ tip they leave the crew is one of the highest in my memory, too

08-27-2020 , 03:33 PM

#7345

Schlitz mmmm

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ewww ah Visionary

08-27-2020 , 03:34 PM

#7346

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Her name was Anastasia, but she changed her name to Carmen, because she likes cars and men.

Then she asked me my name, and I said," B.J. Golf."

Second girl I ever made out with her name was Stacey, but she spelled it Stasi so she could pretend it was Anastasia. I was too young to know what a warning sign that was

Last edited by gregorio; 08-27-2020 at 03:39 PM.

08-27-2020 , 03:34 PM

#7347

ScreaminAsian

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08-27-2020 , 03:35 PM

#7348

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

If it’s edible, it beats B&J’S.

Remember when Baskin-Robbins came out with their bubblegum ice cream and you could spit the little pieces of bubblegum into your hand and at the end of eating the cone you'd have a bunch of gum to chew on. That was not disgusting at all

08-27-2020 , 03:35 PM

#7349

ScreaminAsian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Second girl I ever made out with her name was Stacey, but she went by Stasi so she could pretend she was in the east german secret police

fyp

08-27-2020 , 03:40 PM

#7350

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Second girl I ever made out with her name was Stacey, but she spelled it Stasi so she could pretend it was Anastasia. I was too young to know what a warning sign that was

She was from Florida and still lives there so that probably explains a lot

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