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Old Yesterday, 10:51 AM   #6926
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #164

Yup the counties I'm located near are all <1 person per sq mile... Should be simple to socially distance
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Old Yesterday, 11:04 AM   #6927
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I take solace in the fact that Iím too young and healthy to die, and id happily go back in to lockdown.
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Old Yesterday, 11:05 AM   #6928
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Yup the counties I'm located near are all <1 person per sq mile... Should be simple to socially distance

Thatís impressive. I wish I lived somewhere with that much space.
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Old Yesterday, 02:54 PM   #6929
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over the last 15 years your free kick differention is more than 400 anyone else.

so yes, I DO think you still get the free kicks. I seen one you got yesterday DIRECTLY in front.

so.
We got a free kick directly in front? No way! Must mean we get all the free kicks.

As always Luke, providing great evidence.

I just wish we got as many free kicks as the Dockers. Then we would be unbeatable!
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Old Yesterday, 05:23 PM   #6930
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No you'd still suck
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Old Yesterday, 05:59 PM   #6931
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This is the future feminists want.
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Old Yesterday, 08:22 PM   #6932
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Ooops, someone said the f word. Time to preemptively ignore Luke
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Old Yesterday, 08:30 PM   #6933
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Luke has evolved a bit in the way I perceive things. he's not a total troglodyte anymore


lmao I'm baked. Dunno what my politics are. epistemology is hard
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Old Yesterday, 09:24 PM   #6934
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omgomgomg, the braves just got the dog squeezins beat out of them (13-8) by the filthadelphia phillies. Series split. We only play them 29 more time by the end of the month. Made a mad stab, 7 run ninth inning rally. Just a bunch of teasing, imo.

That is all.
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Old Yesterday, 09:32 PM   #6935
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #164

BWV 745

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Old Yesterday, 09:43 PM   #6936
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Yup the counties I'm located near are all <1 person per sq mile... Should be simple to socially distance
That's a thin neighborhood. How much acreage are you on? Was that a lake or a river (glacial melt, whatever) with the jet ski?
I may have missed all the details in prior posts. Hell, I may have read exact details in prior posts and just don't remember (dementia is the new 40 o/s).
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Old Yesterday, 10:27 PM   #6937
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Luke has evolved a bit in the way I perceive things. he's not a total troglodyte anymore


lmao I'm baked. Dunno what my politics are. epistemology is hard
LOL...what is a evolutionarily modified troglodyte? A Troglolite? Trogloshite?

If he were French, he'd be a froglodyte.
In London, he could be a foglodyte.
A fundamentalist Christian would be a troglosmite.
From a privileged family...troglowhite?

Somebody stop me!
If he checked all the boxes, filled in all the blanks, perhaps a trogloquite.
With the queens blessing, he'd definitely be a trogloknight.
His puppy would be a doglodyte, his motorcycle would be a hoglodyte, and his musings contained in his bloglowrite.
Giving directions to a marathon runner, he'd say, "joggoright".
Having a soft pretzel - a trogdoughbite.
Jerkin his gerkin would make him a floglodyte, dreaming about the nookie that would be troglotight.
His mom would box his ears in a troglofight.

Last one:
Posting in the puzzles and other games forum, in the dark, he'd be a pognolight.

Sheltering in place has really taken a toll.

I imagine a baked schlitz being sort of giggly, hitting on the waitress at Waffle House at 3:30 in the late night, eyes heavily lidded and red as hemorrhoids, only one strap of his bibs pulled up, wearing an Ace Frehley t-shirt with the collar split and the sleeves removed.
Maybe after a Royals game and/or a concert
I've added a verification encounter to my bucket list.
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Old Yesterday, 11:37 PM   #6938
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^^This
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