God is good

ok. time to get stoned and aids threads. watcha doing, SA?

I worked an abbreviated shift today and then golfed Goat

met a kindred spirit in one customer. Old lady, half a hoarder. She was thrilled just to have someone to talk to. She inquired on my progress replacing her tub spout, and I'm all, "I should've been done 5 minutes ago, but I made a miscalculation with my math. Measure once, cut twice."

then we got talking lmao and I told her I was getting old, and my memory isn't as sharp. I told her I'd recently started smoking a little weed and did a google search on how it effects memory lol

she said she went to Cali once to buy acid.

she tipped me a crisp 50$ bill. straight cashe homie

Ya, sorry man no more Missouri for me, probably won't be back until we drive to hunt in Kansas around the beginning of December

I should've reached out sooner. It's all good. Maybe 1 day

preparing this scientific presentation for tomorrow afternoon. watching MissAlice_94

I appreciate that you enjoyed an interaction with a customer. This is part of why I enjoy working in a retail pharmacy environment; every once in a while people can be aight. Just spent fifteen minutes of my own time off the clock talking with a regular the other day while he was waiting for his script to be filled and he seemed like he actually appreciated it.

tl;dr talk nice 2 peeple sumttimez is gud

lol if it's meth up bogans you want check out the eagles man

lol any cost. doesn't matter if ya methed up or get the umps as long as it's the W

Obviously. Curious to know, now that we've beaten you 10 straight times, where there any we deserved to win, or did the umpires win them all for us.

remember when the saits got that questionable PI call...

think that but all the time.

I know a bloke that hadnt met his wife the last time the Dockers beat the Eagles. He now has a 3 year old child with her.

america has sports? i just thought they had more covid and more riots?

you think i look like I'm constipated trying to hit out a log lol

says the **** that has the 3 goal advantage at home...

which drugs scandal was you up to at that point? cousins? kurr? chick?

black dress looks like Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules, on one of her better days, when she was younger and thinner and before she was booted off the show

never seen it

you just hatin cos you ain't us

The rhyme was right there, and you didn’t use it. Wtf.

I've been a Godgers fanboy for years and always want them to rep the NFC. I don't even mind that he's such an arrogant prick. Just too bad he can't be his own OC and always gets stuck with a **** coach

Royals and Tigazzzzzz tied at 4 runs apiece!

Aiott, are you man or mouse? call your shot