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Old Yesterday, 07:05 PM   #6351
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4 legit pars, 2 of 'em to finish the round is always nice... 3 legit boges, 1 double, 1 triple
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Old Yesterday, 08:23 PM   #6352
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Old Yesterday, 10:47 PM   #6353
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yeah i came to the conclusion long ago it's probably for the best those porn girls, prostitutes, and strippers largely don't have fathers
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Watching Serbian Film is like watching Kids, either movie you end up being like jesus why did I do that to myself
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Schlitzzz congrats on the next 12 years of footbaw dominance.
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Iíll leave mine until the last minute, as is tradition.
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what the ****ie is going on!
It's all so sugarless. Oh just go nameless.
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Old Yesterday, 10:53 PM   #6354
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lol opened bbv4l and saw the most recent post in omg was from chlovid lmaooooo
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Old Yesterday, 11:00 PM   #6355
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If you want some free money , Gamebred is a 3-1 underdog tomorrow...He is a basic winner.
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Old Yesterday, 11:02 PM   #6356
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free manies?

why have money, when you can just as easily not have it?
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Old Yesterday, 11:17 PM   #6357
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If you want some free money , Gamebred is a 3-1 underdog tomorrow...He is a basic winner.
I'm a basic b*tch
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Old Today, 01:14 AM   #6358
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what the ****ie is going on!
Not many people get your jokes..its difficult to find a 4lifer.
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Old Today, 03:15 AM   #6359
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Old Today, 03:23 AM   #6360
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Old Today, 03:30 AM   #6361
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Just when you think there isn't a more unimaginably haunting elbow.
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Old Today, 11:00 AM   #6362
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Iím sure Iíve said this before, but the show Hannibal is just so ridiculous.

Hannibal is an expert psychiatrist who takes clients seemingly all hours. Heís a former surgeon. Heís well read in all things, heís a master chef, a master manipulator, and on top of all that he has time to be a prolific serial killer, who doesnít just kill people, he creates art.
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Old Today, 11:01 AM   #6363
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I wish I could fit half as much in to my days.
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Old Today, 11:38 AM   #6364
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The expectations on today's modern man are unrealistic.
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Old Today, 11:51 AM   #6365
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I guess heís probably mid 40s in the show, so Iíve still got like 15 years to work on myself.
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Old Today, 11:59 AM   #6366
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Old Today, 12:35 PM   #6367
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speaking of, thanks for coming by the stream last night. was fun
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Old Today, 01:03 PM   #6368
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I guess heís probably mid 40s in the show, so Iíve still got like 15 years to work on myself.
Good luck with that...I'm still working on Chianti and fava beans.
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Old Today, 01:18 PM   #6369
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speaking of, thanks for coming by the stream last night. was fun
Soliciting funds outside of the 2+2 consent agreement.
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Old Today, 03:05 PM   #6370
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Soliciting funds outside of the 2+2 consent agreement.
nope. i don't ask for money. he just came by last night and i wanted to say thank you.
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Old Today, 04:47 PM   #6371
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I just saw a girl wearing short shorts so short that you could see her cheeks, and then they also had those fashionable rips, so basically you could see everything.

I like todayís fashion!
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I just saw a girl wearing short shorts so short that you could see her cheeks, and then they also had those fashionable rips, so basically you could see everything.

I like today’s fashion!
i've seen this too and bigly approve.

i think the gays are behind this. they've always had their hands in fashion and design, and maybe this is them deciding to throw a favor to straight people after, you know, we allowed them marriage rights.

cause i know if i were to cut a girl's shorts that short, the girl would be like, "i'm not wearing this outside, you're a ****in perv, i'm never letting you near my cloth scissors again and you basically owe me a pair of shorts now"
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Old Today, 05:55 PM   #6373
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I do love the gays!
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