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08-27-2020 , 03:40 PM

#7351

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

Stassi Schroeder

1st girl I made out with I didn't overly fancy, but I got up the courage on the bus amongst all our friends, and just went for it.

08-27-2020 , 03:44 PM

#7352

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

boneriferous posture walking out of class so many times lmao

all hunched over

08-27-2020 , 03:45 PM

#7353

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

will someone please think of the little boys!

they are precious, too

08-27-2020 , 03:51 PM

#7354

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-27-2020 , 04:10 PM

#7355

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Second girl I ever made out with her name was Stacey, but she spelled it Stasi so she could pretend it was Anastasia. I was too young to know what a warning sign that was

Man, you’ve lived a life! I envy you.

08-27-2020 , 04:11 PM

#7356

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I kind of want to bone Melania Trump. Does that make me bad?

08-27-2020 , 04:13 PM

#7357

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I kind of want to bone Melania Trump. Does that make me bad?

no, not at all. being into ugly skanks doesn't make you bad, it's just weird.

08-27-2020 , 04:16 PM

#7358

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

AHHHH gotta check out of this thread until done with rotation meow

08-27-2020 , 04:16 PM

#7359

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Oh come on, for an old lady, she’s not bad looking. Also, if you bone her, you get to stick it to the Donald too! Win win.

08-27-2020 , 04:28 PM

#7360

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

idk man....

08-27-2020 , 04:31 PM

#7361

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

And after the first four inches it's like new!

08-27-2020 , 04:33 PM

#7362

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-27-2020 , 04:33 PM

#7363

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-27-2020 , 04:34 PM

#7364

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-27-2020 , 04:47 PM

#7365

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-27-2020 , 05:01 PM

#7366

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

Melania would be a great f*ck. That's all she knows, despite protestations to the contrary the other night.

08-27-2020 , 05:11 PM

#7367

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-27-2020 , 05:26 PM

#7368

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-27-2020 , 05:29 PM

#7369

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-27-2020 , 05:37 PM

#7370

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

nice

08-27-2020 , 07:09 PM

#7371

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Melania would be a great f*ck. That's all she knows, despite protestations to the contrary the other night.

I agree, not that I’d really know any different.

08-27-2020 , 10:19 PM

#7372

Beauseefus

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2020 Posts: 24

Most of those supermodel hotter than thou types are pretty lousy lays.

08-28-2020 , 12:11 AM

#7373

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beauseefus

Most of those supermodel hotter than thou types are pretty lousy lays.

I'm a virgin but this is absolutely correct.

08-28-2020 , 12:44 AM

#7374

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

loooooooooooool

08-28-2020 , 12:48 AM

#7375

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

Too many tears from your eyes.
Never enough coming from mine.

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