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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
Luke has evolved a bit in the way I perceive things. he's not a total troglodyte anymore
lmao I'm baked. Dunno what my politics are. epistemology is hard
LOL...what is a evolutionarily modified troglodyte? A Troglolite? Trogloshite?
If he were French, he'd be a froglodyte.
In London, he could be a foglodyte.
A fundamentalist Christian would be a troglosmite.
From a privileged family...troglowhite?
Somebody stop me!
If he checked all the boxes, filled in all the blanks, perhaps a trogloquite.
With the queens blessing, he'd definitely be a trogloknight.
His puppy would be a doglodyte, his motorcycle would be a hoglodyte, and his musings contained in his bloglowrite.
Giving directions to a marathon runner, he'd say, "joggoright".
Having a soft pretzel - a trogdoughbite.
Jerkin his gerkin would make him a floglodyte, dreaming about the nookie that would be troglotight.
His mom would box his ears in a troglofight.
Last one:
Posting in the puzzles and other games forum, in the dark, he'd be a pognolight.
Sheltering in place has really taken a toll.
I imagine a baked schlitz being sort of giggly, hitting on the waitress at Waffle House at 3:30 in the late night, eyes heavily lidded and red as hemorrhoids, only one strap of his bibs pulled up, wearing an Ace Frehley t-shirt with the collar split and the sleeves removed.
Maybe after a Royals game and/or a concert
I've added a verification encounter to my bucket list.