I find that offensive!

fuluck probably will too.

He'd divide it among each to their need so everyone could stop working and sit around reading Marx all day while the economy collapses.

First, I'd use the money to mess with my enemies. Then I'd use it to help my friends. Then I'd probably order those two ladies, because that sounded nice. Only then, after I'd had my fun would I destroy the economy by being a commie.

I don't ever get offended, least of all by big dumb Luke.

But it's a poor comparison to make. It'd be like comparing taking a **** to being effortlessly charming.

I don't think it's possible to destroy the economy with a billion pounds.

Knowing my luck, I'd screw it all up and earn more money faster than I can give it away. Just like that unfortunate Bill Gates fella.

yeah bill gates did it all by luck

I'm listening to call her daddy and this **** is awful

Lol, you nearly found the point without realising it, bravo!

What I'm hearing is you're not offended to be compared to me. I knew you loved me deep down!

jesus christ Luke relax

you should check your hearing

no, brewster's millions was the movie

wasn't he gonna get paid more to spend all the money though

my favorite richard pryor bit was when pointed a guy at italian guys and they laughed at him

dabs is british so he's obviously charming. there's no doubt about it. in fact i heard manchester accents were named the sexiest accent by Manchester Fakemagazine Quarterly

i don't think fuluck's advice to improve your personality by hating women and immigrants will help you with women. maybe some nazi women

i'd totally date a hot nazi, hotness is the most important variable for me. i don't really care about personalities or people. as you can tell from me itt, my posting would be exactly the same with or without anyone else even in the thread. so i'm sure i could overlook it. although i am super annoying irl, like i wouldn't be able to not react to an innocuous bit of news with, "SEE? THAT'S WHY THE WORKERS MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION" and start a fight. because i can't pass up easy points scored when an obvious solution like seizing the means of production is overlooked

piketty said that all wealth will eventually be inherited from one mega rich white uncle who wants to teach lessons from beyond the grave

do more drugs SA

lol I don't ever give advice

Well remembered! Hey, would you like a job? I’m going to hire you as my movie reviewer, and I’m going to pay you $100,000!

That’s kind of like trickle down economics! the more the rich spend, the more you get, the more you spend, the more they get. It’s beautiful!

except that time I told Luke to go work in the mines

or that time I told Babble to go to Southeast Asia because he never gets laid

But is effortlessly charming