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Old 03-16-2015, 01:56 PM   #2101
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Old 03-16-2015, 02:40 PM   #2102
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Old 03-16-2015, 03:34 PM   #2103
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Old 03-16-2015, 04:12 PM   #2104
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Why would someone have sex with me and then steal from me?
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Old 03-16-2015, 04:27 PM   #2105
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because you didn't pay.
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Old 03-16-2015, 05:18 PM   #2106
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Why would someone have sex with me and then steal from me?
Well people steal all the time, its hardly a surprise, they're greedy and opportunistic.

I have nfi why she had sex with you.
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Old 03-16-2015, 05:42 PM   #2107
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I don't steal.
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Old 03-16-2015, 05:43 PM   #2108
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Did you have sex with him?
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Old 03-16-2015, 05:51 PM   #2109
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biceps, you asked and answered the qustion in one line, grats
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Old 03-16-2015, 05:52 PM   #2110
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lul he wishes
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Old 03-16-2015, 05:53 PM   #2111
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But I'm just saying, if anybody reading this wanted to have sex with me, you can trust me not to steal from you afterwards
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Old 03-16-2015, 06:06 PM   #2112
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Old 03-16-2015, 06:39 PM   #2113
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But I'm just saying, if anybody reading this wanted to have sex with me, you can trust me not to steal from you afterwards
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Old 03-16-2015, 09:35 PM   #2114
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I have nfi why she had sex with you.

The insight is strong with this one.
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Old 03-16-2015, 09:41 PM   #2115
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But I'm just saying, if anybody reading this wanted to have sex with me, you can trust me not to steal from you afterwards
There are no women on the internet, so your target audience may be missing your heartfelt promises
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Old 03-17-2015, 07:13 AM   #2116
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So Dumbledore can't beat Voldemort even when the former has the Elder Wand?

Seems pretty clear that Voldemort was the greatest, most powerful wizard of all time.
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:24 AM   #2117
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So Dumbledore can't beat Voldemort even when the former has the Elder Wand?

Seems pretty clear that Voldemort was the greatest, most powerful wizard of all time.
Spread your propaganda elsewhere, villain!
I have an elder wand, but I'm no wizard
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:27 AM   #2118
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Today is Tuesday
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Wearin yo bra

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Old 03-17-2015, 10:40 AM   #2119
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Harry Potter > voldemort
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Old 03-17-2015, 10:40 AM   #2120
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I'm out to a friends for dinner tonight
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Old 03-17-2015, 11:10 AM   #2121
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like a date?
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Old 03-17-2015, 11:35 AM   #2122
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like a date?
LOL...good one!


Fu*#ing mmmmkay...you crack me up.
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Old 03-17-2015, 11:43 AM   #2123
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I'm still alive, that's nice
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Old 03-17-2015, 11:49 AM   #2124
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Well it's just dinner and then to play ping pong with a dude, but you can call it a date if you like

You'll probably be totally shocked to learn that I've technically never been on a "date"
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Old 03-17-2015, 12:35 PM   #2125
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I'm still alive, that's nice
Nicely done
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