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02-13-2015 , 08:31 PM

#1301

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Yes. We're going to win it all. You fancy your team's chances?

I'm confident we will not lose a match

02-13-2015 , 08:32 PM

#1302

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

wish i was. bi ir gay, i'd take any if those.

getting laid would be a matter of minutes.

Maybe you're a little gay?

02-13-2015 , 08:32 PM

#1303

k1D_r3b3L

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 0

02-13-2015 , 08:35 PM

#1304

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I'm confident we will not lose a match

It must be hard realizing the Afghanistan and UAE can play better cricket than your mob :/

02-13-2015 , 09:05 PM

#1305

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Kinda like finding out your kid isn't good at tether ball

02-13-2015 , 09:08 PM

#1306

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

no big deal amirite?

Pool cup matches are boring. We will win all those by 200+ runs. Except when we play England. We'll win that one by 300.

02-14-2015 , 02:10 AM

#1307

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Dammit, aiott...disappear for 4 months and then you bust in here with your lowest common denominator perspectives and ooper propaganda.

LCD is all I do

02-14-2015 , 04:31 AM

#1308

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Maybe you're a little gay?

Freud said we all are

02-14-2015 , 05:05 AM

#1309

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I suppress my urges by going on occasional Glee binges

02-14-2015 , 06:01 AM

#1310

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

VD. And so it begins.

02-14-2015 , 06:10 AM

#1311

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Today gets so akward. People at the restaurant keep staring at me and my blow up doll.

Weirdos.

02-14-2015 , 07:33 AM

#1312

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Solid chance I won't make it through this show today. Working with non-radio people is a labor.

02-14-2015 , 07:38 AM

#1313

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Realized my non-OMG post count is a palindrome. I either have to never post again or do 110 in a day.

02-14-2015 , 07:51 AM

#1314

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

And 30 seconds after posting that I screwed up my palendromic status. I'm a bastard.

02-14-2015 , 08:21 AM

#1315

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Saturday
Happy

day

Hi, dazzle.

02-14-2015 , 08:24 AM

#1316

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Realized my non-OMG post count is a palindrome. I either have to never post again or do 110 in a day.

I am non-radio people, and most folks say I'm easy to work with.

(That sentence should be all in past tense, following the comma)

02-14-2015 , 08:49 AM

#1317

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Most folks say how great a person is to their face. Once they leave--the tone changes.

Morale: They're all lying to you--KILL THEM.

02-14-2015 , 09:19 AM

#1318

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

KILL THEM.

Is this a job offer?

02-14-2015 , 09:33 AM

#1319

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,829

' hi, Bob!'

'Good, and you?'

He thinks you're an idiot, he's gonna tell everyone.

Kill him

02-14-2015 , 09:39 AM

#1320

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Is this a job offer?

Do it because you must. It's not about the money.

02-14-2015 , 09:46 AM

#1321

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,829

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Do it because you must. It's not about the money.

But how much did u lose?

02-14-2015 , 09:48 AM

#1322

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Made a profit. After I was done I turned the corpses in for medical experiments. Bathing in cash & blood!

02-14-2015 , 10:53 AM

#1323

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Albino Lord, I wanted to tell you that you are a great person.

02-14-2015 , 12:12 PM

#1324

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Albino Lord, I wanted to tell you that you are a great person.

Are you a non radio person?

02-14-2015 , 12:13 PM

#1325

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Do it because you must. It's not about the money.

Murder for cash is the new prostitution

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