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Old 02-13-2015, 08:31 PM   #1301
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Yes. We're going to win it all. You fancy your team's chances?
I'm confident we will not lose a match
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Old 02-13-2015, 08:32 PM   #1302
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wish i was. bi ir gay, i'd take any if those.

getting laid would be a matter of minutes.
Maybe you're a little gay?
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Old 02-13-2015, 08:32 PM   #1303
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Old 02-13-2015, 08:35 PM   #1304
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I'm confident we will not lose a match
It must be hard realizing the Afghanistan and UAE can play better cricket than your mob :/
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Old 02-13-2015, 09:05 PM   #1305
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Kinda like finding out your kid isn't good at tether ball
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Old 02-13-2015, 09:08 PM   #1306
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no big deal amirite?

Pool cup matches are boring. We will win all those by 200+ runs. Except when we play England. We'll win that one by 300.
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Old 02-14-2015, 02:10 AM   #1307
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Dammit, aiott...disappear for 4 months and then you bust in here with your lowest common denominator perspectives and ooper propaganda.
LCD is all I do
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Old 02-14-2015, 04:31 AM   #1308
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Maybe you're a little gay?

Freud said we all are
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Old 02-14-2015, 05:05 AM   #1309
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I suppress my urges by going on occasional Glee binges
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Old 02-14-2015, 06:01 AM   #1310
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VD. And so it begins.
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Old 02-14-2015, 06:10 AM   #1311
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Today gets so akward. People at the restaurant keep staring at me and my blow up doll.

Weirdos.
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:33 AM   #1312
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Solid chance I won't make it through this show today. Working with non-radio people is a labor.
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:38 AM   #1313
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Realized my non-OMG post count is a palindrome. I either have to never post again or do 110 in a day.
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:51 AM   #1314
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And 30 seconds after posting that I screwed up my palendromic status. I'm a bastard.
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Old 02-14-2015, 08:21 AM   #1315
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Today is Saturday
Happy day

Hi, dazzle.
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Old 02-14-2015, 08:24 AM   #1316
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Realized my non-OMG post count is a palindrome. I either have to never post again or do 110 in a day.
I am non-radio people, and most folks say I'm easy to work with.

(That sentence should be all in past tense, following the comma)
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Old 02-14-2015, 08:49 AM   #1317
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Most folks say how great a person is to their face. Once they leave--the tone changes.

Morale: They're all lying to you--KILL THEM.
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Old 02-14-2015, 09:19 AM   #1318
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KILL THEM.
Is this a job offer?
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Old 02-14-2015, 09:33 AM   #1319
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' hi, Bob!'

'Good, and you?'



He thinks you're an idiot, he's gonna tell everyone.

Kill him
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Old 02-14-2015, 09:39 AM   #1320
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Is this a job offer?
Do it because you must. It's not about the money.
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Old 02-14-2015, 09:46 AM   #1321
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Do it because you must. It's not about the money.
But how much did u lose?
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Old 02-14-2015, 09:48 AM   #1322
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Made a profit. After I was done I turned the corpses in for medical experiments. Bathing in cash & blood!
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Old 02-14-2015, 10:53 AM   #1323
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Albino Lord, I wanted to tell you that you are a great person.
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Old 02-14-2015, 12:12 PM   #1324
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Albino Lord, I wanted to tell you that you are a great person.
Are you a non radio person?
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Old 02-14-2015, 12:13 PM   #1325
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Do it because you must. It's not about the money.
Murder for cash is the new prostitution
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