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omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

02-01-2015 , 10:27 PM
that's a search area of 500 square miles... twice the size of Tejas

they may never find us

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 02-01-2015 at 10:30 PM. Reason: errr 500,000
02-01-2015 , 11:07 PM
Omg, wtf, ROFL, puke
02-01-2015 , 11:09 PM
Ship it!
02-01-2015 , 11:14 PM
Bring me elrey
02-01-2015 , 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Omg, wtf, ROFL, puke
This.
02-01-2015 , 11:27 PM
Did Wilson or Pete call that pass?
02-02-2015 , 05:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Did Wilson or Pete call that pass?
Lets do a shot.
02-02-2015 , 05:05 AM
so anyways...Fuluck decided to come to Louisiana in his madness.....similar to you
02-02-2015 , 05:06 AM
and you know i will handle that...mostly with love
02-02-2015 , 05:18 AM
PPG, GT, Reef.
02-02-2015 , 05:33 AM
Patriots hit.....thinking of phil0pp
02-02-2015 , 05:53 AM
Suup B?

What's been going on?
02-02-2015 , 07:27 AM
Today is Monday
Gather your dread
And your groundhogs

Bump
02-02-2015 , 08:05 AM
If bored, read the super bowl thread in SE. NickAA so salty.
02-02-2015 , 08:29 AM
Dude, I'm senile. I'm never bored.
02-02-2015 , 09:14 AM
What's the craic
02-02-2015 , 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
What's the craic
Another NFL season has ended
It's groundhog day
Weather here is shi tay
02-02-2015 , 10:48 AM
I was just looking at flights to Spain. Can get there and back for £140 and accommodation is free ldo, so thinking about booking it for a week. Haven't left this rock for nearly two years :/
02-02-2015 , 12:11 PM
I totally just saw some snowflakes.

FML
02-02-2015 , 12:24 PM
Which reminds me, what happened to haphapablap and the other Gibraltar guys.
02-02-2015 , 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
Which reminds me, what happened to haphapablap and the other Gibraltar guys.
Eaten
By
Aliens
02-02-2015 , 12:59 PM
i saw snow too today
02-02-2015 , 04:46 PM
It's about time for a 2 year bump.

NEW STORY TIME!

about six months ago I was visiting my favorite dating site, and was able to obtain a lovely young lady for a date. we talked for a few days via text and I got the sense that she was a little... scatterbrained. I'm cool with that.

I pick her up and we go to a nice restaurant. We continue to talk and enjoy our meal, then she says "I have a confession". Oh great. Husband? Is really a dude? Is really a hooker? Nope.

She has schizophrenia. I'm a nice guy but I know my face kinda twisted up a bit She assures me that she has full control and is on medication for treatment. I'm like cool, and we change the subject.

25 minutes later we are finishing our dessert when she stops talking abruptly. She looks away, then takes a butter knife and starts twirling it around in her hand. I ask her what's wrong, and she retorts by slamming the butter knife down on my hand. She starts screaming " I know what you did, you ****ing *******!" wile she keeps hitting me with the butter knife.

I get up and quickly remove the knife from her hand, then she starts swinging. By this time, The cops have arrived and are removing her from the restaurant. I give them my info and they ask what had happened. I don't press charges, but the restaurant did due to the fact that on her way out she had destroyed a painting hanging on a wall.

I really should look for better dating options. She's attempted to contact me a couple of times since then, obviously not second date material. This was one of the most insane dates I've ever had.
02-02-2015 , 05:05 PM
02-02-2015 , 05:53 PM
nailed it

      
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