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Old 10-12-2015, 05:28 PM   #9576
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roasting a chicken for dinner. my paperwork is in order
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Old 10-12-2015, 07:04 PM   #9577
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roasting a chicken for dinner. my paperwork is in order
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Old 10-12-2015, 07:10 PM   #9579
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Damn I like where you guys took this... Not sure how incest ties in with the lion murder, but seems the fat cock may be involved.
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Old 10-12-2015, 07:16 PM   #9580
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Old 10-12-2015, 07:38 PM   #9581
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Hello Schlitz,
Walking straight from the FF ramming I gave you, yet?

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Old 10-12-2015, 07:40 PM   #9582
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Old 10-12-2015, 07:48 PM   #9583
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SO. DAMN. MUCH.

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Old 10-12-2015, 08:03 PM   #9584
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2-2 versus the Astros
Do the Royals have what it takes to advance?
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Old 10-12-2015, 08:08 PM   #9585
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2-2 versus the Astros
Do the Royals have what it takes to advance?
yeah.. amazing they were able to force a game 5

did u watch today? down 4 in the 7th, scored 5 in the 8th

you know me and my prognosticating inabilities, so anything I say means less than zero
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Old 10-12-2015, 09:20 PM   #9586
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yeah.. amazing they were able to force a game 5

did u watch today? down 4 in the 7th, scored 5 in the 8th

you know me and my prognosticating inabilities, so anything I say means less than zero
Only saw 4th & 5th innings
Didn't look good, at that point.

The whole LDS not going as I pictured.
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Old 10-12-2015, 09:21 PM   #9587
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I have 16" pumpkin pie!!!
And 3 tubs of cool whip.
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Old 10-12-2015, 09:42 PM   #9588
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16" seems like a lot
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Old 10-12-2015, 10:02 PM   #9589
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Old 10-12-2015, 10:03 PM   #9590
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Twss... I bought a 150$ pillow to sleep on and it is totally worth it after 2 nights of sleep
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:07 PM   #9591
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Oh, also...

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
We fristed you USA.
please explain to me why canada has it first.

also why do you have thanksgiving so close to christmass?

also... pretty sure i'm gunna be alone at christmas...

so... suicide watch maybe?
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:16 PM   #9592
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Oh? What would you consider IQ to be a measure of?
a pissing contest. but you know...you'll always say mine was "wind assisted"
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:23 PM   #9593
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please explain to me why canada has it first.
The Metric System.
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:25 PM   #9594
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please explain to me why canada has it first.

also why do you have thanksgiving so close to christmass?

also... pretty sure i'm gunna be alone at christmas...

so... suicide watch maybe?
You ought to intervene if possible.
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:28 PM   #9595
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Everyone knows that the Canadians were extra chummy with the NAs. That's why they got Thanksgiving first with all the best from the harvest.

America responded to this slight with genocide.

Appropriately I might add.
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:28 PM   #9596
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*source: A People's History by Dr Zinn
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:33 PM   #9597
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Luke has grown up into a fine young man
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:35 PM   #9598
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Luke has grown up into a fine young man
With the IQ of a warm southern breeze.
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:44 PM   #9599
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Everyone knows that the Canadians were extra chummy with the NAs. That's why they got Thanksgiving first with all the best from the harvest.

America responded to this slight with genocide.

Appropriately I might add.

The brown people LOVE us. Also, I think we got 43 years of the best of the harvest before you yanks got wise to our game.
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Old 10-12-2015, 11:46 PM   #9600
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Luke has grown up into a fine young man
thank you

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With the IQ of a warm southern breeze.
F or C?
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