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Old 10-04-2015, 07:37 AM   #9126
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Old 10-04-2015, 07:48 AM   #9127
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:28 AM   #9128
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You know, if one of my kids were kidnapped, I'd adopt you in a minute, right?
This.

But after Daisy, Tjoez, and now mmmmmkay..I'm starting to think that all Belgians are adoptable.
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:43 AM   #9129
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I like waffles can I get adopted?
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:59 AM   #9130
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You must be asking JustJ....'cause if I were your mother you'd never be Senator.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:07 AM   #9131
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Also, in my family we do not permit dissenting opinions of The Princess Bride.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:10 AM   #9132
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I'm just looking for validation from random people on the Internet, but I'm not Belgian, so figured waffles were the closest thing I had.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:10 AM   #9133
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Nor should you. There is only one acceptable opinion of The Princess Bride: Greatness.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:13 AM   #9134
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Nor should you. There is only one acceptable opinion of The Princess Bride: Greatness.
Are you reading this wisski?
SORT YOUR LIFE OUT.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:19 AM   #9135
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Side topic:
I've learned that I'm easily tricked when drunk. Somehow we went from,
"NO ONE DOES ANYTHING FUN THIS WEEKEND UNTIL WE RIP THE LAST CARPET OUT"

to

"OK, you can go duck hunting Friday night and Saturday morning, but then WE HAVE GOTTA GET THAT CARPET OUT"

to

"OK, We can spend all of Saturday at the farm, but Sunday, ....CARPET"

to

"Yeah, you can stay out there. We'll do it next weekend"

And I have no idea how we got there.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:24 AM   #9136
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I think deep down you like the carpet & want to keep it.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:26 AM   #9137
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My allergies and 6 box/month Kleenex bills say, "no."
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:28 AM   #9138
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Carpet talk is so hot!
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:30 AM   #9139
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We went to a bar (read margaritaville) for our party after wedding. I paid for 75% of the drinks. Tilt paid the rest.

I think the tab was around $800 for like 10 people.
I vaguely remember this, but not enough to confirm or deny any of the details. I have some recollection of trying to hand someone (Tilt?) cash & being turned down.

I only recall having one drink...my 1st kid was, & still is, exhausting...I think my wife had a few tho.

I definitely recall Jack offering to pay for dinner for my wife & I, which was very generous, but which offer I had to turn him down on.

Wedding was a good time. Would do again.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:32 AM   #9140
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I vaguely remember this, but not enough to confirm or deny any of the details. I have some recollection of trying to hand someone (Tilt?) cash & being turned down.

I only recall having one drink...my 1st kid was, & still is, exhausting...I think my wife had a few tho.

I definitely recall Jack offering to pay for dinner for my wife & I, which was very generous, but which offer I had to turn him down on.

Wedding was a good time. Would do again.
One drink?
Obviously roofied by toes.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:41 AM   #9141
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Aha!
Reported
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:53 AM   #9142
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One drink?
Obviously roofied by toes.
It's your birthday. Shouldn't you be out galavanting?

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Old 10-04-2015, 09:59 AM   #9143
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Side topic:
I've learned that I'm easily tricked when drunk. Somehow we went from,
"NO ONE DOES ANYTHING FUN THIS WEEKEND UNTIL WE RIP THE LAST CARPET OUT"

to

"OK, you can go duck hunting Friday night and Saturday morning, but then WE HAVE GOTTA GET THAT CARPET OUT"

to

"OK, We can spend all of Saturday at the farm, but Sunday, ....CARPET"

to

"Yeah, you can stay out there. We'll do it next weekend"

And I have no idea how we got there.
So you were drunk all weekend? Solid life plan.
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Old 10-04-2015, 10:48 AM   #9144
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So you were drunk all weekend? Solid life plan.
My drunk time generally includes full-strength Wed. night, mild drinking on Friday night, Champion-level Saturdays.

In theory, I'm supposed to sleep in on Sunday. I can't even, tho.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:01 AM   #9145
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My drunk time generally includes full-strength Wed. night, mild drinking on Friday night, Champion-level Saturdays.

In theory, I'm supposed to sleep in on Sunday. I can't even, tho.
Confirmed sleeping in is a thing of the past for me too, even if I get puking piss myself drunk I don't sleep in... Waking up is like mandatory now.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:01 AM   #9146
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It's your birthday. Shouldn't you be out galavanting?

My galavanting days are behind me, imo
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:10 AM   #9147
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Confirmed sleeping in is a thing of the past for me too, even if I get puking piss myself drunk I don't sleep in... Waking up is like mandatory now.
This. They say hangovers get worse as you get older...I think I'm just awake for more of them now.
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:11 AM   #9148
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Confirmed sleeping in is a thing of the past for me too, even if I get puking piss myself drunk I don't sleep in... Waking up is like mandatory now.
Not waking up may not be too fun
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:13 AM   #9149
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Old 10-04-2015, 11:14 AM   #9150
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Confirmed not suicidal, I love waking up and being awake. And drinking while being awake, I finished like 300 ml of vodka during the college footbalol game.

The carpet will not rip itself out Kristy, get to it!
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