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Old 10-03-2015, 06:13 AM   #9051
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holy ****, I'm watching the movie Pompeii, and it's a total rip off of Gladiator

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Well, it does volcano, but Jon Snow knows nothing about maximus.
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lol aiott wanting to be Dalton when he grows up

he wants to kick and strut and

are u sure u don't wanna be a lumberjack?
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mini-tease: I may be taking a certain thread to a new dirty, dirty thread. Possible banhammer worthy.
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Old 10-03-2015, 08:42 AM   #9056
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Old 10-03-2015, 08:54 AM   #9057
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Braves shut out the #1 team in baseball, last evening.
Meaningless, overall.
Braves win!
Against bench players.
2 more games for the season.
Then, I have to pick a pony for the playoffs.
Cubs? Pirates? Those Canadians?
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Royals all the way J.

Women make things complicated. My plan for today was "go watch WI vs IA ata buddy's house". It has now become, goto friends house 1, while people go run a 5 k, the regroup and get more people together to goto football house, then afterflotball goto some gay autumn festival with more people...

She doesn't get when I say I don't want to do anything but watch football.
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Those Canadians?
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Old 10-03-2015, 09:15 AM   #9060
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I dreamed that I was in Thailand and that I could see NYC over the sea, so I took a nice photo and uploaded it on instagram. Weird **** why would I dream about that? This is some sort of a sign I can tell that much.
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Old 10-03-2015, 09:21 AM   #9061
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While we're on the topic of lady boners...

Thread needs moar Peli.
down under is a metaphor, bruh
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#piqued
You should be.

Also, root for the Cubs--cause getting your heart ripped out isn't half as bad as a total lifetime of abject failure.
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Wisski, thank you for reminding me why I host. I hate running around like that!

Also, a "gay" autumn festival. ....BE CAREFUL those may not be apples you're bobbing for.
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down under is a metaphor, bruh
GODDAMMIT SUPER DRUNK KRISTY...How could you miss that "down under" pun? Get your **** together tonight, you're embarassing us!
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Old 10-03-2015, 09:42 AM   #9065
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Royals all the way J.

Women make things complicated. My plan for today was "go watch WI vs IA ata buddy's house". It has now become, goto friends house 1, while people go run a 5 k, the regroup and get more people together to goto football house, then afterflotball goto some gay autumn festival with more people...

She doesn't get when I say I don't want to do anything but watch football.
Rooting for American league baseball makes me feel funny.

As for the female complications, try Fe Fi Fo Fumming her?
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erryone dreams of the Big Apple
Possible Mets v Yankees WS...that's what the Big Apple dreams of.
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Not that's anything wrong with gay autumn festivals, but I prefer to just keep my weekends as simple and unclothed as possible
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"those may not be apples you're bobbing for" - Obi Wan Kenobe.


"How da ya like dem apples?" - Will Hunting

"Ain't it a peach?" - Cheech Marin
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As for the female complications, try Fe Fi Fo Fumming her?
I lol'd
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Tried that, didn't work. And the only thing that came out of me trying to explain myself was that I don't get enough arguing at work so I try to make arguments at home
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One of my cats is on a ridiculous killing spree. Two birds and a field mouse in a 48 hour span. One of them was my favourite finch, too.

She already has a bell on her collar, idk what else I can do?
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Old 10-03-2015, 11:08 AM   #9073
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One of my cats is on a ridiculous killing spree. She already has a bell on her collar, idk what else I can do?
Take away her guns!
The violence has got to stop!

Sorry, I HAD to go there.

Are these activities taking place inside the home? If you can't keep the cat in, perhaps keeping the wildlife out might help. Try Windows®. Maybe some mesh screen type material.

I'm not Marlin Perkins!!
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One of my cats is on a ridiculous killing spree. Two birds and a field mouse in a 48 hour span. One of them was my favourite finch, too.

She already has a bell on her collar, idk what else I can do?
Tomatoe on her litter box
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Old 10-03-2015, 11:11 AM   #9075
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Not that's anything wrong with gay autumn festivals
Atlanta is pretty progressive, but I don't think we have those here.
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