Is that accurate?
*sigh* you're making me pull out the google

Calorie King says 96, that is not low enough to start drinking whiskey

1.5 oz vodka also 96 cal
1.5oz gin 115 cal

Winners

10:1 he comes out in 5 days now and won $$$$$$$ and went on hooker and blow bender...

My nipples are decidedly milky.

shot = 1 oz silly

My point exactly. The numbers stand as posted.

Vodka: 100% of the time it has 50% more value.

Thanks Obama

Saw a picture of this Oregon shooter guy and my first reaction was, "Damn, I thought aiott still lived in MichiWOAT."

My name is Eric not Chris. Also, what are his nipples like? Flaky?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

Barg: wun 18 at the home game
Beat: have to drive to Albany in the morning to give a 14 minute talk
Varience: idk what that means

I only saw one photograph before I went out. I apologize for my confusion.

I'd ask the American people to think about how they can get our government to change these laws.. and to save lives... and to let young people grow up.

Heartbreaking

my President

What a night.

A random bird appears.

go on...

blown off course obvs

Joaquin ain't ficking around

Friday
Friday
Your arrival has been anticipated
And here you are
NBD

Today is Friday

Bump

Have your significant others told you what you are going to be for Halloween?

I'm gonna try to talk GW into dressing up as The Donald and Hillary Clinton...

Obv I'd be Trump.

not yet

She was a flapper girl last year. I was a dude in a zoot suit

We have a Halloween wedding (it's on the 30th, so it's an obvious lie) to attend.
I'm thinking I'm going to that as a Mormon.
Or maybe she said mermaid.
I just hope they have Kit-Kats and Snickers.

Come in your birthday suit or man-kini

We have one the weekend before. Wtf is with people getting married in October? Also, isn't Halloween on a Saturday this year? Who gets married on a Friday?

Historical pimps and ho's...that would be an awesome take on a tired party idea. Although, you'd probably just end up with too many bellbottoms and 80's outfits.

GW asked me if we wanted to do the Halloween Party, and I said I can't unless we tell people that confirming you're coming means you come. I don't care if you're sick, or your babysitter died, or you're on fire...at least one of the two of you hauls your ass over, or you do something like donate a $100 to a specific charity.

...and I'm off the hook.

But seriously, at our last party, 4 out of 15 couples cancelled the day of with weak, weak, ****.

All these women joining our workforce are destroying our labor market prospects. If I'm elected president I will build a wall around all of the kitchens in America.

#rejectedcampaignslogans