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Old 10-01-2015, 10:05 PM   #8976
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Is that accurate?
*sigh* you're making me pull out the google
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Old 10-01-2015, 10:09 PM   #8977
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Calorie King says 96, that is not low enough to start drinking whiskey
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Old 10-01-2015, 10:11 PM   #8978
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1.5 oz vodka also 96 cal
1.5oz gin 115 cal

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Old 10-01-2015, 10:20 PM   #8979
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Wisski's been gone for 2 hours at Danger beers.

What do you think...
Even money on dead
2:1 on sexing tranny hooker
10:1 he comes out in 5 days now and won $$$$$$$ and went on hooker and blow bender...
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Old 10-01-2015, 10:24 PM   #8980
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Pics of chapped nipples? Asking for wisski's scientist.
My nipples are decidedly milky.

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Calorie King says 96, that is not low enough to start drinking whiskey
shot = 1 oz silly
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Old 10-01-2015, 10:39 PM   #8981
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shot = 1 oz silly
My point exactly. The numbers stand as posted.

Vodka: 100% of the time it has 50% more value.
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Old 10-01-2015, 10:41 PM   #8982
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Thanks Obama
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Old 10-01-2015, 11:00 PM   #8983
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Saw a picture of this Oregon shooter guy and my first reaction was, "Damn, I thought aiott still lived in MichiWOAT."
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Old 10-01-2015, 11:30 PM   #8984
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My name is Eric not Chris. Also, what are his nipples like? Flaky?
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Old 10-01-2015, 11:50 PM   #8985
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Also, what are his nipples like? Flaky?
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!
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Old 10-01-2015, 11:54 PM   #8986
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Barg: wun 18 at the home game
Beat: have to drive to Albany in the morning to give a 14 minute talk
Varience: idk what that means
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Old 10-02-2015, 12:10 AM   #8987
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My name is Eric not Chris. Also, what are his nipples like? Flaky?
I only saw one photograph before I went out. I apologize for my confusion.
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Old 10-02-2015, 01:12 AM   #8988
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I'd ask the American people to think about how they can get our government to change these laws.. and to save lives... and to let young people grow up.

Heartbreaking

my President
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Old 10-02-2015, 04:16 AM   #8989
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What a night.

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Old 10-02-2015, 04:21 AM   #8990
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A random bird appears.
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Old 10-02-2015, 07:26 AM   #8991
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What a night.
go on...

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A random bird appears.
blown off course obvs
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blown off course obvs
Joaquin ain't ficking around
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Old 10-02-2015, 08:11 AM   #8993
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Friday
Friday
Your arrival has been anticipated
And here you are
NBD

Today is Friday

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Old 10-02-2015, 09:34 AM   #8994
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Have your significant others told you what you are going to be for Halloween?

I'm gonna try to talk GW into dressing up as The Donald and Hillary Clinton...

Obv I'd be Trump.
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not yet

She was a flapper girl last year. I was a dude in a zoot suit
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Old 10-02-2015, 09:42 AM   #8996
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Have your significant others told you what you are going to be for Halloween?

I'm gonna try to talk GW into dressing up as The Donald and Hillary Clinton...

Obv I'd be Trump.
We have a Halloween wedding (it's on the 30th, so it's an obvious lie) to attend.
I'm thinking I'm going to that as a Mormon.
Or maybe she said mermaid.
I just hope they have Kit-Kats and Snickers.
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Old 10-02-2015, 09:49 AM   #8997
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Come in your birthday suit or man-kini
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Old 10-02-2015, 09:55 AM   #8998
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We have a Halloween wedding (it's on the 30th, so it's an obvious lie) to attend.
I'm thinking I'm going to that as a Mormon.
Or maybe she said mermaid.
I just hope they have Kit-Kats and Snickers.
We have one the weekend before. Wtf is with people getting married in October? Also, isn't Halloween on a Saturday this year? Who gets married on a Friday?
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Old 10-02-2015, 10:06 AM   #8999
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not yet

She was a flapper girl last year. I was a dude in a zoot suit
Historical pimps and ho's...that would be an awesome take on a tired party idea. Although, you'd probably just end up with too many bellbottoms and 80's outfits.

GW asked me if we wanted to do the Halloween Party, and I said I can't unless we tell people that confirming you're coming means you come. I don't care if you're sick, or your babysitter died, or you're on fire...at least one of the two of you hauls your ass over, or you do something like donate a $100 to a specific charity.

...and I'm off the hook.

But seriously, at our last party, 4 out of 15 couples cancelled the day of with weak, weak, ****.
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Old 10-02-2015, 10:06 AM   #9000
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All these women joining our workforce are destroying our labor market prospects. If I'm elected president I will build a wall around all of the kitchens in America.

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