omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) - Page 359

I just played the worst tournamnet of my life.

A6 i fold utg plus 1
Next habd is a3 and i raise then get raised out.

Few hands later i get kk and day 8k instead of a min riase to 800.

Bust on a ak right T the break cos a7 hit 7

Some guy also yelled at me cos i was on my phone and not avting correctly.

Im tired and not drunk enough. My lwf5 arm teally hurts and a guy delt.for me. ( the phone hater)

Slash end trip report. ( i need to go back to the club trs)

10-01-2015 , 09:13 AM

#8953

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

What are you ****ing crazy

Oui

So nice of you to notice.

10-01-2015 , 10:18 AM

#8954

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Im alive

10-01-2015 , 10:37 AM

#8955

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I think I have what it takes to be a VP of a company that has 200 mil in revenue. I have already proven that I'm the most technologically intelligent person in the company. Now it's time to start taking over!

10-01-2015 , 10:58 AM

#8956

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

ur no carli fiorina

Last edited by King_of_NYC; 10-01-2015 at 10:58 AM. Reason: luls at politiks

10-01-2015 , 11:55 AM

#8957

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

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Did you know fiorina is actually the second wealthiest candidate?

#successfulwomanisHot

10-01-2015 , 12:35 PM

#8958

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Im alive

You don't look alive

10-01-2015 , 12:36 PM

#8959

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Did you know fiorina is actually the second wealthiest candidate?

#successfulwomanisHot

As an ex HP employee, I'd still like to see her nekkid

10-01-2015 , 05:09 PM

#8960

JustJ46671

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Bump

10-01-2015 , 05:47 PM

#8961

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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So I work with phD's on the regular, I also work with people who's job title is "scientist". I **** you not... Today one stopped me to ask about if I'm really "avoiding management responsibilities". To which I answered yes, and he went on to say "that's too bad".... What's my play?

10-01-2015 , 05:51 PM

#8962

Kristy

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Pretty sure they're asking you to bring your own whip and handcuffs.

10-01-2015 , 06:49 PM

#8963

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

As an ex HP employee, I'd still like to see her nekkid

It's the least she could do after totally ****ing your stock options.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

It doesn't take a PhD to get a doctorate amirite!!!

10-01-2015 , 06:50 PM

#8964

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

For my next trick I will go for a run despite really, really, really not wanting to.

k bai

10-01-2015 , 06:51 PM

#8965

Kristy

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Pics of chapped nipples? Asking for wisski's scientist.

10-01-2015 , 07:07 PM

#8966

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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Think it's time for Thursday dive bar drinking

10-01-2015 , 07:15 PM

#8967

Kristy

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DANGER BEERS!

10-01-2015 , 07:34 PM

#8968

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Baseball
Football
Blacklist
I'm good with that

10-01-2015 , 07:36 PM

#8969

JustJ46671

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On second thought, steelers and ravens can take a hike.

10-01-2015 , 07:38 PM

#8970

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

For my next trick I will go for a run despite really, really, really not wanting to.

k bai

Be careful out there. Word on the street is hurricane.

10-01-2015 , 08:27 PM

#8971

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

late for the home game. hate that

10-01-2015 , 08:28 PM

#8972

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Did you know fiorina is actually the second wealthiest candidate?

#successfulwomanisHot

didn't but
#moneyisnotsuccess

10-01-2015 , 08:41 PM

#8973

Kristy

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You're right. I assumed she earned it, but did no actual research.

10-01-2015 , 09:10 PM

#8974

Kristy

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Wisski's been gone for 2 hours at Danger beers.

What do you think...
Even money on dead
2:1 on sexing tranny hooker

10-01-2015 , 09:32 PM

#8975

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Crown royal is 65 calories per shot

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