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Old 10-01-2015, 08:39 AM   #8951
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Oh, I'm sorry. You need to phrase your response in the form of a question.

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What are you ****ing crazy
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Old 10-01-2015, 08:50 AM   #8952
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I just played the worst tournamnet of my life.

A6 i fold utg plus 1
Next habd is a3 and i raise then get raised out.

Few hands later i get kk and day 8k instead of a min riase to 800.

Bust on a ak right T the break cos a7 hit 7

Some guy also yelled at me cos i was on my phone and not avting correctly.

Im tired and not drunk enough. My lwf5 arm teally hurts and a guy delt.for me. ( the phone hater)

Slash end trip report. ( i need to go back to the club trs)
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Old 10-01-2015, 09:13 AM   #8953
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What are you ****ing crazy
Oui

So nice of you to notice.
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Old 10-01-2015, 10:18 AM   #8954
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Im alive
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Old 10-01-2015, 10:37 AM   #8955
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I think I have what it takes to be a VP of a company that has 200 mil in revenue. I have already proven that I'm the most technologically intelligent person in the company. Now it's time to start taking over!
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Old 10-01-2015, 10:58 AM   #8956
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ur no carli fiorina

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Old 10-01-2015, 11:55 AM   #8957
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Did you know fiorina is actually the second wealthiest candidate?

#successfulwomanisHot
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Old 10-01-2015, 12:35 PM   #8958
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Im alive
You don't look alive
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Old 10-01-2015, 12:36 PM   #8959
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Did you know fiorina is actually the second wealthiest candidate?

#successfulwomanisHot
As an ex HP employee, I'd still like to see her nekkid
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Old 10-01-2015, 05:09 PM   #8960
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Bump
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Old 10-01-2015, 05:47 PM   #8961
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So I work with phD's on the regular, I also work with people who's job title is "scientist". I **** you not... Today one stopped me to ask about if I'm really "avoiding management responsibilities". To which I answered yes, and he went on to say "that's too bad".... What's my play?
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Old 10-01-2015, 05:51 PM   #8962
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Pretty sure they're asking you to bring your own whip and handcuffs.
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Old 10-01-2015, 06:49 PM   #8963
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As an ex HP employee, I'd still like to see her nekkid
It's the least she could do after totally ****ing your stock options.

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So I work with phD's on the regular, I also work with people who's job title is "scientist". I **** you not... Today one stopped me to ask about if I'm really "avoiding management responsibilities". To which I answered yes, and he went on to say "that's too bad".... What's my play?
It doesn't take a PhD to get a doctorate amirite!!!
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Old 10-01-2015, 06:50 PM   #8964
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For my next trick I will go for a run despite really, really, really not wanting to.

k bai
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Old 10-01-2015, 06:51 PM   #8965
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Pics of chapped nipples? Asking for wisski's scientist.
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Old 10-01-2015, 07:07 PM   #8966
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Think it's time for Thursday dive bar drinking
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Old 10-01-2015, 07:15 PM   #8967
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DANGER BEERS!
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Old 10-01-2015, 07:34 PM   #8968
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Baseball
Football
Blacklist
I'm good with that
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Old 10-01-2015, 07:36 PM   #8969
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On second thought, steelers and ravens can take a hike.
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Old 10-01-2015, 07:38 PM   #8970
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For my next trick I will go for a run despite really, really, really not wanting to.

k bai
Be careful out there. Word on the street is hurricane.
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Old 10-01-2015, 08:27 PM   #8971
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late for the home game. hate that
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Old 10-01-2015, 08:28 PM   #8972
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Did you know fiorina is actually the second wealthiest candidate?

#successfulwomanisHot
didn't but
#moneyisnotsuccess
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Old 10-01-2015, 08:41 PM   #8973
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You're right. I assumed she earned it, but did no actual research.
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Old 10-01-2015, 09:10 PM   #8974
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Wisski's been gone for 2 hours at Danger beers.

What do you think...
Even money on dead
2:1 on sexing tranny hooker
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Old 10-01-2015, 09:32 PM   #8975
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Crown royal is 65 calories per shot
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