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Old 09-28-2015, 07:07 AM   #8826
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:08 AM   #8827
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Mrs baked a gluten free bread yesterday
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:09 AM   #8828
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Solid brag. That window has closed for my Monday.

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Old 09-28-2015, 07:09 AM   #8829
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wtf? Im a victim in my family. Will paint a black dot on my hand.
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:11 AM   #8830
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Mrs baked a gluten free bread yesterday
I'm not a huge fan. Gluten-free is too heavy for sandwiches or toast.

I bake white bread when we want it, but usually buy 12 grain.
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:17 AM   #8831
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Not sure why you seem shocked. Dale is like the textbook definition of flakey and anti-social
Don't think he actually went either
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:20 AM   #8832
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I'm not a huge fan. Gluten-free is too heavy for sandwiches or toast.
mix it with buckwheat flour, a bit of corn flour and put one egg in the mixture
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:20 AM   #8833
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:32 AM   #8834
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#freegluten
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:39 AM   #8835
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:58 AM   #8836
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Today is Monday
The anti-gluten movement is disturbing.
Mondays, generally, are worse for the body than gluten.
F. Monday. Forget gluten.

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Old 09-28-2015, 08:02 AM   #8837
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Old 09-28-2015, 08:02 AM   #8838
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J, tomorrows bump should deal with my 9k post incoming
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Old 09-28-2015, 08:17 AM   #8839
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Today is Tuesday
Fran is a spammer
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Old 09-28-2015, 08:20 AM   #8840
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The funny would be good (she can be funny now, when she's not being snotty and hateful).

Any increase in annoyance would be unacceptable, however.


I tell myself, just stick it out another year. She'll find a grove. The unpredictability is the hard part.
This popped into my mind in the shower, and wouldn't leave for the duration... here's some unsolicited story telling about what worked for me.



Hormones gotta hormone. Ive already forgotten your daughter's age, but when my oldest started the snotty/hateful phase around 12-13 two things helped.

1. Happy the Hippo, which is just my hand saying dickish and politically incorrect things

Her "You don't get it"
Happy creeps up and whispers in her ear, "yeahhh, they're losers. Let's kill them in their sleep and move to Vegas together!"

Her "I am getting fat"
Happy creeps up and whispers in her ear, "Have you considered an eating disorder, or drug addiction?"

Her "I can't wait until I'm old enough to move out"
Happy creeps up and whispers in her ear, "try teen pregnancy. NOTHING spells freedom like a welfare check, 6 consecutive weeks of your period, stitches down there, and a kid full of snot and poo."


I realize this sounds horrible, but not only did it diffuse attitude immediately, 'cause she couldn't wait to hear what awful thing I'd say next, it also opened the door for all the important conversations. Bringing it up means that you trust her with important subject matter, and gives her a dose of that adult freedom and respect (at least intellectually) that girls seem to really be craving when they act snotty. Acknowledging that need to grow and feel adult is number 2.


With my son, who loves to write, we are pretending to create a guidebook called, "How to be the world's worst person"...same end result; lots of conversations that would otherwise be awkward.
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Old 09-28-2015, 09:13 AM   #8841
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Your showers seem either more productive or more frightening than mine. That may be why women take so long in there.

I like the theme and the opportunities to deal with the crap. I see it spiraling into an actual murder conspiracy. Girl's are crazy.
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Old 09-28-2015, 09:55 AM   #8842
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If like to apologize to jm3 and let dale know he did successfully duck me. Back in the airport less than 36 hrs after we landed.

Didn't win monies, didn't buy hookers, didn't even get any blow... Should have just stayed home.
All good, I'll be around.
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Not sure why you seem shocked. Dale is like the textbook definition of flakey and anti-social
I had a dream this morning about meeting Da3e, elrey & a few 4lifers I had already met on a basketball court.

Da3e was like 5'6 typical white guy.

elrey was like 4'10 Asian with a shirt that said "ELREY" on the back...
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Old 09-28-2015, 09:56 AM   #8843
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keep him banned
mmmmkay for mod!
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Old 09-28-2015, 09:56 AM   #8844
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I did manage to step outside real quick to look at the blood moon. Could just about make it out, but couldn't really see much.

I'm the exact opposite of flakey. I never once agreed to meet anyone, and never once even implied that I would.
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Old 09-28-2015, 10:07 AM   #8845
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Pics of sister, maybe she can come live with me so I can get the benefits from her?!
lol you can deal with her ****. man.

enjoy a fat ass who eats way to much junk and is just an general annoyance.

also good luck brining ANYONE over to smoke n chill ( bros) let alone netflicks n chill.

she will be there juding you because she never goes out... EVER!
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Old 09-28-2015, 10:08 AM   #8846
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Today is Tuesday
Fran is a spammer
Got it
um...excuse me. he wasn't banned for 4 days during the draft for spamming so um... please reaine from calling him a spamer...

I'll get my coat
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:15 PM   #8847
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Da3e was like 5'6 typical white guy.

elrey was like 4'10 Asian with a shirt that said "ELREY" on the back...
Nailed it.
I had the same dream, but at a hockey rink.
And elrey was Chicano.
Lol, hockey.
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Old 09-28-2015, 01:04 PM   #8848
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This thread is now about water on mars!
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Old 09-28-2015, 01:06 PM   #8849
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It's not
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It's not
No there IS water there. Briny, subsurface, water!

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