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Old 09-27-2015, 06:20 PM   #8801
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I want more kids
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Old 09-27-2015, 06:33 PM   #8802
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I want more kids
I've got one for you.
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Old 09-27-2015, 06:34 PM   #8803
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Id like a girl next, how did you make a girl J, any secret?
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Old 09-27-2015, 06:52 PM   #8804
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I've got one for you.
13/f/pita

Send her to me for a semester, She Won't Be Any Less Of A Pita When She returns, But I Guarantee You Will Find Her Malarkey 600% funnier, And Your Wife Will Be 250% More annoyed.

Or your money back.
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Old 09-27-2015, 08:00 PM   #8805
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Id like a girl next, how did you make a girl J, any secret?

Got mine as a wedding present.




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Send her to me for a semester, She Won't Be Any Less Of A Pita When She returns, But I Guarantee You Will Find Her Malarkey 600% funnier, And Your Wife Will Be 250% More annoyed.

Or your money back.
The funny would be good (she can be funny now, when she's not being snotty and hateful).

Any increase in annoyance would be unacceptable, however.


I tell myself, just stick it out another year. She'll find a grove. The unpredictability is the hard part.
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Old 09-27-2015, 09:05 PM   #8806
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Old 09-27-2015, 10:26 PM   #8807
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Send her to me for a semester, She Won't Be Any Less Of A Pita When She returns, But I Guarantee You Will Find Her Malarkey 600% funnier, And Your Wife Will Be 250% More annoyed.

Or your money back.
So she can learn how to be a degen day drunk.

There ia already one in his family he doesnt need another
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Old 09-27-2015, 11:01 PM   #8808
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I don't wtf kristy/jj are talking about
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Old 09-27-2015, 11:19 PM   #8809
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I don't wtf kristy/jj are talking about
something something kids...

something something they are awesome you should have one.
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Old 09-27-2015, 11:23 PM   #8810
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:49 AM   #8811
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Old 09-28-2015, 02:39 AM   #8812
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If like to apologize to jm3 and let dale know he did successfully duck me. Back in the airport less than 36 hrs after we landed.

Didn't win monies, didn't buy hookers, didn't even get any blow... Should have just stayed home.
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Old 09-28-2015, 02:52 AM   #8813
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Not sure why you seem shocked. Dale is like the textbook definition of flakey and anti-social
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Old 09-28-2015, 02:53 AM   #8814
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Still not sure why I'm awake. Need to be up in 5 hours
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Old 09-28-2015, 02:55 AM   #8815
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I didn't try to connect with anyone, I'm a fan of "if we were meant to hang out we would figure out how too". Get to bed jack, you have a full day of watching cat videos tomorrow
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Old 09-28-2015, 03:16 AM   #8816
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Oh ok. You suck then
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Old 09-28-2015, 03:18 AM   #8817
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i'm also awake imo
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Old 09-28-2015, 03:19 AM   #8818
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Mmmmmmkay
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Old 09-28-2015, 03:20 AM   #8819
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Awake is a powerful word, how about conscious. I do suck, but 32 hrs in Vegas isn't enough to coordinate a meet up, especially if one of the people is going to duck it at all costs
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Old 09-28-2015, 03:21 AM   #8820
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Spent like 5 nights in Vegas. Time flies
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Old 09-28-2015, 03:26 AM   #8821
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

my sister comes out of her pit ( her bedroom) to make some food. ( she has the day off it's a public holiday. happy birthday liz we love you)

so I told her I forgot to get something out of the freezer for dinner. she goes " oh i already got something for dinner"

I go " what those microwavable dinners?"

" yeah, I just assumed you didn't want one so"

me: "...."

who the **** does that... like... I good dinner for her like.. 99% of the time and she goes to the shop knowing i hadn't go anything out of the freezer and just got she for her dinner.

then she proceeded to yell at me for not telling her that we had to get cheese as she proceeds to finish the rest of the cheese off. when i tell her i didn't know and told her that she is eating the cheese now. she yelled at me and said " this is the first time in a month I am eating cheese"

my brain exploded so i made a coffee and calmed down a little.

It's like a have a gf. but i get non of the benefits and only the negatives.

**** i need to live alone.
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Old 09-28-2015, 06:34 AM   #8822
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Pics of sister, maybe she can come live with me so I can get the benefits from her?!
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Old 09-28-2015, 06:41 AM   #8823
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Le sigh, Monday.

Also, wtf is with clear, bright, weather all weekend when GW wants clouds for duck hunting and then rain when I want to see the lunar eclipse?

I think clouds are trying to fight us. New arch nemesis.
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:00 AM   #8824
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**** you monday you little piece of piss
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:06 AM   #8825
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I SHOULD BE AT THE GYM...c'mon 5:00am Kristy get your **** together...we laid out all your stuff last night so it would be easy to do...FINE...one more cup of coffee


6:04 kristy... I just finished the pot and am still in my jammies.


Meh. Maybe tomorrow.
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