I've got one for you.
13/f/pita

Id like a girl next, how did you make a girl J, any secret?

Send her to me for a semester, She Won't Be Any Less Of A Pita When She returns, But I Guarantee You Will Find Her Malarkey 600% funnier, And Your Wife Will Be 250% More annoyed.

Or your money back.

Got mine as a wedding present.




The funny would be good (she can be funny now, when she's not being snotty and hateful).

Any increase in annoyance would be unacceptable, however.


I tell myself, just stick it out another year. She'll find a grove. The unpredictability is the hard part.

2cloudy4eclipse

So she can learn how to be a degen day drunk.

There ia already one in his family he doesnt need another

I don't wtf kristy/jj are talking about

something something kids...

something something they are awesome you should have one.

bump

If like to apologize to jm3 and let dale know he did successfully duck me. Back in the airport less than 36 hrs after we landed.

Didn't win monies, didn't buy hookers, didn't even get any blow... Should have just stayed home.

Not sure why you seem shocked. Dale is like the textbook definition of flakey and anti-social

Still not sure why I'm awake. Need to be up in 5 hours

I didn't try to connect with anyone, I'm a fan of "if we were meant to hang out we would figure out how too". Get to bed jack, you have a full day of watching cat videos tomorrow

Oh ok. You suck then

i'm also awake imo

Mmmmmmkay

Awake is a powerful word, how about conscious. I do suck, but 32 hrs in Vegas isn't enough to coordinate a meet up, especially if one of the people is going to duck it at all costs

Spent like 5 nights in Vegas. Time flies

my sister comes out of her pit ( her bedroom) to make some food. ( she has the day off it's a public holiday. happy birthday liz we love you)

so I told her I forgot to get something out of the freezer for dinner. she goes " oh i already got something for dinner"

I go " what those microwavable dinners?"

" yeah, I just assumed you didn't want one so"

me: "...."

who the **** does that... like... I good dinner for her like.. 99% of the time and she goes to the shop knowing i hadn't go anything out of the freezer and just got she for her dinner.

then she proceeded to yell at me for not telling her that we had to get cheese as she proceeds to finish the rest of the cheese off. when i tell her i didn't know and told her that she is eating the cheese now. she yelled at me and said " this is the first time in a month I am eating cheese"

my brain exploded so i made a coffee and calmed down a little.

It's like a have a gf. but i get non of the benefits and only the negatives.

**** i need to live alone.

Pics of sister, maybe she can come live with me so I can get the benefits from her?!

Le sigh, Monday.

Also, wtf is with clear, bright, weather all weekend when GW wants clouds for duck hunting and then rain when I want to see the lunar eclipse?

I think clouds are trying to fight us. New arch nemesis.

**** you monday you little piece of piss

I SHOULD BE AT THE GYM...c'mon 5:00am Kristy get your **** together...we laid out all your stuff last night so it would be easy to do...FINE...one more cup of coffee


6:04 kristy... I just finished the pot and am still in my jammies.


Meh. Maybe tomorrow.