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01-28-2015 , 05:15 PM

#851

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I guess it could explain why I have so few friends.

01-28-2015 , 05:21 PM

#852

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,177

you smell great Dabble

01-28-2015 , 05:35 PM

#853

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'll say one thing, the chick in the film who was also in die another day, she has nice cans.

01-28-2015 , 05:36 PM

#854

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

you smell great Dabble

So you're saying I have so few friends not because I smell, but because I have a horrible personality? Thanks a lot :'(

01-28-2015 , 05:53 PM

#855

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,177

maybe you've just had bad luck

01-28-2015 , 06:25 PM

#856

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,850

01-28-2015 , 07:35 PM

#857

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Bump

01-28-2015 , 07:36 PM

#858

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

I said dance
Dance, little sister
Dance

01-28-2015 , 10:43 PM

#859

Anais

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,663

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

add "forumserver.twoplustwo.com###twitch" to your add.block filters

you the man!

01-28-2015 , 11:36 PM

#860

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I stink but I can still go to bed without showering because I am single.

Ahh, the sheer beauty of if

Even I haz my limits tho [also single].
Prob is, @ my age, Axe body wash is kinda inappropriate.
[57 and always smelling like I'm trollin' 4 poomtang, not kewl]

soooooooo...

================================================
a not-so-subtle reminder of the sleezyness I left behind in Silicon Valley:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/31...e-out-1488470/

cliffs: blackjack and pai gow are player-banked, not house-banked. Don't matter, some guy gets kicked out for suspicious pwnage. Bay101 never f**ked w/ me, hell, they used to cash my payroll checks sometimes. This was prolly cuz I stuck to LHE [that's all there was then, 2001...

]

01-29-2015 , 03:40 AM

#861

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I see where you're coming from but no. You're wrong.

lol you're just another northern european idiot who can't even spell poker.

Spoiler:

01-29-2015 , 04:31 AM

#862

Anyone Care?

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 0

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I guess it could explain why I have so few friends.

For starters, Exacilbur is a wonderful place. Its full of Milfs and 1-2 poker, furthermore...most like to have fancy restaurants. Excalibur has a nice array of McDonalds and other fast food chains, not to mention the free ferry.

01-29-2015 , 05:03 AM

#863

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Erm. Thanks.

01-29-2015 , 05:23 AM

#864

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

No, problem. Anything I can do to help.

01-29-2015 , 05:29 AM

#865

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Murray vs Berdych is on so that's my morning planned. Sharapova is in the final on Saturday

don't like her chances tho.

01-29-2015 , 05:34 AM

#866

I do what I can

banned

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 29

On a twerk contest Sharapova doesn't really stand a chance. Too bad she doesn't have a sister.

01-29-2015 , 06:12 AM

#867

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

See when you smell somebody who always seems to smell bad, do they realise they smell but just don't mind the smell, or do they not know? If they don't know that must mean I could possibly smell terrible and also not know. I would hope if I smelled bad all the time somebody would politely let me know.

If you smell really bad you know. Trust me. But this only goes for body odor. Your breath is the opposite story tho.

01-29-2015 , 08:09 AM

#868

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Hey ho
It's Thursday, yo
Yep
Today is Thursday

Bump

01-29-2015 , 08:39 AM

#869

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

Dubious

01-29-2015 , 09:40 AM

#870

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,850

Mutant must've become a traveling pool hustler wtf?

Forest Whitaker Goat Dog

01-29-2015 , 11:20 AM

#871

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Just spent the afternoon at the pub eating a nice meal and playing pool. Was rather nice.

01-29-2015 , 03:18 PM

#872

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Just spent the afternoon at the pub eating a nice meal and playing pool. Was rather nice.

9/10 would crush you at pool.
Probably eating and pubbing, as well.

01-29-2015 , 04:49 PM

#873

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I don't know bro, I was pretty on form. I got that random guy who joined us pretty impressed. He's definitely going to tell his buddies about my skills.