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Old 01-28-2015, 05:15 PM   #851
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I guess it could explain why I have so few friends.
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Old 01-28-2015, 05:21 PM   #852
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you smell great Dabble
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Old 01-28-2015, 05:35 PM   #853
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I'll say one thing, the chick in the film who was also in die another day, she has nice cans.
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Old 01-28-2015, 05:36 PM   #854
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you smell great Dabble
So you're saying I have so few friends not because I smell, but because I have a horrible personality? Thanks a lot :'(
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Old 01-28-2015, 05:53 PM   #855
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maybe you've just had bad luck
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Old 01-28-2015, 06:25 PM   #856
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Old 01-28-2015, 07:35 PM   #857
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Old 01-28-2015, 07:36 PM   #858
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I said dance
Dance, little sister
Dance
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Old 01-28-2015, 10:43 PM   #859
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add "forumserver.twoplustwo.com###twitch" to your add.block filters
you the man!
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Old 01-28-2015, 11:36 PM   #860
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I stink but I can still go to bed without showering because I am single.

Ahh, the sheer beauty of if
Even I haz my limits tho [also single].
Prob is, @ my age, Axe body wash is kinda inappropriate.
[57 and always smelling like I'm trollin' 4 poomtang, not kewl]

soooooooo...

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Old 01-29-2015, 03:40 AM   #861
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I see where you're coming from but no. You're wrong.
lol you're just another northern european idiot who can't even spell poker.

Spoiler:
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Old 01-29-2015, 04:31 AM   #862
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I guess it could explain why I have so few friends.
For starters, Exacilbur is a wonderful place. Its full of Milfs and 1-2 poker, furthermore...most like to have fancy restaurants. Excalibur has a nice array of McDonalds and other fast food chains, not to mention the free ferry.
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:03 AM   #863
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Erm. Thanks.
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:23 AM   #864
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No, problem. Anything I can do to help.
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:29 AM   #865
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Murray vs Berdych is on so that's my morning planned. Sharapova is in the final on Saturday don't like her chances tho.
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:34 AM   #866
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On a twerk contest Sharapova doesn't really stand a chance. Too bad she doesn't have a sister.
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Old 01-29-2015, 06:12 AM   #867
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See when you smell somebody who always seems to smell bad, do they realise they smell but just don't mind the smell, or do they not know? If they don't know that must mean I could possibly smell terrible and also not know. I would hope if I smelled bad all the time somebody would politely let me know.
If you smell really bad you know. Trust me. But this only goes for body odor. Your breath is the opposite story tho.
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Old 01-29-2015, 08:09 AM   #868
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Hey ho
It's Thursday, yo
Yep
Today is Thursday

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Old 01-29-2015, 08:39 AM   #869
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Dubious
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Old 01-29-2015, 09:40 AM   #870
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Mutant must've become a traveling pool hustler wtf?



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Old 01-29-2015, 11:20 AM   #871
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Just spent the afternoon at the pub eating a nice meal and playing pool. Was rather nice.
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Old 01-29-2015, 03:18 PM   #872
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Just spent the afternoon at the pub eating a nice meal and playing pool. Was rather nice.
9/10 would crush you at pool.
Probably eating and pubbing, as well.
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Old 01-29-2015, 04:49 PM   #873
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I don't know bro, I was pretty on form. I got that random guy who joined us pretty impressed. He's definitely going to tell his buddies about my skills.
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:27 PM   #874
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pool or snooker, which do you prefer?
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:33 PM   #875
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pool or snooker, which do you prefer?

Last time I played snooker I was probably 13 and about Dazzle's height.
Guessing you were asking dabble, tho, imo.
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