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Old 09-23-2015, 07:53 AM   #8451
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Old 09-23-2015, 08:08 AM   #8452
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Today is Wednesday
A little haiku for y'all
Twas Kristy's idea


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Old 09-23-2015, 08:08 AM   #8453
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MY NAME IS FRANKOBANANKOOOO
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Old 09-23-2015, 08:26 AM   #8454
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No way. There's 365 days a year. Strip out weekends, holiday & vacations you're left with about 235 working days a year. 150k/235 = $638/day. Then take out taxes & all the other standard deductions like medical, IRA contributions and you're left with working 3 days more or less to recoup that amount of disposable income. Maybe if I was out of things I wanted to buy & had nothing else to spend money on but ..
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Old 09-23-2015, 08:37 AM   #8455
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Twas Kristy's idea


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You're doing it wrong or I've pronounced Kristy wrong this entire time.

How hard could politics be? I mean if I want to run for state senate, is it something people just do?
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Old 09-23-2015, 08:49 AM   #8456
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You're doing it wrong or I've pronounced Kristy wrong this entire time.

How hard could politics be? I mean if I want to run for state senate, is it something people just do?
Look at the politicians in office right now.
Are they really so different from you (not counting the normal height thing)?
Mostly you need a network of powerful folks whose asses you'd need to kiss on the reg.
Maybe live in a district where you know most of the people and they don't think you're an *******.
One of my best friend's dad was a state senator. My friends brother won the dad's seat when dad got old.
Is your dad a senator?
Do it!

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You're doing it wrong or I've pronounced Kristy wrong this entire time.
How do you think it's pronounced?
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:02 AM   #8458
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The Pope in a Fiat
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:10 AM   #8459
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MY NAME IS FRANKOBANANKOOOO
Morning, Frank.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:17 AM   #8460
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How do you think it's pronounced?
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Idea is 3
Iyam, to fat, butt
Excellent PLAN, tho
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:24 AM   #8461
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all British accents = swoon, imo
They don't all look like Cumbersnatch
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:25 AM   #8462
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I love Sherlock, but honestly I'd take the hobbit...can't think of his name.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:26 AM   #8463
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Idea is 3
Iyam, to fat, butt
Excellent PLAN, tho
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:27 AM   #8464
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Hi J, How are you today?
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:28 AM   #8465
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Do you know that I never killed a single person?
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:28 AM   #8466
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The Pope in a Fiat
They've closed the entire west side for 4 days for this dude. Can't park anywhere from CPW to Columbus Ave, south of 90somthing street. NOT COOL HOLY DUUUDE!!
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:28 AM   #8467
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If I used the word "slut" my poem would also rhyme. It is important that you know I still got my eye on you for that, J.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:28 AM   #8468
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I love Sherlock, but honestly I'd take the hobbit...can't think of his name.
smegol does have a sexcy
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:32 AM   #8469
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I love Sherlock, but honestly I'd take the hobbit...can't think of his name.
Frodo?
Bimbo?
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:37 AM   #8470
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John Watson.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:38 AM   #8471
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And I stand by my claim. Whatever a guy is/10 he goes up at least one point for the right British accent.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:39 AM   #8472
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John Watson.
What kind of name is that for a hobbit?
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:39 AM   #8473
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Women go up for nz/Aus accents. They sound adorable.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:40 AM   #8474
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What kind of name is that for a hobbit?
Elementary.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:46 AM   #8475
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Women go up for nz/Aus accents. They sound adorable.
Clearly didn't hear bogan or luke
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