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Old 09-17-2015, 05:05 PM   #7776
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Hey I've been doing my part to get along. I'm still paying back some karma for my treatment of Ms Blueberry I guess.
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Old 09-17-2015, 05:07 PM   #7777
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Anyway I'm almost at work and I hope ya'll enjoy the football

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Old 09-17-2015, 05:54 PM   #7778
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Ms blueberry was a nice lady, did you scare her off?
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Old 09-17-2015, 05:59 PM   #7779
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I'm sitting through a second orientation at my kid's school. Both of them have been 3 hours long. And don't think I've learned anything. This is not helping my suicidal tendencies...
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Old 09-17-2015, 06:00 PM   #7780
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and everryone here is nice. The old school crew was way mean and elitist.
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Old 09-17-2015, 06:13 PM   #7781
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Jmitch, your problem isn't that you're nice. It is that you are not confident, and not ambitious.
thanks!
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Old 09-17-2015, 06:14 PM   #7782
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Hey I've been doing my part to get along. I'm still paying back some karma for my treatment of Ms Blueberry I guess.
nicest guy you'd ever meet...and def no thanks.
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Old 09-17-2015, 06:15 PM   #7783
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I didn't know you 2 kids? Ages? Girl/Boy? How do you justify your fridge in light of this new information?

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Old 09-17-2015, 06:24 PM   #7784
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thanks!
Meh, we'be been down this road before. You already know that I think you spend too much time listening to the advice of girls who friend-zoned you. They're awful and they're doing you, and all your great qualities a HUGE diservice.

Next time you post something about a date gone wrong, or being friend zoned on FB, De-friend any girl who posts "awww", "a sympathetic emoticon", or tries to fluff your ego, but has never let you put lil Jmitch in or around her mouth.

They're just so ****ing evil and gross.
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Old 09-17-2015, 07:26 PM   #7785
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Ms blueberry was a nice lady, did you scare her off?
I apologized for my behavior and she accepted my apology so no. She went the way of The Others when omg.org was created.

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and everryone here is nice. The old school crew was way mean and elitist.
It had its moments but definitely elitist is the way it was.

And pls don't kys your posts are much

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Meh, we'be been down this road before..
This. We keep hearing the same thing. You're tired. You're lonely. No one can make the changes you need to get out of this vicious cycle but yourself.
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Old 09-17-2015, 07:30 PM   #7786
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WHAT BEHAVIOUR?
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Old 09-17-2015, 07:33 PM   #7787
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The stadium just south of me is home of the Broncos next road win, or we see Alex Smith become a hall of famer
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Old 09-17-2015, 07:38 PM   #7788
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Also, I've met Blue irl. At the Canadian meat up. Sickest of sick bargs.

I'm gonna bump that thread.

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Old 09-17-2015, 08:13 PM   #7789
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I miss emme
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Old 09-17-2015, 08:39 PM   #7790
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WHAT BEHAVIOUR?
I posted something really mean and nasty and promptly forgot about it. We bickered for a couple of years and I thought she was just an *******. Finally she reminded me of the post I had made a couple of years before and I apologized. My original post was really bad, I must have had the worst day ever. Couldn't believe what I had said :/ Let us say no more about it
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:15 PM   #7791
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I only ever dated guys who treated me like a princess. GW rubs my back until I fall asleep every night.

Psychic predictions:

Jmitch, your problem isn't that you're nice. It is that you are not confident, and not ambitious.

Fuluck. Your problem isn't that you're nice. It is that you don't make women feel safe and unconditionally adored once you've got'em on the hook.
Yeah, because I don't put pussy on a pedestal. Placating is a great way to make a woman's vagina dry up.

I never listen to a woman's words because her actions speak so much louder.
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:19 PM   #7792
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I don't think fuluck is nice. That could be his problem
Your problem is your waist line.
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:32 PM   #7793
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

There once was a man named Jackitos
Well, ****... The only thing that rhymes with that is fritos
And doritos
And burritos
And Cheetos
I see a trend here.

#limericksarehard
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:48 PM   #7794
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JustJ your problem is you are a braves fan.
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Old 09-17-2015, 11:29 PM   #7795
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His problem is those damn kids keep walking across his lawn.

I have a problem, I sat Peyton this week and chose to take mariota. Probably worst FFB move of all time
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Old 09-18-2015, 12:27 AM   #7796
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JustJ your problem is you are a braves fan.
Its only a problem after the all star break!




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His problem is those damn kids keep walking across his lawn.
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Old 09-18-2015, 02:07 AM   #7797
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and everryone here is nice. The old school crew was way mean and elitist.
It's a little too nice iyam.
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Old 09-18-2015, 02:57 AM   #7798
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Jmitch, your problem isn't that you're nice. It is that you are not confident, and not ambitious.
also, not being male offensive here, but you really know very very little about me.
i have had some wonderful women in my life and for one reason or another (likely me) they have all cheated on me. i gave up on that years ago. i haven't been in a relationship for about 10 yrs and haven't had any kind of physical contact (beyond hugs) for about 3 yrs. i gave up.
however, sometimes situations arise that bring about a feeling of hope. unfortunately, i am learning that those are bull****. not putting anything on a pedestal or placating the women around me (the last one knew i had a hard time letting people in), but sometimes those situations are frustrating and i like to vent to the people i know here. i post a ton less due to the fact that a lot of the people have become a lot less supportive and a lot more demeaning, and i don't want to deal with others supporting what i already know. that is the fact that i am done.
you try to give me, unwarranted, advice, but i am good. i might get frustrated with some ****, but who doesn't.
the one piece of advice i can give is that it isn't smart to scold a suicidally depressed person. telling a person like that what they aren't is like a total confirmation to what they are feeling. since you are very confident, you might not have known that unless you read it somewhere. i live it.
it is kind of like saying it is ok to jump. not saying this is in the works soon, but it is in the plan. when i feel totally irrelevant, i am done. not being a burden on others. not a cry for help or anything. just fact. i have an end of life plan.
more ambitious that you thought, huh?
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Old 09-18-2015, 03:21 AM   #7799
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maybe talking to an anti depression specialist person helps
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Old 09-18-2015, 03:26 AM   #7800
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maybe talking to an anti depression specialist person helps
no. he will prescribe drugs that i don't want to take. it would be a mess. not a bad idea tho.
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