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Old 09-14-2015, 03:36 AM   #7576
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went out tonight. got invited by a girl a work that is a bit flirty, so decided to go. she shows up with a guy she is 'talking to'. friend zone ninja.
Hos gunna ho man. Fook her bestie just to be safe.


This uni tav is making me think i should go to uni. Also uni chicks
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Old 09-14-2015, 06:01 AM   #7577
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I thought you were in university?
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Old 09-14-2015, 06:03 AM   #7578
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For space nerds...I'm excited this week about the idea of observable multiverse collisions.
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Old 09-14-2015, 06:33 AM   #7579
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I really am a nice human being
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Old 09-14-2015, 06:48 AM   #7580
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Not me. My instincts are usually evil. It's a HUGE chore to be good.
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Old 09-14-2015, 07:18 AM   #7581
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I really am a nice human being
you're better than kirsty! she still hasn't shown me her tds!
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Old 09-14-2015, 07:35 AM   #7582
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As I said before, the internet and I just friends. I will never be getting any kind of naked for it.
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Old 09-14-2015, 08:08 AM   #7583
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For space nerds...I'm excited this week about the idea of observable multiverse collisions.
Thanks, Loki?
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Old 09-14-2015, 08:11 AM   #7584
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Today is Monday
F Monday
GG, cowboys, you wanted it more


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Old 09-14-2015, 08:12 AM   #7585
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I really am a nice human being
Sounds like something a serial killer would say.
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Old 09-14-2015, 08:16 AM   #7586
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I killed omg because the following are NOWHERE to be found: allthecookays, thebrickay, fredday, razzledazzle, my butt
Im still around, assuming I'm razzledazzle...
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Old 09-14-2015, 08:43 AM   #7587
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As I said before, the internet and I just friends. I will never be getting any kind of naked for it.
this makes me disappoint.

defo need to find a girl into nfl so we can do sexy bets.
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Old 09-14-2015, 08:45 AM   #7588
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so i'm going to vent about my dad for a second.

he keeps ****ing smoking inside the inconsiderate basted. so now I'm cocking on smoke and he has a jacket on and the heater because he is always cold.

FFS what is with these heater nazis! ****! i can't even gunna get chocked out right now!


in before i die of lung cancer!


and don't ****ing tell me to tell him to smoke outside i have!
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Old 09-14-2015, 08:52 AM   #7589
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went out tonight. got invited by a girl a work that is a bit flirty, so decided to go. she shows up with a guy she is 'talking to'. friend zone ninja.
credit for not murdering everything inside a 50 yard radius.
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Old 09-14-2015, 08:54 AM   #7590
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and lol at
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Old 09-14-2015, 08:55 AM   #7591
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and lol at
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Old 09-14-2015, 09:12 AM   #7592
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I like September, it's like full professional working month, but I do nothing. I just sit in the office mostly playing room basketball and I'm off to mini vacation "summer2" on Thursday. I still think I'm a nice person, I won't even say "**** you Monday" this week.
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Old 09-14-2015, 09:15 AM   #7593
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I just ate duck breasts with beetroot and asparagus. I become emotional after weekend- thinking a lot of health and life in general. Will be drinking vodkas till Thursday again.
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Old 09-14-2015, 09:17 AM   #7594
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Sounds like something a serial killer would say.
I'm definitely not a serial killer, I don't like a smell of dead human meat, plus cold cheeks are weird to touch.
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Old 09-14-2015, 09:17 AM   #7595
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lol
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Old 09-14-2015, 09:18 AM   #7596
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Liver needs work too
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Old 09-14-2015, 09:20 AM   #7597
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I'd like to travel through space, being away from people I often see makes me feel free. Does that make sense?
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Old 09-14-2015, 09:20 AM   #7598
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Too many questions for today, Monday is weird, **** you Monday.
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Old 09-14-2015, 09:24 AM   #7599
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I'm also on vacation, next week in fact. I have a lot of work to do before then.
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Old 09-14-2015, 09:25 AM   #7600
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so i'm going to vent about my dad for a second.

he keeps ****ing smoking inside the inconsiderate basted. so now I'm cocking on smoke and he has a jacket on and the heater because he is always cold.

FFS what is with these heater nazis! ****! i can't even gunna get chocked out right now!


in before i die of lung cancer!


and don't ****ing tell me to tell him to smoke outside i have!
So.. You're going to tell your dad what to do in his own house that he paid/is paying for, while you have no job and presumably don't pay rent? The guy that has cared for you, your entire life. You're such a ****ing idiot.

Ungrateful Aussie ****

Seriously though, going back on ignore
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