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Jay, could you perform a charitable work and include a reminder in your next Saturday bump that I should NOT eat GW'S weekend breakfast.

Too much grease.

09-12-2015 , 12:43 PM

#7503

Da33le

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Breaking Bad update. Up to season 4 episode 8. I've heard tell that seaon 4 is the best season, and so far it's fairly good. The show as a whole isn't exactly amazing tho, imo.

09-12-2015 , 12:44 PM

#7504

Da33le

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I do think I'd make for a pretty good drug dealer.

09-12-2015 , 01:11 PM

#7505

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Is it because when someone is handicapped, people don't think less of them when they say stupid ****?

edit: just put me on ignore jack. save yourself the trouble.

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 09-12-2015 at 01:15 PM. Reason: don't make this like a Paul thing, I'd shoot that wigga if i ever see him again!

09-12-2015 , 01:12 PM

#7506

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I do think I'd make for a pretty good drug dealer.

i'd buy weed from you man.

09-12-2015 , 01:14 PM

#7507

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Sometimes I envy you, Luke.

that i have bitches texting me and i don't know if it's going to be a waste of time light last time was.

a i can say is lilly wood has fooked it up for the rest of the girls i tell you.

once you get ****ed over by a club rat. it's the end man.

09-12-2015 , 01:38 PM

#7508

Kristy

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GW is being productive. It is kinda cramping my style.

09-12-2015 , 01:49 PM

#7509

Da33le

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Girls used to text me. Then it was just one girl. Now no girls text me.

09-12-2015 , 01:53 PM

#7510

Kristy

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Text/phone conversations almost always make me want to vomit.
Get out as quickly as possible, imo.

09-12-2015 , 02:00 PM

#7511

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,355

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You can gain between 0.59-0.98 inches by using a traction device for a few hours a day over a few months.

Per the Mayo clinic:

Quote:

****************** products

Most advertised ****************** methods are ineffective, and some can cause permanent damage to your penis. Here are some of the most widely promoted products and techniques:

Pills and lotions. These usually contain vitamins, minerals, herbs or hormones that manufacturers claim enlarge the penis. None of these products has been proved to work, and some may be harmful.

Vacuum pumps. Because pumps draw blood into the penis, making it swell, they're sometimes used to treat erectile dysfunction. A vacuum pump can make a penis look larger temporarily. But using one too often or too long can damage elastic tissue in the penis, leading to less firm erections.

Exercises. Sometimes called jelqing, these exercises use a hand-over-hand motion to push blood from the base to the head of your penis. Although this technique appears safer than other methods, there's no scientific proof it works, and it can lead to scar formation, pain and disfigurement.

Stretching. Stretching involves attaching a stretcher or extender device to the penis to exert traction. A few small studies have reported length increases of half an inch to almost an inch (about 1 to 2 centimeters) with these devices. However, the studies are not high quality. More rigorous research is needed to establish safety and effectiveness.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-li...s/art-20045363

Last edited by King_of_NYC; 09-12-2015 at 02:02 PM. Reason: mayo is gayo amirrite

09-12-2015 , 02:23 PM

#7512

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I do think I'd make for a pretty good drug dealer.

You could handle the mechanics of drug dealing, but the customer interaction piece seems like an area you might need to bolster.

09-12-2015 , 02:24 PM

#7513

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Jay, could you perform a charitable work and include a reminder in your next Saturday bump that I should NOT eat GW'S weekend breakfast.

Too much grease.

You ate the man's breakfast?
Diabolical

09-12-2015 , 02:33 PM

#7514

Da33le

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

You could handle the mechanics of drug dealing, but the customer interaction piece seems like an area you might need to bolster.

I'd be the higher level guy who is all connected up and **** and sells in bulk to the lower rank dudes. None of that dealing with customers crap.

09-12-2015 , 02:36 PM

#7515

Da33le

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This one girl in particular used to text me all the time. Man she was attractive. I still think about her

09-12-2015 , 02:39 PM

#7516

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'd be the higher level guy who is all connected up and **** and sells in bulk to the lower rank dudes. None of that dealing with customers crap.

Solid plan.
Would you run a chain of chicken restaurants?

09-12-2015 , 02:40 PM

#7517

King_of_NYC

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how long since u touched a boob Dazz?

09-12-2015 , 02:41 PM

#7518

King_of_NYC

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Solid plan.
Would you run a chain of chicken restaurants?

Chick-a-fil coming to NYC

09-12-2015 , 02:56 PM

#7519

Da33le

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Solid plan.
Would you run a chain of chicken restaurants?

Nah, this is the Isle of Man bro, there would be no need. I'd have all two police officers on the take.

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

how long since u touched a boob Dazz?

That's a good question. I haven't had any friends or social life for like 8 years, so at least that long.

09-12-2015 , 02:57 PM

#7520

Da33le

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Actually, I did get drunk and fall on to my friends neighbour a few years back, and apparently I touched her boob. I don't remember it, but imo it counts.

09-12-2015 , 03:03 PM

#7521

King_of_NYC

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

That's a good question. I haven't had any friends or social life for like 8 years, so at least that long.

something something stop putting pussy on a pedestal maybe?

09-12-2015 , 03:04 PM

#7522

King_of_NYC

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secs is overrated tho

09-12-2015 , 03:08 PM

#7523

Da33le

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I don't think you fully understand. It's not that I put the "pussy on a pedastal" I don't interact with any pussy, or any people in general really.

09-12-2015 , 03:36 PM

#7524

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

secs is overrated tho

-1

Unrelated to that post what kind of restaurant is Chick-a-fil, and don't they hate homosexual OS?
Also unrelated to that post. Jelquing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I don't think you fully understand. It's not that I put the "pussy on a pedastal" I don't interact with any pussy, or any people in general really.

Why? You're great.

09-12-2015 , 03:50 PM

#7525

Da33le

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I have a lot of cool emotional problems.

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