****ing corporate greed heads!

Today is Saturday
I need a haircut
maybe one last shave before my birthday

Bump

Hi, da33le!

Tops & tails? Gotta keep downtown groomed. The ladies love it.

Srs question. Do guys get Boners while they're grooming down there?

Im afraid to Google this.

I actually considered waking GW to ask this.

No. If anything, the opposite. It's frightening to think that one quick slip of the scissors and you're a eunuch. Kinda hard to get hard with that in mind.

Maybe it would be helpful to explain why I'm wondering..

If you don't then how is rape of a male possible?
If you do, the my picture in the mspaint 4lifer thread is further evidence of my psychic powers

So then, how is male rape a real thing?

I just realized that I know less about penises than I do about planetary and moon atmospheres in our solar system

Hold on to your hats, kids. Omg is about to get educational.

OK, serious answer: Male rape (I'm assuming you mean a woman forcing herself on a man) occurs because despite the mental rejection the man has, our nether regions work on a subconscience level. We get aroused even if the touching is unwanted.

Try giving GW a Southern Handshake (radio term) next time he's dead asleep. One part of him will wake up even if he doesn't.

In fact, psychologists have a test to determine if impotence is medical or psychological. The average male can/will have several erections while asleep. If it's medical a man won't have any while dozing.

Heading back round to the sleep/male rape connection: The penis can stand at attention without the direct need for wanted sexual stimulation. Unwanted touching or even being dead asleep doesn't equate to a penis not being able to get hard.

Not sure how I feel padding my OMG post count by discussing penises.

and I'm done. Got someone else to cover the 2 hours, so I'll be leaving on time--which is now! BOOM!!!

Thanks AL!

Things I've learned.
1 tsp of semen has about 36 calories
The average erect peen is 4-6.5"
The largest one ever medically measured was 13.5"
Guys with bigger testicles are more likely to cheat
Even though there's no bone, you can actually break your penis
You can gain between 0.59-0.98 inches by using a traction device for a few hours a day over a few months.
Circumcision became envogue when Louis the xvi had to have it done due to too tight foreskin

Also, one of my neighbourhood birds flew in to the garage through the man door while I was researching this and serenaded me...I assume this is a divine sign that I am doing the Lord's work.

At least you have the excuse of not having a penis.

I'm slowly getting ready for my little "holiday" I got some ££ changed to $$ and I just spend even more money on clothes to wear.

Penis padding is a thing now?
AL is such an innovator.

You kids and your fad diets

Source?

no u, obv.

there's a lot of variance here, depending on the kind of bird.
Neighborhood bird suggests it wasn't a parrot or a pelican.
Generic bird suggests an important message is on its way.
Robin would be related to healing.
Magpie is representative of the devil.
Overall, birds are harbingers of death.

Pelicans are regarded as birds that symbolise self-sacrifice and the love of a parent for their children. This made me tear up a little.

is he getting sexually assaulted for science or because kristy has just crawled out of her rock and has just seen her first peen?

omg is not some sex forum!

my firends wife jerked him too hard and she broke his peen. true story

there is one pelican and his name is poker!

also. the girl i used to **** for a bit messaged me out of the blue and told me to go to the club. not sure why, but she siad her bf doesn't like her talking to guy and now she is talking to me... told her i was gunna **** her and all she seemed cool with it.

gunna wait till like 2 am and go get her for the sexy times.

Sometimes I envy you, Luke.