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Old 09-11-2015, 08:00 PM   #7451
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Old 09-11-2015, 08:00 PM   #7452
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You can definitely swear at young kids
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Old 09-11-2015, 08:01 PM   #7453
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Peli, there's a show on Netflix called the 72 deadliest animals of Australia. I am afraid if I watch it I will never be able to fap to you again. Can you move to like, idk, Brazil OS please? There's not a lot on.
They may be deadly but they're no match for a killer pelican. While you are pointing out the stars and droning on in intelligent women speak, I will dumbly nod and keep an eye out for any soft, cuddly quokkas who may attempt to blind you with their dangerous cuteness.
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Old 09-11-2015, 08:01 PM   #7454
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Seriously, u guise....take a second and imagine ME dealing with teenage drama...
I think it would be way better than me dealing with it.
#voteforkristyintheclassroom
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Old 09-11-2015, 08:02 PM   #7455
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And on that note, I better clean the toilet. We are having visitors and I ate curry last night.
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Old 09-11-2015, 08:03 PM   #7456
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cuddly quokkas.
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Old 09-11-2015, 08:10 PM   #7457
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I think it would be way better than me dealing with it.
#voteforkristyintheclassroom
This was my only interaction with a teenager today. I think it says a lot.



Fwiw, I will actually be seeing her in 9 days. I thought it was Monday.


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And on that note, I better clean the toilet. We are having visitors and I ate curry last night.
I can now watch that program guilt free.


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This. Quokka selfie ftw.
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Old 09-11-2015, 08:28 PM   #7458
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Except Jackitos and Made, obv. They're delightful.
I'm super delightful.

Mom, Daisy, and myself went to this pizza place that Daisy loves for her birthday dinner tonight. Good stuff.

Now, we're at this pretty nice bowling alley place having a drink. At 9, most of the kids are gone, and it's super cool here. First time here, and I like it.
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Old 09-11-2015, 08:58 PM   #7459
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Glad to see this place has picked up a little.
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Old 09-11-2015, 09:13 PM   #7460
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It goes in here.

May hod have mercy on your soul....

Errr. I mean.

May got take your life with the quickest way possible so your ears font bleed.you to death
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Old 09-11-2015, 09:14 PM   #7461
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Peli, there's a show on Netflix called the 72 deadliest animals of Australia. I am afraid if I watch it I will never be able to fap to you again. Can you move to like, idk, Brazil OS please? There's not a lot on.
Watch out for them drop bears i jnew a guy who got mauled buy one out bush... not good
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Old 09-11-2015, 09:18 PM   #7462
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They may be deadly but they're no match for a killer pelican. While you are pointing out the stars and droning on in intelligent women speak, I will dumbly nod and keep an eye out for any soft, cuddly quokkas who may attempt to blind you with their dangerous cuteness.
Do you get them over there? We only get them on an island just outside perth. Rotnest. They are u er protected here
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Old 09-11-2015, 11:16 PM   #7463
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Bosox killed omg!
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Old 09-12-2015, 12:28 AM   #7464
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those braves tho
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Old 09-12-2015, 12:30 AM   #7465
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This was my only interaction with a teenager today. I think it says a lot.

could not tell who was who fwiw
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Old 09-12-2015, 01:31 AM   #7466
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those braves tho
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Old 09-12-2015, 03:58 AM   #7467
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Freeeeeeeoooooooooo!
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Old 09-12-2015, 04:02 AM   #7468
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Old 09-12-2015, 05:23 AM   #7469
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Old 09-12-2015, 05:57 AM   #7470
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whores runnin' around doin' their little behind-shake for the men folk
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Old 09-12-2015, 06:17 AM   #7471
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whores runnin' around doin' their little behind-shake for the men folk
you talking about the jail bait?
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Old 09-12-2015, 06:19 AM   #7472
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Hello Luke. What was that Skype convo you added me to...?
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Old 09-12-2015, 06:19 AM   #7473
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you talking about the jail bait?
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could not tell who was who fwiw
Exactly.
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Old 09-12-2015, 08:27 AM   #7475
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Found out VIA GROUP EMAIL I'm expected to work 2 extra hours today. No heads-up, no 'Hey gonna need you to stick around', simply "Here is the schedule, later!"

Joyous.
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