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09-10-2015, 08:14 AM
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#7351
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Join Date: Jun 2014
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
**** you Thursday, you worth zero, you are just a bridge to Friday
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09-10-2015, 08:16 AM
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#7352
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
Posts: 7,999
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
And the soup bowl appears to have been stolen
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They will be placed, full and scalding hot, just before we sit.
Because how else do you get through a family dinner with these people unless you know there is a real chance of someone obtaining a third degree burn?
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Originally Posted by jmitchell42
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This is exactly what I needed. JMitch, you are a magnificent bastard. 
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
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I fyp.
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09-10-2015, 08:31 AM
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#7353
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
Posts: 7,999
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
When that layout was instituted, cell phones didn't exist.
But phones at the table is on par with farting when you're eating...sometimes it can't be helped, but it should be avoided.
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I think you're wrong. Phones at the table, on silent, should be expected. Obviously checking your Facebook or texting is not ok, but they're a mandatory fact checking accessory for lively debate.
Actually, once I typed that I realized that is probably just my family. We ruthlessly discuss things. A winner is always crowned. Every social issue. Every interpersonal conflict with work. On laid back nights my parents tell union stories. My Mom is a rep now, and my father was before he retired. His violent 80's strike stories are damn-near a Christmas tradition.
I miss them.
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09-10-2015, 08:51 AM
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#7354
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Every social issue. Every interpersonal conflict with work. On laid back nights my parents tell union stories. My Mom is a rep now, and my father was before he retired. His violent 80's strike stories are damn-near a Christmas tradition.
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09-10-2015, 10:22 AM
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#7355
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veteran
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: whole lot ball game Left!
Posts: 3,260
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I is drunk where are you **** zippers!
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09-10-2015, 12:16 PM
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#7356
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I'm googling erect nipples. Did you know that seals have retractable ones, and male rats don't have any at all?
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09-10-2015, 12:44 PM
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#7357
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Retractable?
No ****?
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09-10-2015, 02:03 PM
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#7358
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
My nipple sources say yes.
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09-10-2015, 04:42 PM
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#7359
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World's Best Dad
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 21,378
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Show me your TDs
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09-10-2015, 06:44 PM
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#7360
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
No U!
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09-10-2015, 06:45 PM
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#7361
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I wish I had a source for nipples
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09-10-2015, 06:57 PM
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#7362
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
J, why don't you Fantasy Football?
Not thinking it'll solve your nipple problem...just askin'
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09-10-2015, 07:11 PM
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#7363
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Daisyesque
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Dallas, TX
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
hai guise!
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09-10-2015, 07:13 PM
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#7364
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Oh hai!
Pics of birthday suit?
Also, pics of Jackitos' present to you?
Lastly, pics of the alcohol you are imbibing
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09-10-2015, 08:17 PM
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#7365
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World's Best Dad
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 21,378
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Hello Made (wave)
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09-10-2015, 08:32 PM
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#7366
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World's Best Dad
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 21,378
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
lol the whole pats organization have no shame
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09-10-2015, 09:16 PM
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#7367
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
lol the whole pats organization have no shame
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The headset thing is ****ing hilarious!
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09-10-2015, 09:18 PM
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#7368
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by Kristy
J, why don't you Fantasy Football?
Not thinking it'll solve your nipple problem...just askin'
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I'd pick a bunch of falcons players and get tsunami crushed...
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09-10-2015, 10:17 PM
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veteran
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: whole lot ball game Left!
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Jay stop being gay and just play ff! Everytime i mesaage you i think you play and you dont!
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09-10-2015, 10:34 PM
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#7370
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World's Best Dad
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 21,378
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
The headset thing is ****ing hilarious!
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Goodell gonna hand out four week bans
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09-10-2015, 11:14 PM
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#7371
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Patrollin for hotties with Provenza
Posts: 17,534
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Oh hai!
Pics of birthday suit?
Also, pics of Jackitos' present to you?
Lastly, pics of the alcohol you are imbibing
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Dick in a box
I'll post pic of what I got her tomorrow or this weekend
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09-11-2015, 02:31 AM
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#7372
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
Posts: 7,999
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Goddammit, why can't I sleep?
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09-11-2015, 02:34 AM
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#7373
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Patrollin for hotties with Provenza
Posts: 17,534
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I have a tear in my esophagus. That's why I can't sleep. Missed 2.5 days of work.. Have a feeling today will be a 3rd.
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09-11-2015, 02:37 AM
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#7374
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Watching Horsepron
Posts: 7,999
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
How on earth did that happen?
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09-11-2015, 02:42 AM
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#7375
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Patrollin for hotties with Provenza
Posts: 17,534
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Life, I guess. Lots of fun stuff happen when you have this.
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