omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) - Page 295

They will be placed, full and scalding hot, just before we sit.
Because how else do you get through a family dinner with these people unless you know there is a real chance of someone obtaining a third degree burn?

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Originally Posted by jmitchell42

This is exactly what I needed. JMitch, you are a magnificent bastard.

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

9ers losing to Vikings on MNF

I fyp.

09-10-2015 , 08:31 AM

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Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

When that layout was instituted, cell phones didn't exist.
But phones at the table is on par with farting when you're eating...sometimes it can't be helped, but it should be avoided.

I think you're wrong. Phones at the table, on silent, should be expected. Obviously checking your Facebook or texting is not ok, but they're a mandatory fact checking accessory for lively debate.

Actually, once I typed that I realized that is probably just my family. We ruthlessly discuss things. A winner is always crowned. Every social issue. Every interpersonal conflict with work. On laid back nights my parents tell union stories. My Mom is a rep now, and my father was before he retired. His violent 80's strike stories are damn-near a Christmas tradition.

I miss them.

09-10-2015 , 08:51 AM

#7354

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Every social issue. Every interpersonal conflict with work. On laid back nights my parents tell union stories. My Mom is a rep now, and my father was before he retired. His violent 80's strike stories are damn-near a Christmas tradition.

09-10-2015 , 10:22 AM

#7355

LuckyLuke01

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I is drunk where are you **** zippers!

09-10-2015 , 12:16 PM

#7356

Kristy

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I'm googling erect nipples. Did you know that seals have retractable ones, and male rats don't have any at all?

09-10-2015 , 12:44 PM

#7357

JustJ46671

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Retractable?
No ****?

09-10-2015 , 02:03 PM

#7358

Kristy

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My nipple sources say yes.

09-10-2015 , 04:42 PM

#7359

pelicanpoker

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Show me your TDs

09-10-2015 , 06:44 PM

#7360

Kristy

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No U!

09-10-2015 , 06:45 PM

#7361

JustJ46671

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I wish I had a source for nipples

09-10-2015 , 06:57 PM

#7362

Kristy

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J, why don't you Fantasy Football?
Not thinking it'll solve your nipple problem...just askin'

09-10-2015 , 07:11 PM

#7363

MadeLiefje

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hai guise!

09-10-2015 , 07:13 PM

#7364

Kristy

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Oh hai!
Pics of birthday suit?

Also, pics of Jackitos' present to you?

Lastly, pics of the alcohol you are imbibing

09-10-2015 , 08:17 PM

#7365

pelicanpoker

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Hello Made (wave)

09-10-2015 , 08:32 PM

#7366

pelicanpoker

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lol the whole pats organization have no shame

09-10-2015 , 09:16 PM

#7367

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

lol the whole pats organization have no shame

The headset thing is ****ing hilarious!

09-10-2015 , 09:18 PM

#7368

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

J, why don't you Fantasy Football?
Not thinking it'll solve your nipple problem...just askin'

I'd pick a bunch of falcons players and get tsunami crushed...

09-10-2015 , 10:17 PM

#7369

LuckyLuke01

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Jay stop being gay and just play ff! Everytime i mesaage you i think you play and you dont!

09-10-2015 , 10:34 PM

#7370

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

The headset thing is ****ing hilarious!

Goodell gonna hand out four week bans

09-10-2015 , 11:14 PM

#7371

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Oh hai!
Pics of birthday suit?

Also, pics of Jackitos' present to you?

Lastly, pics of the alcohol you are imbibing

Dick in a box
I'll post pic of what I got her tomorrow or this weekend

09-11-2015 , 02:31 AM

#7372

Kristy

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Goddammit, why can't I sleep?

09-11-2015 , 02:34 AM

#7373

Jackitos

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I have a tear in my esophagus. That's why I can't sleep. Missed 2.5 days of work.. Have a feeling today will be a 3rd.

09-11-2015 , 02:37 AM

#7374

Kristy

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How on earth did that happen?

09-11-2015 , 02:42 AM

#7375

Jackitos

srs biz

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Life, I guess. Lots of fun stuff happen when you have this.

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