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Old 09-10-2015, 08:14 AM   #7351
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**** you Thursday, you worth zero, you are just a bridge to Friday
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Old 09-10-2015, 08:16 AM   #7352
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And the soup bowl appears to have been stolen
They will be placed, full and scalding hot, just before we sit.
Because how else do you get through a family dinner with these people unless you know there is a real chance of someone obtaining a third degree burn?


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Old 09-10-2015, 08:31 AM   #7353
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When that layout was instituted, cell phones didn't exist.
But phones at the table is on par with farting when you're eating...sometimes it can't be helped, but it should be avoided.
I think you're wrong. Phones at the table, on silent, should be expected. Obviously checking your Facebook or texting is not ok, but they're a mandatory fact checking accessory for lively debate.

Actually, once I typed that I realized that is probably just my family. We ruthlessly discuss things. A winner is always crowned. Every social issue. Every interpersonal conflict with work. On laid back nights my parents tell union stories. My Mom is a rep now, and my father was before he retired. His violent 80's strike stories are damn-near a Christmas tradition.

I miss them.
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Old 09-10-2015, 08:51 AM   #7354
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Every social issue. Every interpersonal conflict with work. On laid back nights my parents tell union stories. My Mom is a rep now, and my father was before he retired. His violent 80's strike stories are damn-near a Christmas tradition.
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Old 09-10-2015, 10:22 AM   #7355
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I is drunk where are you **** zippers!
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Old 09-10-2015, 12:16 PM   #7356
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I'm googling erect nipples. Did you know that seals have retractable ones, and male rats don't have any at all?
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Old 09-10-2015, 12:44 PM   #7357
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Retractable?
No ****?
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Old 09-10-2015, 02:03 PM   #7358
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My nipple sources say yes.
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Old 09-10-2015, 04:42 PM   #7359
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Show me your TDs
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Old 09-10-2015, 06:44 PM   #7360
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No U!
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Old 09-10-2015, 06:45 PM   #7361
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I wish I had a source for nipples
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Old 09-10-2015, 06:57 PM   #7362
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J, why don't you Fantasy Football?
Not thinking it'll solve your nipple problem...just askin'
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Old 09-10-2015, 07:11 PM   #7363
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hai guise!
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Old 09-10-2015, 07:13 PM   #7364
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Oh hai!
Pics of birthday suit?

Also, pics of Jackitos' present to you?

Lastly, pics of the alcohol you are imbibing
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Old 09-10-2015, 08:17 PM   #7365
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Hello Made (wave)
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Old 09-10-2015, 08:32 PM   #7366
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lol the whole pats organization have no shame
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Old 09-10-2015, 09:16 PM   #7367
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lol the whole pats organization have no shame
The headset thing is ****ing hilarious!
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Old 09-10-2015, 09:18 PM   #7368
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J, why don't you Fantasy Football?
Not thinking it'll solve your nipple problem...just askin'
I'd pick a bunch of falcons players and get tsunami crushed...
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Old 09-10-2015, 10:17 PM   #7369
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Jay stop being gay and just play ff! Everytime i mesaage you i think you play and you dont!
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Old 09-10-2015, 10:34 PM   #7370
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The headset thing is ****ing hilarious!
Goodell gonna hand out four week bans
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Old 09-10-2015, 11:14 PM   #7371
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Oh hai!
Pics of birthday suit?

Also, pics of Jackitos' present to you?

Lastly, pics of the alcohol you are imbibing
Dick in a box
I'll post pic of what I got her tomorrow or this weekend
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Old 09-11-2015, 02:31 AM   #7372
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Goddammit, why can't I sleep?
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Old 09-11-2015, 02:34 AM   #7373
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I have a tear in my esophagus. That's why I can't sleep. Missed 2.5 days of work.. Have a feeling today will be a 3rd.
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Old 09-11-2015, 02:37 AM   #7374
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How on earth did that happen?
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Old 09-11-2015, 02:42 AM   #7375
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Life, I guess. Lots of fun stuff happen when you have this.
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