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09-09-2015 , 04:55 AM

#7326

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

**** work this morning. I'll watch an episode or two of breaking bad instead. Just starting season 3

09-09-2015 , 06:34 AM

#7327

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Dude....y bro came over and i tired his stufff..

Baked as ****! Got ot get my dad at 7:30 fark!

09-09-2015 , 07:01 AM

#7328

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

fark

09-09-2015 , 07:21 AM

#7329

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

fark

09-09-2015 , 07:32 AM

#7330

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Wednesday
Emanations from the hump
Equal pull from the weekend past and the one ahead
Gonna slingshot us to Monday, imo.

Bump

09-09-2015 , 07:34 AM

#7331

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Thats racitist!

Spammer!

09-09-2015 , 08:33 AM

#7332

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

painful

09-09-2015 , 10:23 AM

#7333

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

I also have a problem, chicken and a biskit keep finding their way to my mouth!

YOU BASTARD! YOU LET ME BLAME THE BABY FOR THE ONES I FOUND MAKING THE BED THIS MORNING.

I'm buying her a new tricycle to say, "sorry for forgetting you're a perfect princess" and I'm letting her eat the rest of the crackers for snack this afternoon.

09-09-2015 , 10:45 AM

#7334

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

You're only hurting her more...

Survived corporate team building, they took us to breakout KC, was mildly entertaining. Also beer.

09-09-2015 , 11:31 AM

#7335

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Survived corporate team building, they took us to breakout KC, was mildly entertaining. Also beer.

I'm picturing you doing the "trust fall" into the waiting arms of the seven dwarves.

09-09-2015 , 02:18 PM

#7336

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

WRong thread

Last edited by FranFran; 09-09-2015 at 02:27 PM. Reason: Wrong wrong, sticking cock into vegetables is wrong

09-09-2015 , 06:49 PM

#7337

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

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09-09-2015 , 07:56 PM

#7338

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,351

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

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09-09-2015 , 08:46 PM

#7339

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

My family has been sharing this with the intensity of a person who actually captured an irrefutable picture of Big Foot or UFOS, for like two weeks. It is often accompanied by the caption "Note there is no correct place for your phone".

I need to mess up their lives for this...but how?

This douche baggery shall not pass.

09-09-2015 , 10:14 PM

#7340

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

This douche baggery shall not pass.

When that layout was instituted, cell phones didn't exist.
But phones at the table is on par with farting when you're eating...sometimes it can't be helped, but it should be avoided.

09-10-2015 , 12:08 AM

#7341

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,351

And the soup bowl appears to have been stolen

09-10-2015 , 12:17 AM

#7342

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

You're only hurting her more...

Survived corporate team building, they took us to breakout KC, was mildly entertaining. Also beer.

Our ceo was going to make us build bicycles for charity at a Christmas party. He got talked out of it. We ended up building them at a mid year conference instead

09-10-2015 , 01:15 AM

#7343

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

This douche baggery shall not pass.

09-10-2015 , 02:19 AM

#7344

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Aw yesssssss 5 days off! Time to football wee

09-10-2015 , 02:34 AM

#7345

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,875

it's like xmas eve

though saturday will be more like xmas eve

who u playin week one, Peli?

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09-10-2015 , 04:31 AM

#7346

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

9ers playing Vikings on MNF

Good luck to your chiefies. Brickie is probably hoping for more trophies from his beloved pats.

09-10-2015 , 06:51 AM

#7347

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Who, who, who, who, and who?

09-10-2015 , 06:58 AM

#7348

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Brickie

09-10-2015 , 07:58 AM

#7349

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

This is an abomination!

09-10-2015 , 07:59 AM

#7350

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Thursday
It's like a spacer, imo, keeping Friday an appropriate distance from the hump.

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