Furthermore, I think I might have a broken phone. Is Note 5 a thing yet, or am I getting another Note 4?

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Sorry for your loss. Rub some dirt on it?
Wifey just got a note 5.
Nice phone!

He's opening a new chapter of "Brown lives matter", iirc.

I am a HUGE fish re: electronics, so I pay for the insurance. Basically, I'm not in to doing anything other than slapping my faulty device (<--DIRTY) on some pimply-faced under-achiever's desk and telling him to deal with it.

SOOO..it will depend what sort of rate they want to charge me to upgrade, because honestly, I'm not seeing any earth-shattering upgrades on the reviews for Note 5 for my particular type of usage. Did your wife have a Note 4 first, does she find her new one to be significantly better? How?

Also, I suppose there is a chance they might fix it. It won't charge. It just holds steady at 6% on the fast charger.

Get a new charger?

No, it is the phone. Tried it on two different chargers in four different outlets in two different rooms.

Did you try it in different houses?

Yes, your Mom's house. Also no charge, but LOTS of sexual electricity.

...by that I mean wired nipple clamps and car battery.

I prefer the smell of a generator

That burning fuel smell masks a lot of unpleasant odors, but I've taken to spraying her junk with febreeze...'cause, you know, the environment.

Now her downstairs is green for TWO reasons.

Nipple clamps, are they worth it?

Im feeling better and its Friday, smells on vodka

Here I am waiting patiently for the roads to open, cars and bikes swarming around who clearly don't gaf about the art of forming a queue

Sometimes I stand in a queue even if I don't know what it's for. I also try to cut in queues because people are afraid of confrontation and, why not?

The art of what?

New battery will probably do it.
Wife had a note 2, so upgrades were noticeable, even to her.
Note 5 comes with lollipop and should be eligible for marshmallow. Better display, better processor, etc. She's going to take a Samsung class to learn how to use all the stuff (it can integrate with her tablet and our TV!!!)
The insurance isn't a bad deal, imo, if you are likely to destroy stuff.
Son keeps his phone in his pocket, so he's folded it in half a few times, punched out the rear camera, snapped off the buttons...service plan saved HIM some real $$.

I cut in front of about 8 people the other week in the "grocery store" I didn't really realise they were in the queue at first, and by the time I realised I thought **** it, in for a penny, in for a pound.

I ruin lives when I see someone try this. I'm seriously vicious. You back down, or we have a "call the police" level confrontation. It is one of the very few situations in which I completely rage.


Agreed. But I don't destroy stuff. I've never lost a phone through userfail, and almost always just replaced because the technology is so outdated. I've had a cellphone for 15 years and cracked a screen once.

What is going on in IoM that requires such advanced queuing dazzle?

Motorbike racing had the roads closed all up.

Advanced, like technologically, or advanced like AIDS?

I can imagine Kristy raging on a dude for cutting line. I have nightmares from Skype when she would get worked up about a subject.

I wish you were around a week ago when a guy in teamspeak chimed in our pretty playful conversation about "how much money would it take for you get banged by a gay dude." So we asked this guy, after like 4 of us had been talking about it with each other and given numbers. He says something like this, "I'm uncomfortable with this conversation. I'm not gay, and I will never be gay, or let a gay bang me. To me, gays are on the same level as pedophiles and molesters."

So we stopped him right there he could clarify, because who the **** says something like that?

He continues, "they can't help who they're attracted to, and don't know any better. So they're the same in my book."

It got quiet for a while, because how do you argue with someone's logic that is that tragically flawed/stupid?