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09-02-2015 , 11:41 AM

#7001

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Get a cleaning lady!
-more free time
-more jacking off materials

09-02-2015 , 11:42 AM

#7002

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

**** you WednesdaY

You're diversification is disturbing.
What used to be Mondays seems to extend to mid week (possibly beyond).

09-02-2015 , 11:43 AM

#7003

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I clean my place every weekend. I do think I should get a cleaning lady though. Give me more free time to do nothing.

Dusting and vacuuming?

09-02-2015 , 11:48 AM

#7004

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I ****ed up this bulletpoint about jacking off materials. I employed an ugly cleaning lady.

09-02-2015 , 11:50 AM

#7005

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

You're diversification is disturbing.
What used to be Mondays seems to extend to mid week (possibly beyond).

Wednesday is Mondayish piece of piss. It pretends to be in the middle while it's actually much more related to Monday than to weekends.

09-02-2015 , 11:52 AM

#7006

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I grew up with a cleaning lady. It always seemed like more work than it was worth because my parents made us clean up at night so she could get to floors, dusting, bathrooms, etc. that they didn't want to do.

09-02-2015 , 11:53 AM

#7007

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

But did you spend some significant time of your childhood thinking about her tits?

09-02-2015 , 12:00 PM

#7008

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Dusting and vacuuming?

I don't really make any mess, so yes, it is mostly that, and then bathroom and kitchen..

09-02-2015 , 12:02 PM

#7009

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

Get a cleaning lady!
-more free time
-more jacking off materials

1. That's not very nice.
2. An attractive lady would be well out of my price range.

09-02-2015 , 12:50 PM

#7010

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

But did you spend some significant time of your childhood thinking about her tits?

She was like 55-60 and on the rotund side...

...so, yes.

09-02-2015 , 02:39 PM

#7011

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

I mustered the strength to get out of bed and go to work. Instead of killing myself by autoerotic asphyxiation.

Regretting that decision

I'll be nekkid when they find me. won't be erotic tho

09-02-2015 , 02:58 PM

#7012

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

She was like 55-60 and on the rotund side...

...so, yes.

09-02-2015 , 02:58 PM

#7013

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Im ill, my head will explode

09-02-2015 , 04:09 PM

#7014

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'm never ill.

09-02-2015 , 04:12 PM

#7015

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I was never ill until I got a son 2years ago, now wheneved he gets ill he gently transfers it to me

09-02-2015 , 04:14 PM

#7016

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Where did you get him?

09-02-2015 , 04:19 PM

#7017

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

He jumped out my wives vagina

09-02-2015 , 04:21 PM

#7018

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

gross

09-02-2015 , 04:21 PM

#7019

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Yeah I couldnt believe it goes that way either

09-02-2015 , 04:23 PM

#7020

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

He jumped out my wives vagina

Tada!

09-02-2015 , 04:24 PM

#7021

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Where did you get him?

Good question!

09-02-2015 , 04:32 PM

#7022

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Somebody is really blasting the music.

09-02-2015 , 04:48 PM

#7023

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Somebody is really blasting the music.

Could be a dozen college coeds...females!!

09-02-2015 , 04:50 PM

#7024

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

It is not. One of my neighbours is a taxi driver, so he works strange shifts and has odd days off. So i guess having a party on a Wednesday night is normal to him. I can barely hear it tbh, but I feel sorry for the poor sod who lives in the flat below. He aint getting sleep tonight.

09-02-2015 , 05:16 PM

#7025

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I think I contracted SARS while in Europe or maybe mers... Either way when I die I will all my stuff to luke cause he's a packer fan and the rest of you would likely just waste it without enjoying hookers or blow.

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