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Old 08-30-2015, 04:53 PM   #6851
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I'm playing a donkament
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:02 PM   #6852
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Donkaments are fun, I just lost a softball game 0-16 in 3 innings. We batted through the order once. Now I know what it's like to be a Braves fan.

Also became SCUBA certified, half way to my goal of becoming scuba Steve.
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:09 PM   #6853
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Are you admonishing me?
No, 'cause "old dog, new tircks".

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Nobody ever sets me up for my tv show quotes. You're all terrible friends.
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW...

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no sluts in 4l, errbodies frigid.
A+, you magnificent bastard

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You haven't updated. I'm glad you lost.
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:35 PM   #6854
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Nobody ever sets me up for my tv show quotes. You're all terrible friends.
What kind of oot **** is this!
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:36 PM   #6855
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Can't say slut anymore huh?

The PC police are in full effect.
Whore, ho and ***** are aceptable alternatives
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:43 PM   #6856
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If i could get up over the drink porn and the degen games i play... maybe i could marry a slut one day.


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Old 08-30-2015, 08:45 PM   #6857
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Also i so can not be ****ed today.

I didnt get any sleep last night felt like i was going to die ( had pins and needles running threw my body)

So yeah. If i die i want pelican to draft my fantasey football team. No kap though!
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:48 PM   #6858
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You haven't updated. I'm glad you lost.
I min cashed

Oh and Kristy I recommend you read Economics In One Lesson by Henry Hazlitt. It is a short read and very enlightening.
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:03 PM   #6859
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2 questions. What time the tav open. And how do you roll up on a uni campus and ask for weed.

I though i smelt some the other day i was there... its cool to ask for a puff puff give right?
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:23 PM   #6860
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2 questions. What time the tav open. And how do you roll up on a uni campus and ask for weed.

I though i smelt some the other day i was there... its cool to ask for a puff puff give right?
Unless you live in a different world then yes stoners beget stoners
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:28 PM   #6861
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Where is wisski when you need him!
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Old 08-31-2015, 02:26 AM   #6862
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The niners are losing 5-0 to Denver?
Kaep just warming up we got this

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Peli what happe wd to lollerpool?

Getting beat by weatham at your home ground is just a discrace!
Guess who stayed up late to watch that? :/

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Old 08-31-2015, 03:59 AM   #6863
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Peli what are you doing?! You cant say sluts no more... the kristy police will get you!
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Old 08-31-2015, 04:12 AM   #6864
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Another morning of work. Apparently it's a bank holiday here. I didn't realise until I noticed there were literally no other cars on the road.
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Old 08-31-2015, 05:10 AM   #6865
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Peli what are you doing?! You cant say sluts no more... the kristy police will get you!
I want the kristy police to come get me

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Another morning of work. Apparently it's a bank holiday here. I didn't realise until I noticed the other 3 cars weren't on the road.
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Old 08-31-2015, 07:11 AM   #6866
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Donkaments are fun, I just lost a softball game 0-16 in 3 innings. We batted through the order once. Now I know what it's like to be a Braves fan.
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Old 08-31-2015, 07:15 AM   #6867
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Today is Monday
August is almost outahere
F Mondays or something

Bump
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Old 08-31-2015, 07:25 AM   #6868
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Another morning of work. Apparently it's a bank holiday here. I didn't realise until I noticed there were literally no other cars on the road.
Google says it's the "late summer bank holiday"
Seems a bit of a stretch
Next Monday is "Labor Day" here in #USA#1
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Old 08-31-2015, 07:30 AM   #6869
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I think it's the last day of the kids school holidays. Although I can't be sure because I don't go to school and I don't talk to kids.
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Old 08-31-2015, 07:34 AM   #6870
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I don't talk to kids.
Solid strat
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Old 08-31-2015, 08:01 AM   #6871
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Kanye running for president?
Gonna need more details
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Old 08-31-2015, 08:09 AM   #6872
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imma vote yes
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Old 08-31-2015, 08:45 AM   #6873
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imma vote yes
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Old 08-31-2015, 09:01 AM   #6874
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Ok, which fantasy football team do you choose for PPR League week 1:
Qb1: Eli Manning
Rb 1: J. Charles
Rb 2: A. Morris
Wr 1: O. Beckham
Wr 2: E. Sanders
Te: Julius Thomas
Flex: DeSean Jackson
Def: Patriots
Kicker: M. Bryant

OR

QB 1: Drew Brees
RB 1: M. Lynch
RB 2: LeSean McCoy
WR 1: D. Bryant
WR 2: B. Marshall
TE: G. Olsen
Flex: Alfred Blue
Def: Bills
Kicker: Hauschka
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Old 08-31-2015, 09:03 AM   #6875
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One is GW's and one is mine.
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