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Old 08-30-2015, 05:57 AM   #6826
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Peli what happe wd to lollerpool?

Getting beat by weatham at your home ground is just a discrace!


Also the whole of my left side of my body has pins and needles

So yeah... plz halp
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Old 08-30-2015, 05:59 AM   #6827
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Maisy was here and I missed it
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:41 AM   #6828
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this made me lol so hard.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...7&postcount=13

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Old 08-30-2015, 09:02 AM   #6829
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

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Roommate was diddling a married woman.
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pics of diddled wife?
There is a sincere lacking of follow thru on pics of diddled persons. Step up the game 4L!
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:27 AM   #6830
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There is a sincere lacking of follow thru on pics of diddled persons. Step up the game 4L!
I never respected her enough to take her pic.
I did see her naked.
She was such a slut.
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:33 AM   #6831
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Considering you just lost everything, you have my sympathies. Last month it happened to one of the guys one the Saturday show I run. His wife & son returned home and the car caught on fire soon after. A neighbor ran in to tell them the garage was on fire. The guy I work with wasn't home; by the time he arrived his house was gone. All they had was the clothes they were wearing. It's awful to experience.

But next time--pics.
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:33 AM   #6832
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Today is Sunday.
Praise to the Albino Lord for providing baristas.
Forgive Atlanta for having such bad sports teams

Bump
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Old 08-30-2015, 10:01 AM   #6833
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I would post a lot more pictures on here, but hosting them on imgur or wherever is bothersome, so I implore you to use your imagination.
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Old 08-30-2015, 10:09 AM   #6834
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

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She was such a slut.
I thought she was something awful, like a person who broke her word, and the agreement to be involved in a long term, monogamous, relationship.

Not something awesome like a woman in complete control of her sexuality.
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Old 08-30-2015, 10:17 AM   #6835
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Who just lost everything..
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Old 08-30-2015, 10:19 AM   #6836
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I actually lived this scenario...
The first thing I took outside to safety was my parrot
He woke me up with insane amount of noise. I saw the house on fire, I pulled on my pants (wallet and keys were still in the pockets), grabbed my cell phone and the bird and out the back door.
Went back in twice...this is a really bad idea.
Ended up with my laptop bag full of random crap on the first trip.
Almost didn't get out on the second. Don't think I retrieved anything of substance.
Entire house engulfed in under 10 minutes (from the time I was awakened).
Horrible event.
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Everyone got out okay.
Roommate was diddling a married woman. Her husband set the garage on fire and it ignited the rest of the house.
Home was pretty wrecked.
Quite a bit of my stuff survived.
Firemen tossed stuff on my bed (gums, guitars, humidor, etc.) covered it with a sheet of plastic and hosed everything down.
In the room I used as an office/storage the shoved everything in a pile, pulled the plastic over it, then dropped the ceiling and the attic insulation on top, then hosed it down.
I had no idea they did stuff like that!

The guy wrenching epilogue:
I spent the next couple days sorting and taking salvageable items to a self-storage locker. On the second night, while I was at the locker or the diner, someone took about a pickup truck load of stuff from the ruined house. Tools, computer stuff, TV (it was a melted 37" Trinitron, about 400# of scrap), and other stuff I has dug out of the ashes.
Mother****ers!
In the ? of the day thread.
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Old 08-30-2015, 10:24 AM   #6837
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Are the last two posts about this woman's husband and Jay's roommate supposed to convince me that "slut" is kosher?

It isn't.
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Old 08-30-2015, 10:44 AM   #6838
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I wasn't saying one way or the other by the re-posting. Simply showing others J's recount of the fire. Personally, I'm not partial to label people at all due to sexual activity.
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Old 08-30-2015, 11:09 AM   #6839
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Maisy was here and I missed it
Hai!
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Old 08-30-2015, 11:09 AM   #6840
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when did that happen JJ?
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Old 08-30-2015, 11:25 AM   #6841
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Maisy was here and I missed it
The girl from GoT?
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Old 08-30-2015, 11:26 AM   #6842
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when did that happen JJ?
2004

How you liking Texas (and Florida)?
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Old 08-30-2015, 11:27 AM   #6843
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I thought she was something awful, like a person who broke her word, and the agreement to be involved in a long term, monogamous, relationship.

Not something awesome like a woman in complete control of her sexuality.
Are you admonishing me?





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Are the last two posts about this woman's husband and Jay's roommate supposed to convince me that "slut" is kosher?

It isn't.
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Old 08-30-2015, 12:03 PM   #6844
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Nobody ever sets me up for my tv show quotes. You're all terrible friends.
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Old 08-30-2015, 02:08 PM   #6845
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Nobody ever sets me up for my tv show quotes. You're all terrible friends.
I have no idea what you're on about.
How can I help?
Does it have something to do with Maisy?
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Old 08-30-2015, 04:14 PM   #6846
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Can't say slut anymore huh?

The PC police are in full effect.
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Old 08-30-2015, 04:22 PM   #6847
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slut
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Old 08-30-2015, 04:27 PM   #6848
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Old 08-30-2015, 04:27 PM   #6849
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no sluts in 4l, errbodies frigid.
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Old 08-30-2015, 04:51 PM   #6850
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Kristy once called Giz a slut.

True story.
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