omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154) - Page 274

Peli what happe wd to lollerpool?

Getting beat by weatham at your home ground is just a discrace!

Also the whole of my left side of my body has pins and needles

So yeah... plz halp

08-30-2015 , 05:59 AM

#6827

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Maisy was here and I missed it

08-30-2015 , 08:41 AM

#6828

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

this made me lol so hard.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...7&postcount=13

warining NVG link to lols

08-30-2015 , 09:02 AM

#6829

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Roommate was diddling a married woman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

pics of diddled wife?

There is a sincere lacking of follow thru on pics of diddled persons. Step up the game 4L!

08-30-2015 , 09:27 AM

#6830

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

There is a sincere lacking of follow thru on pics of diddled persons. Step up the game 4L!

I never respected her enough to take her pic.
I did see her naked.
She was such a slut.

08-30-2015 , 09:33 AM

#6831

Albino Lord

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Considering you just lost everything, you have my sympathies. Last month it happened to one of the guys one the Saturday show I run. His wife & son returned home and the car caught on fire soon after. A neighbor ran in to tell them the garage was on fire. The guy I work with wasn't home; by the time he arrived his house was gone. All they had was the clothes they were wearing. It's awful to experience.

But next time--pics.

08-30-2015 , 09:33 AM

#6832

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Sunday.
Praise to the Albino Lord for providing baristas.
Forgive Atlanta for having such bad sports teams

Bump

08-30-2015 , 10:01 AM

#6833

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I would post a lot more pictures on here, but hosting them on imgur or wherever is bothersome, so I implore you to use your imagination.

08-30-2015 , 10:09 AM

#6834

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

She was such a slut.

I thought she was something awful, like a person who broke her word, and the agreement to be involved in a long term, monogamous, relationship.

Not something awesome like a woman in complete control of her sexuality.

08-30-2015 , 10:17 AM

#6835

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Who just lost everything..

08-30-2015 , 10:19 AM

#6836

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I actually lived this scenario...
The first thing I took outside to safety was my parrot
He woke me up with insane amount of noise. I saw the house on fire, I pulled on my pants (wallet and keys were still in the pockets), grabbed my cell phone and the bird and out the back door.
Went back in twice...this is a really bad idea.
Ended up with my laptop bag full of random crap on the first trip.
Almost didn't get out on the second. Don't think I retrieved anything of substance.
Entire house engulfed in under 10 minutes (from the time I was awakened).
Horrible event.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Everyone got out okay.
Roommate was diddling a married woman. Her husband set the garage on fire and it ignited the rest of the house.
Home was pretty wrecked.
Quite a bit of my stuff survived.
Firemen tossed stuff on my bed (gums, guitars, humidor, etc.) covered it with a sheet of plastic and hosed everything down.
In the room I used as an office/storage the shoved everything in a pile, pulled the plastic over it, then dropped the ceiling and the attic insulation on top, then hosed it down.
I had no idea they did stuff like that!

The guy wrenching epilogue:
I spent the next couple days sorting and taking salvageable items to a self-storage locker. On the second night, while I was at the locker or the diner, someone took about a pickup truck load of stuff from the ruined house. Tools, computer stuff, TV (it was a melted 37" Trinitron, about 400# of scrap), and other stuff I has dug out of the ashes.
Mother****ers!

In the ? of the day thread.

08-30-2015 , 10:24 AM

#6837

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Are the last two posts about this woman's husband and Jay's roommate supposed to convince me that "slut" is kosher?

It isn't.

08-30-2015 , 10:44 AM

#6838

Albino Lord

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

I wasn't saying one way or the other by the re-posting. Simply showing others J's recount of the fire. Personally, I'm not partial to label people at all due to sexual activity.

08-30-2015 , 11:09 AM

#6839

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Maisy was here and I missed it

Hai!

08-30-2015 , 11:09 AM

#6840

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

when did that happen JJ?

08-30-2015 , 11:25 AM

#6841

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Maisy was here and I missed it

The girl from GoT?

08-30-2015 , 11:26 AM

#6842

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

when did that happen JJ?

2004

How you liking Texas (and Florida)?

08-30-2015 , 11:27 AM

#6843

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Are you admonishing me?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Are the last two posts about this woman's husband and Jay's roommate supposed to convince me that "slut" is kosher?

It isn't.

08-30-2015 , 12:03 PM

#6844

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Nobody ever sets me up for my tv show quotes. You're all terrible friends.

08-30-2015 , 02:08 PM

#6845

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Nobody ever sets me up for my tv show quotes. You're all terrible friends.

I have no idea what you're on about.
How can I help?
Does it have something to do with Maisy?

08-30-2015 , 04:14 PM

#6846

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Can't say slut anymore huh?

The PC police are in full effect.

08-30-2015 , 04:22 PM

#6847

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

slut

08-30-2015 , 04:27 PM

#6848

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

08-30-2015 , 04:27 PM

#6849

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

no sluts in 4l, errbodies frigid.

08-30-2015 , 04:51 PM

#6850

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Kristy once called Giz a slut.

True story.

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