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Old 01-24-2015, 01:17 AM   #651
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gogogo!

I'm down $20 in tourney buyins

Currently in Midnight Madness.
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Old 01-24-2015, 01:25 AM   #652
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re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

hand of the night lol loosey agro table.. raises pre everyhand.. had AAKK called a raise and a reraise pre

flop 77Q.. small stack all in for a buck and change post flop with crap heart draw os

I call... 2 folds.. last cat just doubles it to 2 and change.. call

turn Ace in yo face beeeeaatch!

2 over pairs to the board is fun unless dangerous flush or str8 zibilities imo

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Old 01-24-2015, 01:27 AM   #653
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gogogo!

I'm down $20 in tourney buyins

Currently in Midnight Madness.
gl tid

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Old 01-24-2015, 01:35 AM   #654
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hand of the night lol loosey agro table.. raises pre everyhand.. had AAKK called a raise and a reraise pre

flop 77Q.. small stack all in for a buck and change post flop with crap heart draw os

I call... 2 folds.. last cat just doubles it to 2 and change.. call

turn Ace in yo face beeeeaatch!

2 over pairs to the board is fun unless dangerous flush or str8 zibilities imo
The tide is turning for me too. The damn fools are no longer winning every hand.

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Old 01-24-2015, 01:36 AM   #655
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re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

He knows he hits 73% of the time in this spot.



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    SB: 1,135 (28.4 bb)
    BB: 2,333 (58.3 bb)
    UTG+2: 1,695 (42.4 bb)
    MP1: 2,580 (64.5 bb)
    MP2: 1,620 (40.5 bb)
    MP3: 1,358 (34 bb)
    Hero (CO): 1,680 (42 bb)
    BTN: 1,316 (32.9 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with J A
    UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 80, MP2 raises to 120, MP3 folds, Hero calls 120, 2 folds, BB calls 80, MP1 calls 40

    Flop: (500) 4 A 4 (4 players)
    BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets 500, Hero raises to 1,560 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP2 calls 1,000 and is all-in

    Turn: (3,500) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: (3,500) Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Results: 3,500 pot
    Final Board: 4 A 4 4 Q
    BB mucked and lost (-120 net)
    MP1 mucked and lost (-120 net)
    MP2 showed K 9 and lost (-1,620 net)
    Hero showed J A and won 3,500 (1,880 net)



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    Old 01-24-2015, 02:17 AM   #656
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    i dropped a sicccccc joke itt like 2 months ago did it get any laughs???
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    Old 01-24-2015, 02:31 AM   #657
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    Hang on, let me just go back and reread every post till I find your joke.
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    Old 01-24-2015, 02:32 AM   #658
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    Another damn fool



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      MP2: 1,791 (14.9 bb)
      MP3: 12,781 (106.5 bb)
      CO: 1,664 (13.9 bb)
      BTN: 1,800 (15 bb)
      SB: 9,384 (78.2 bb)
      Hero (BB): 4,609 (38.4 bb)
      UTG+2: 1,351 (11.3 bb)
      MP1: 5,779 (48.2 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is BB with K A
      UTG+2 raises to 1,336 and is all-in, 3 folds, CO raises to 1,649 and is all-in, BTN folds, SB calls 1,589, Hero raises to 4,594 and is all-in, SB calls 2,945

      Flop: (12,293) T 3 2 (4 players, 3 are all-in)
      Turn: (12,293) 3 (4 players, 3 are all-in)
      River: (12,293) 9 (4 players, 3 are all-in)

      Results: 12,293 pot
      Final Board: T 3 2 3 9
      CO showed 7 7 and lost (-1,664 net)
      SB showed 9 A and won 12,293 (7,684 net)
      Hero showed K A and lost (-4,609 net)
      UTG+2 showed 5 5 and lost (-1,351 net)



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      Old 01-24-2015, 04:21 AM   #659
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      Peli this is a fold. And I am not kidding.
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      Old 01-24-2015, 04:52 AM   #660
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      Stack sizes tho. I was confident that I was ahead of the SB. Winning that side pot would have increased my stack 33%. Add in my chances against two small pairs and I'm pretty sure I made the right play.
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      Old 01-24-2015, 05:58 AM   #661
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      peli you changed your avatar
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      Old 01-24-2015, 05:58 AM   #662
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      i like this one better
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      Old 01-24-2015, 06:03 AM   #663
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      Should change my Avatar as well--but too lazy. Dilemma.
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      Old 01-24-2015, 06:11 AM   #664
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      Running a paid live show right now (people who pay for the air time to promote their business). It's a hunting & fishing show--and one of the hosts just put a big chunk of chewing tobacco in his mouth.

      HE'S ON THE RADIO AND STUCK CRAP IN HIS MOUTH. Ugh.
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      Old 01-24-2015, 06:18 AM   #665
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      and now I know Under Armor makes a camouflage jacket.
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      Old 01-24-2015, 06:19 AM   #666
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      Against my better judgement [but becuz I found a 1$ chip from them in my stuffz],
      I might be going to play ring @ Sands Bethlehem 2morrow.
      Variance: now 1-2 inches of snow on the ground[2-5 cm], I dread just going 2 bus depot 2morrow...
      On second thot... do I wanna spend 4 hours @ a table in my snow boots?
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      Old 01-24-2015, 06:27 AM   #667
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      Quote:
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      i like this one better
      I think it's making eyes with yours

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      Should change my Avatar as well--but too lazy. Dilemma.
      It only took me a month to get rid of a santa hat wearing Richard Sherman, who I hate more than anybody on this planet.

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      Against my better judgement [but becuz I found a 1$ chip from them in my stuffz],
      I might be going to play ring @ Sands Bethlehem 2morrow.
      Variance: now 1-2 inches of snow on the ground[2-5 cm], I dread just going 2 bus depot 2morrow...
      On second thot... do I wanna spend 4 hours @ a table in my snow boots?
      Spike, you should just be happy that you woke up without another body part falling off you.

      Go wear them snow boots with pride.
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      Old 01-24-2015, 08:00 AM   #668
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      Was told I'm working the Super Bowl. No fan of Seattle but I really want to see the Pats lose.
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      Old 01-24-2015, 08:02 AM   #669
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      also working Sundays are awful
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      Old 01-24-2015, 09:43 AM   #670
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      Today is Saturday
      Snow possible at elevations over 1500 feet, here in Georgia
      Bullet dodged


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      Old 01-24-2015, 09:46 AM   #671
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      Quote:
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      i dropped a sicccccc joke itt like 2 months ago did it get any laughs???
      This thread isn't that old
      Your claim is invalid
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      Old 01-24-2015, 09:52 AM   #672
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      The gravitational pull of my bed is too strong
      Can't
      Fight
      It

      Rebed
      Imminent
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      Old 01-24-2015, 10:45 AM   #673
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      Sleep--bah, for the weak or the dead. (pretty sure I'll be the latter come Monday)
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      Old 01-24-2015, 11:05 AM   #674
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      Albi swiss and chedd herbs
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      Old 01-24-2015, 11:16 AM   #675
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      Sounds too healthy. I figure a few lines of cocaine will get me through
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