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Old 08-25-2015, 06:52 PM   #6526
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I'M PSYCHIC!!!!!!!!
You've misspelled "psychotic" again .
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Old 08-25-2015, 06:54 PM   #6527
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The crime scene at the hotel this morning was surreal, I mean there was blood splatter around a body, the body was covered with a sheet but was still very blood soaked. The cops and hotel staff were busy trying to ask questions. I just ate my continental breakfast and we left, which is almost as weird that they would let people just leave without questioning.


But now I'm sitting in the bar by myself drying to drink myself to sleep before meetings at 830 tomorrow morning.
Is there a chalk outline on the floor or a cutout in the carpeting?
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Old 08-25-2015, 07:28 PM   #6528
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You've misspelled "psychotic" again .
I set the fire in your garage, but not because of diddling roommates. I did it because I knew this day would come.
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Old 08-25-2015, 07:41 PM   #6529
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I set the fire in your garage, but not because of diddling roommates. I did it because I knew this day would come.
Witch!
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Old 08-25-2015, 07:53 PM   #6530
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#freewisski
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Old 08-25-2015, 09:05 PM   #6531
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Won a hundo on teh pokhers last night. Now im in class thinking why i bothered to show up. Should have gone pro.

At least teach looks hot today. And other girl is other girl
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Old 08-26-2015, 01:16 AM   #6532
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#freewisski
I had a bunch of free glenfidich last night didn't help sleep, scared to leave the room due to possibility of dead Person in lobby
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Old 08-26-2015, 01:52 AM   #6533
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So therebis thia cute red head in my class. ( fattie but good boobs)

Cosidering talking to her but she is sneezing so much i think she has ebolaids.

Not sure if i want now.
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Old 08-26-2015, 07:19 AM   #6534
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Today is Wednesday
As we approach the midway point, please keep arms and legs inside the protected area of the cabin.
Enjoy the hump.

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Old 08-26-2015, 07:33 AM   #6535
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I enjoy science based podcasts. It annoys me greatly that most of the better/more popular podcasts insist on having idiot comedians on the show. Whenever a scientist is about to say something interesting, they interrupt with a stupid joke. Don't get me wrong, I love some comedy, but not with my science. It's like mixing your breakfast cereal with a roast dinner. I listen to astronomy cast because they don't have a comedian, but they are currently on a break.

That is all.
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Thread needs more PelicanPoker.
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Old 08-26-2015, 09:11 AM   #6537
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Ok, so GW was drinking with a buddy last night, and he's always super hungry before bed. I made a pasta sauce and browned ground beef/spices etc for him to carnivore-up, removed both and put them in easily accessible tupperware. Cleaned the stove and set up a single pot with water, salt ...so all he had to do was boil and throw in Pasta of choice...

I awoke to the pictured below and 5 dirty pots and pans.

Note: I also learned my camera phone is broken and won't focus.
But I think you will get the gist...

Spoiler:


Obv, this means war. Any suggestions for appropriate payback? I'm leaning towards tomato on pillow.
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Old 08-26-2015, 09:51 AM   #6538
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Update for phone fixery:



Seriously, HOW?!?!
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Old 08-26-2015, 10:09 AM   #6539
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He's dumb?
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Old 08-26-2015, 10:35 AM   #6540
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He's special?
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Old 08-26-2015, 11:10 AM   #6542
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I feel like it is only fair to warn you. I developed psychic powers yesterday, and I win this fight.

WHITE KNIGHT THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE


In unrelated news: Why would anyone ever click on the "two people killed on live tv" video?
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Old 08-26-2015, 11:17 AM   #6543
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Update for phone fixery:



Seriously, HOW?!?!
Looks like you may have bears.
You should look for additional sign...broken garbage cans, bear poo, etc.
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Old 08-26-2015, 11:24 AM   #6544
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I enjoy science based podcasts. It annoys me greatly that most of the better/more popular podcasts insist on having idiot comedians on the show. Whenever a scientist is about to say something interesting, they interrupt with a stupid joke. Don't get me wrong, I love some comedy, but not with my science. It's like mixing your breakfast cereal with a roast dinner. I listen to astronomy cast because they don't have a comedian, but they are currently on a break.

That is all.
What do you glean from an astronomy podcast?
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Old 08-26-2015, 12:16 PM   #6545
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What do you glean from an astronomy podcast?
Plz respond.

I've run out of space shows on Netflix. :/
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Old 08-26-2015, 12:21 PM   #6546
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White knight all you want. I don't care enough to care if you care enough to white knight.
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Old 08-26-2015, 12:28 PM   #6547
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Sure you do, or you wouldn't still be posting.

Let's move on, shall we?
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Old 08-26-2015, 12:34 PM   #6548
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U guys need to fight in real life
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The new and improved Kristy2.0 is a lover, not a fighter.

Half the killories, same great taste.
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Old 08-26-2015, 12:58 PM   #6550
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What do you glean from an astronomy podcast?
I like astronomy. Astronomy cast, though, is often not about astronomy. It's still interesting. My new find from earlier this year is the infinite monkey cage. Again, it's often not about astronomy, but it has brain cox. Just wish they did away with these jokes that waste half of the show.
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