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Old 08-24-2015, 10:32 AM   #6451
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Old 08-24-2015, 10:45 AM   #6453
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is he girl-fapping?
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The next three people who post searched, "Justin Timberlake crotch" to arrive here.

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Old 08-24-2015, 11:38 AM   #6455
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Old 08-24-2015, 11:40 AM   #6456
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first class is Thursday and it's a full house. starting to feels overwhelmed despite having done this a million times

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Old 08-24-2015, 11:58 AM   #6457
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first class is Thursday and it's a full house. starting to feels overwhelmed despite having done this a million times
Pssh, those punks are gonna be in YOUR house.

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Old 08-24-2015, 01:13 PM   #6458
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Near **** myself today, I accidentally phoned my high school crush. I think I managed to hang up before it actually starting ringing tho. Could have been awkward.
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:38 PM   #6459
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What is the maximum number of people you think you can play Cards Against Humanity with successfully?
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:43 PM   #6460
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Depends on the level of drunkeness. 6 is a good number. I think anything more might take too long.
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:55 PM   #6461
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I was thinking max 8...I told GW he could invite a couple people, he took that to mean everyone. I think we're at 18 confirmed so far with like another 10+ invites out there. Some of which will flake, I'm sure, but...

Any suggestions on variants for tons of people?
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Old 08-24-2015, 02:10 PM   #6462
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Sick I know 28 people brag.
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Old 08-24-2015, 02:11 PM   #6463
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18 people, could do teams or something. 8 is a bit too. Like 4-5 on a team, and they choose the cards together or take turns, dunno exactly.

I'm not sure how technically advanced/set up that you guys are, but there is a you don't know jack computer game that the pc is the host and everyone uses their smartphone as a buzzer. If you had a way to hook up your pc/laptop to tv, then that would be good also.
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Old 08-24-2015, 02:32 PM   #6464
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Scared of butterflies?
Wtf?
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Old 08-24-2015, 02:43 PM   #6465
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Near **** myself today, I accidentally phoned my high school crush. I think I managed to hang up before it actually starting ringing tho. Could have been awkward.
So that happened this morning, and then she literally just drove past me 5 minutes ago. I know this is a small island, but still, it must be fate, right?
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Old 08-24-2015, 02:51 PM   #6466
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Just toured Amsterdam streets with co-workers and no weed was bought.
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:07 PM   #6467
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Sick I know 28 people brag.
Technically, "I know one person, who knows 28 people" brag, imo.

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18 people, could do teams or something. 8 is a bit too. Like 4-5 on a team, and they choose the cards together or take turns, dunno exactly.

I'm not sure how technically advanced/set up that you guys are, but there is a you don't know jack computer game that the pc is the host and everyone uses their smartphone as a buzzer. If you had a way to hook up your pc/laptop to tv, then that would be good also.
I will look into that. Thanks Jack!

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Scared of butterflies?
Wtf?
Idk why, they just make my skin crawl.
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:09 PM   #6468
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Just toured Amsterdam streets with co-workers and no weed was bought.
I presume Hookers were purchased, by omission?
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:12 PM   #6469
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I ****ing wish. Something about euro women's, not very many are fat. And they all dress nicely, no loose fitting jeans, no super baggy sweatshirts. Le sigh, I am a bad person.
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:12 PM   #6470
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So that happened this morning, and then she literally just drove past me 5 minutes ago. I know this is a small island, but still, it must be fate, right?
Maybe the call went through and she drove over to create her own serendipity?

Im curious. Why can't you call her?
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:15 PM   #6471
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I ****ing wish. Something about euro women's, not very many are fat. And they all dress nicely, no loose fitting jeans, no super baggy sweatshirts. Le sigh, I am a bad person.
Just so we're clear, you're lusting over Euros, not Kevrocking over sweatshirted Yanks, right?
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:17 PM   #6472
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I have a sweatshirted yank texting me from home, I'm lusting after the short skirted euros... And I'm a bad person because I think about sexing the euros, while telling her I'm not.
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:17 PM   #6473
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to create her own serendipity?
that's the type of thing I do

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Im curious. Why can't you call her?
I mean, I guess I could, but I feel like it's a little strange when a person you haven't spoken to in 8 years phones you up. She'd probably think it was creepy I still had her number, if she remembered me.
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:20 PM   #6474
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Call her with some lame excuse about numbers in your phone and your not sure who's number this is and that you have to meet in a dark alley and see if this rag filled with chloroform reminds her of anything.
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:25 PM   #6475
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I have a sweatshirted yank texting me from home, I'm lusting after the short skirted euros... And I'm a bad person because I think about sexing the euros, while telling her I'm not.
Don't worry, she's also a bad person for wanting to hear that you're not, when of course you will.


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I mean, I guess I could, but I feel like it's a little strange when a person you haven't spoken to in 8 years phones you up. She'd probably think it was creepy I still had her number, if she remembered me.
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