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Old 08-21-2015, 11:26 PM   #6326
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Where did I give anything to lazy people? Also, the only tax increase I mentioned for people was a few pennies for parental leave.

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as long as, Hillary " I sneeze next to a women and i get put in jail for rape " doesn't get in

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Old 08-21-2015, 11:34 PM   #6327
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Kristy, as president will you help LuckyLuke get laid without him having to buy any drinks?
tax subsidies for buying drinks for the fatties / club rats IMO!

be swimming in ebolaids pussy then!

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Old 08-21-2015, 11:42 PM   #6328
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No. That sort of behavior makes a man undateable, imo. In before some single girl comes in and passive-rags about how cool and equal she is...and I'm sure we'll all be very impressed by her...but I'm telling you OBSERVE THE DAMN SOCIAL NORM.

There are certain things that you should just do. She puts on make up, gets waxed, gets her hair/nails done, possibly even buys a new outfit. BUY HER A LOUSY, ****ING, DRINK!
so what you are saying... the girl shows up there for she just gets a drink?

what ****ing fantasy world do you live in?

I get nicely dressed up and smell good too! where's my drink? you should encourage bad behaver.

I've had one girl tell me i should buy her a rink because she had G cups? man not gunna lie she was a fattie... another one told me she was from Zimbabwe and one trillion Zimbabwean dollars cost 1 oaf of bread. some guy came over and started talking to her... I got the F out of there, Next thing I know this dude buys her a shot. She downs, walks 10 steps. ( 10 f ing steps) to a guy stood on the corner and starts making out with him.

there are times when i WILL buy a girl a drink, bt don't ever expect one from me. maybe if you show up and give me some intresting conversation I'll get you on. untl then. go fook yourself.

also

I'm not abiding to your social " get married at 25 have kids and get divorced rapped by 30" social norm man.... I'm seeing my friends do it now...

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Old 08-21-2015, 11:47 PM   #6329
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Damn girl, no need to get your panties in a twist.

At least let him grab a boob or something.
I am a boob man...


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I'm picturing Luke grabbing some boob as a pretty slapstick operation.
my life is not the f ing goonies...
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Old 08-21-2015, 11:49 PM   #6330
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Lol Kristy if the girl wants to get a free drink she will get one. Luke doesn't have to be that sucker, but it reduces the chance his peen ends up inside a vag by at least 30%. To me those odds are worth 4$ drink. Besides Cosby did it
thanks for yoru kind comment...

but NO WHERE IN THIS WORLD ( the one i live in) is a drink $4

it's at CHEAPEST $10 $15 is standard ( one of those pre mixers drinks) and $20 for a cocktail.
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Old 08-21-2015, 11:53 PM   #6331
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thanks for yoru kind comment...

but NO WHERE IN THIS WORLD ( the one i live in) is a drink $4

it's at CHEAPEST $10 $15 is standard ( one of those pre mixers drinks) and $20 for a cocktail.
AUS$ don't count. Really USA#1 dollars here friend.
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Old 08-22-2015, 12:23 AM   #6332
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my life is not the f ing goonies...
lol
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Old 08-22-2015, 12:39 AM   #6333
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my life is not the f ing goonies...
U sure?
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Old 08-22-2015, 01:44 AM   #6334
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You hitting the clubs tonight Luke?
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Old 08-22-2015, 03:08 AM   #6335
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You hitting the clubs tonight Luke?
I didn't ast night ( should have)

tonight ( probs should ) though i'll defo study.

not really feeling good about myself atm.
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Old 08-22-2015, 03:17 AM   #6336
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I may be wrong, but my perception is that your external sexual organ must be inserted in her body for copulation to commence.
that's disgusting
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Old 08-22-2015, 07:03 AM   #6337
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bumping for more quality advise itt
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Old 08-22-2015, 07:24 AM   #6338
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bumping for more quality advise itt
Drink more. You are welcome.
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Old 08-22-2015, 07:29 AM   #6339
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Today is Saturday
1 more day till barista update and premier of "Fear the Walking Dead"
Disparate subjects, equal interest

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Old 08-22-2015, 07:35 AM   #6340
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I am watching the formula one
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Old 08-22-2015, 07:51 AM   #6341
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I am watching the formula one
Do people say, "pip pip, cheerio" on your island?
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Old 08-22-2015, 07:57 AM   #6342
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If they do, I've never met them.
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Old 08-22-2015, 07:58 AM   #6343
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I don't really get to talk to many people tho, so that isn't saying much.
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Old 08-22-2015, 08:25 AM   #6344
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For you J, a preview:



I've gotten into the habit of uploading Saturdays, to give the host site time to delete any they think are 'questionable ones'. It bothers me to have deleted pics in mid-stream.
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Old 08-22-2015, 08:27 AM   #6345
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aaand--I'm damn hungry. next hour needs to fly.
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Old 08-22-2015, 08:28 AM   #6346
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Also having to 'update' over 2 days is why a slow down may be imminent.
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Old 08-22-2015, 11:34 AM   #6347
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

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so what you are saying... the girl shows up there for she just gets a drink?

what ****ing fantasy world do you live in?

I get nicely dressed up and smell good too! where's my drink? you should encourage bad behaver.
The fantasy world where I never paid for drinks, and can give you an idea of the female perspective. Mixed with the fact that I worked in a club and watched hundreds, if not thousands, of girls-- and saw who they went home with.


I'm on team Luke here, but as the saying goes...you can lead horse to water, but you can't make him participate in the beach-themed porno...OS
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Old 08-22-2015, 12:29 PM   #6348
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The fantasy world where I never paid for drinks, and can give you an idea of the female perspective. Mixed with the fact that I worked in a club and watched hundreds, if not thousands, of girls-- and saw who they went home with.


I'm on team Luke here, but as the saying goes...you can lead horse to water, but you can't make him participate in the beach-themed porno...OS
Look im not hating on you ( im sorry i came on too strong)

But its diffrent from where i come from. Drink is an expensice thing here and all the girls will bat there eyelids at you to get it...

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Old 08-22-2015, 12:47 PM   #6349
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Nah, we're all good.
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Old 08-22-2015, 02:14 PM   #6350
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Tigerrrrr
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