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08-21-2015, 11:26 PM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Where did I give anything to lazy people? Also, the only tax increase I mentioned for people was a few pennies for parental leave.
Kristy '16!
What would you change?
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as long as, Hillary " I sneeze next to a women and i get put in jail for rape " doesn't get in
Trump! ftw!
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08-21-2015, 11:34 PM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Kristy, as president will you help LuckyLuke get laid without him having to buy any drinks?
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tax subsidies for buying drinks for the fatties / club rats IMO!
be swimming in ebolaids pussy then!
Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 08-21-2015 at 11:55 PM.
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08-21-2015, 11:42 PM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by Kristy
No. That sort of behavior makes a man undateable, imo. In before some single girl comes in and passive-rags about how cool and equal she is...and I'm sure we'll all be very impressed by her...but I'm telling you OBSERVE THE DAMN SOCIAL NORM.
There are certain things that you should just do. She puts on make up, gets waxed, gets her hair/nails done, possibly even buys a new outfit. BUY HER A LOUSY, ****ING, DRINK!
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so what you are saying... the girl shows up there for she just gets a drink?
what ****ing fantasy world do you live in?
I get nicely dressed up and smell good too! where's my drink? you should encourage bad behaver.
I've had one girl tell me i should buy her a rink because she had G cups? man not gunna lie she was a fattie... another one told me she was from Zimbabwe and one trillion Zimbabwean dollars cost 1 oaf of bread. some guy came over and started talking to her... I got the F out of there, Next thing I know this dude buys her a shot. She downs, walks 10 steps. ( 10 f ing steps) to a guy stood on the corner and starts making out with him.
there are times when i WILL buy a girl a drink, bt don't ever expect one from me. maybe if you show up and give me some intresting conversation I'll get you on. untl then. go fook yourself.
also
I'm not abiding to your social " get married at 25 have kids and get divorced rapped by 30" social norm man.... I'm seeing my friends do it now...
Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 08-21-2015 at 11:43 PM.
Reason: sorry if it's too full on. been fighting with everyone atm. your cool
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08-21-2015, 11:47 PM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Damn girl, no need to get your panties in a twist.
At least let him grab a boob or something.
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I am a boob man...
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
I'm picturing Luke grabbing some boob as a pretty slapstick operation.
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my life is not the f ing goonies...
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08-21-2015, 11:49 PM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by wisski
Lol Kristy if the girl wants to get a free drink she will get one. Luke doesn't have to be that sucker, but it reduces the chance his peen ends up inside a vag by at least 30%. To me those odds are worth 4$ drink. Besides Cosby did it
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thanks for yoru kind comment...
but NO WHERE IN THIS WORLD ( the one i live in) is a drink $4
it's at CHEAPEST $10 $15 is standard ( one of those pre mixers drinks) and $20 for a cocktail.
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08-21-2015, 11:53 PM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
thanks for yoru kind comment...
but NO WHERE IN THIS WORLD ( the one i live in) is a drink $4
it's at CHEAPEST $10 $15 is standard ( one of those pre mixers drinks) and $20 for a cocktail.
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AUS$ don't count. Really USA#1 dollars here friend.
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08-22-2015, 12:23 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
my life is not the f ing goonies...
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lol 
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08-22-2015, 12:39 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
my life is not the f ing goonies...
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U sure?
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08-22-2015, 01:44 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
You hitting the clubs tonight Luke?
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08-22-2015, 03:08 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
You hitting the clubs tonight Luke?
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I didn't ast night ( should have)
tonight ( probs should ) though i'll defo study.
not really feeling good about myself atm.
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08-22-2015, 03:17 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by 69Love
I may be wrong, but my perception is that your external sexual organ must be inserted in her body for copulation to commence.
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that's disgusting
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08-22-2015, 07:03 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
bumping for more quality advise itt
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08-22-2015, 07:24 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
bumping for more quality advise itt
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Drink more. You are welcome.
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08-22-2015, 07:29 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Today is Saturday
1 more day till barista update and premier of "Fear the Walking Dead"
Disparate subjects, equal interest
Bump
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08-22-2015, 07:35 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I am watching the formula one
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08-22-2015, 07:51 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by Da33le
I am watching the formula one
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Do people say, "pip pip, cheerio" on your island?
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08-22-2015, 07:57 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
If they do, I've never met them.
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08-22-2015, 07:58 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
I don't really get to talk to many people tho, so that isn't saying much.
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08-22-2015, 08:25 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
For you J, a preview:
I've gotten into the habit of uploading Saturdays, to give the host site time to delete any they think are 'questionable ones'. It bothers me to have deleted pics in mid-stream.
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08-22-2015, 08:27 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
aaand--I'm damn hungry. next hour needs to fly.
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08-22-2015, 08:28 AM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Also having to 'update' over 2 days is why a slow down may be imminent.
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08-22-2015, 11:34 AM
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
so what you are saying... the girl shows up there for she just gets a drink?
what ****ing fantasy world do you live in?
I get nicely dressed up and smell good too! where's my drink? you should encourage bad behaver.
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The fantasy world where I never paid for drinks, and can give you an idea of the female perspective. Mixed with the fact that I worked in a club and watched hundreds, if not thousands, of girls-- and saw who they went home with.
I'm on team Luke here, but as the saying goes...you can lead horse to water, but you can't make him participate in the beach-themed porno...OS
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08-22-2015, 12:29 PM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
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Originally Posted by Kristy
The fantasy world where I never paid for drinks, and can give you an idea of the female perspective. Mixed with the fact that I worked in a club and watched hundreds, if not thousands, of girls-- and saw who they went home with.
I'm on team Luke here, but as the saying goes...you can lead horse to water, but you can't make him participate in the beach-themed porno...OS
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Look im not hating on you ( im sorry i came on too strong)
But its diffrent from where i come from. Drink is an expensice thing here and all the girls will bat there eyelids at you to get it...
Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 08-22-2015 at 12:42 PM.
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08-22-2015, 12:47 PM
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The Canamerican Opinionatrix
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Nah, we're all good. 
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08-22-2015, 02:14 PM
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)
Tigerrrrr
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